I am an evil soul that does not own Tenchi Muyo
Or Dragon Ball Z so don't sue me.
In the reviews, someone asked how this is a Tenchi fic. You're gonna find out in this chapter. Does anyone know what o_O means? I'm too stupid to know so laugh all you want.
CHAPTER 3
"What the heck!" August yelled, "he bit me!"
"We warned him," Jack said smugly to Gohan, "didn't we?"
"We did," Gohan said with almost equal smugness (is "smugness" even a word?), "And it's all his fault.
They were at Gohan and Jacks house playing with Adam and Jacob, their hamsters and Adam had just bit August. August was on the floor foaming at the mouth because Adam and Jacob were rabid. "You guys will have to pay for his medical bills" Sasami said worridly.
"Nah, we warned him, didn't we Gohan? And since we warned him, it's not our fault." Jack said, completely oblivious to the fact that August was writhing in agony on the floor, about to die.
"You know, rabies isn't fatal August," Gohan said (being the nerd of DBZ), "you just have to get shots every once in a while."
August sat up looking embarrassed, "I knew that, I was just testing you."
"Whatever August", Jack said not really paying attention.
"Nice to meet you, Gohan, and you too, Jack" the purple haired woman said. Gohan wasn't paying attention, he was deep in discussion with the pink-haired scientist, Washu, about some complicated science thing that Jack could not follow past the first twelve words ("Hi, my name is Washu" "Nice to meet you Washu, I'm Gohan).
"Hi Gohan, hi Jack, I'm Tenchi and this is Ryoko," a boy with black hair and a rat tail said. After he introduced himself he nodded over his shoulder to a young lady with light blue hair and golden eyes.
"Tenchi, time for your training," an old man with dark gray hair said to Tenchi.
"Oh yeah, this is my grandfather, Yosho" Tenchi remembered. They were at Sasami's house being introduced to her family and friends. They had already met the golden haired ditz, Mihoshi, her serious partner, Kione, Tenchi's hentai (perverted in japanese) father, Noboyuki, and Ryo- ohki, the carrot loving cabbot.
Later that night, they were eating dinner and Jack, feeling stupid, challenged Ryoko to a fight. By some strange and stupid twist of fate, Washu had a gravity control room. They fought for about a half an hour before Jack decided to end it. He jumped up and kicked her in the face (remember, he is related to Gohan) and won.
"Weird family" Jack commented as they walked home, "don't you agree?"
"Yup" Gohan replied, "Although you have to admit, Ryoko did pretty good against you".
"I was surprised myself" Jack admitted.
"Where the **** have you been?" Chi-Chi asked shrilly as they arrived.
"We told you we were going to Sasami's." Gohan protested.
"I don't care! You're both grounded!
"But we told her that we were going!" Gohan exclaimed as they went up to their rooms.
"That's true, but that food was good enough to make up for it" Jack said.
"Is food all you ever think of?" Gohan asked irritably as he opened his door.
"For the most part, yeah." Jack grinned as he went into his room.
In the reviews, someone asked how this is a Tenchi fic. You're gonna find out in this chapter. Does anyone know what o_O means? I'm too stupid to know so laugh all you want.
CHAPTER 3
"What the heck!" August yelled, "he bit me!"
"We warned him," Jack said smugly to Gohan, "didn't we?"
"We did," Gohan said with almost equal smugness (is "smugness" even a word?), "And it's all his fault.
They were at Gohan and Jacks house playing with Adam and Jacob, their hamsters and Adam had just bit August. August was on the floor foaming at the mouth because Adam and Jacob were rabid. "You guys will have to pay for his medical bills" Sasami said worridly.
"Nah, we warned him, didn't we Gohan? And since we warned him, it's not our fault." Jack said, completely oblivious to the fact that August was writhing in agony on the floor, about to die.
"You know, rabies isn't fatal August," Gohan said (being the nerd of DBZ), "you just have to get shots every once in a while."
August sat up looking embarrassed, "I knew that, I was just testing you."
"Whatever August", Jack said not really paying attention.
"Nice to meet you, Gohan, and you too, Jack" the purple haired woman said. Gohan wasn't paying attention, he was deep in discussion with the pink-haired scientist, Washu, about some complicated science thing that Jack could not follow past the first twelve words ("Hi, my name is Washu" "Nice to meet you Washu, I'm Gohan).
"Hi Gohan, hi Jack, I'm Tenchi and this is Ryoko," a boy with black hair and a rat tail said. After he introduced himself he nodded over his shoulder to a young lady with light blue hair and golden eyes.
"Tenchi, time for your training," an old man with dark gray hair said to Tenchi.
"Oh yeah, this is my grandfather, Yosho" Tenchi remembered. They were at Sasami's house being introduced to her family and friends. They had already met the golden haired ditz, Mihoshi, her serious partner, Kione, Tenchi's hentai (perverted in japanese) father, Noboyuki, and Ryo- ohki, the carrot loving cabbot.
Later that night, they were eating dinner and Jack, feeling stupid, challenged Ryoko to a fight. By some strange and stupid twist of fate, Washu had a gravity control room. They fought for about a half an hour before Jack decided to end it. He jumped up and kicked her in the face (remember, he is related to Gohan) and won.
"Weird family" Jack commented as they walked home, "don't you agree?"
"Yup" Gohan replied, "Although you have to admit, Ryoko did pretty good against you".
"I was surprised myself" Jack admitted.
"Where the **** have you been?" Chi-Chi asked shrilly as they arrived.
"We told you we were going to Sasami's." Gohan protested.
"I don't care! You're both grounded!
"But we told her that we were going!" Gohan exclaimed as they went up to their rooms.
"That's true, but that food was good enough to make up for it" Jack said.
"Is food all you ever think of?" Gohan asked irritably as he opened his door.
"For the most part, yeah." Jack grinned as he went into his room.