I don't ******* own DBZ or
Tenchi Muyo so don't sue me.
You are very lucky, you finally get some action in this chapter. How does the kids beating up an evil politician that insulted their video games sound? Also, a new character appears. I'm not tellin ya who though but he is played by my friend, Blake. Please review, my dignity depends on it (whats left of it, anyway).
CHAPTER IV
On any other day, Jack would have got up and played video games (illegally), since he wasn't afraid of the police. But, since he was grounded, he didn't dare for fear that Chi-Chi would find out and make Sel (if you saw the episode where Sel remembered getting out of his tank the computer spells it like that) look like that guy that Goku beat up when he first came to the city to get the dragon radar fixed (in Dragon Ball for all you people who are as stupid as Blake). So he just read a book, Chi- Chi had no problems with books, she said that they stimulated the mind, and indeed, this book (The Hidden City, by David Eddings)(No, I don't own David Eddings' books either) was very educational (it is, it taught me that to defenstrate someone is throw them out of a very high window) and David Eddings was his favorite author (mine too! Okay I'll shut up now as I'm probably getting annoying). "Gohan, Jack! Get down here!" Chi-Chi yelled, when they didn't come she yelled "I've got breakfast!" she didn't need to say it because Gohan and Jack were fighting over who got to go down first (their hallway was too narrow). But since she did yell that, they shrugged as if to say "screw it" and literally made the hall wider. "It's about time" Chi-Chi said as they flew through the doorway. "Sorry Mom," Gohan shrugged, "Jack was greedy and wanted to eat first so he held me back." "Sure, Gohan" Jack said, sarcasticly "That's exactly what I did." "At least you can admit it" Chi-Chi said, not really paying attention.
"and video games just make your brain rot so that's why we banned them" the doomed man continued, he said video games with a note of disgust, little did he know, every kid in the school was plotting his murder. Anyway, they were at school listening to a stupid politition talk about why congress banned video games (I hate polititions, but then, doesn't everone? Much offense intended to any polititions reading this story). "You should be glad that we did that, we saved your lives," the idiot droned on oblivious to the fact that the kids were pulling knives out of holes in subspace, which Sasami had provided for them (she got them from Washu). "and furthermore, video games are just plain stupid" he continued. That was it, every kid in the school swarmed on top of him punching and kicking him till he was black, they then moved in with their knives, stabbing and cutting him to a bloody pulp. Everybody drifted away then, words like, "that was fun!" and "Gotta do that again sometime" hung in the air like flies, the teachers excused all the students, knowing that they would be very blood thirsty for a while. Little did the teachers know, Gohan and Jack were writing a bomb threat. They were doing it so they wouldn't have to tell Chi-Chi that they killed a defensless man. As Sasami was walking home, she saw Jack and Gohan turn down an alley, then four official looking guys followed them. She was curious, so she walked to the mouth of the alley and saw all six of them in fighters stances (no, not like in Super Smash Bros, Blake). Then, the government dudes attacked them, but Jack blocked two and Gohan dodged the other two guys. They then started moving so fast that they were just a bunch of blurs that were attacking each other. Then, Jack and Gohan stopped and stood about 6 feet apart and did some weird thing and saying "Fusion! Ha!". There was a bright flash and when the light cleared she saw a tall, muscular kid that had spiky black hair and gray eyes. He (or rather they) then rather ignorantly, shot a ki blast at them. They were vaporized instantly and the figure seperated and returned to Gohan and Jack. "Who were they and who was it that beat them?" Sasami demanded as they exited the alley trying to look casual but they were obviously not being successful. "Damn", Gohan muttered, "you weren't supposed to see that Sasami." "Well I did so tell me what I want to know!" Sasami practically shouted. "Okay, Sasami," Jack said, "well Gohan and I are from~ He was cut off as a monkey type creature dropped down from above. "Who the hell are you?" Gohan demanded. "I'm Blake" the creature said.
Since there is finally some action in this story, I will start to do chapter previews. Who the **** is Blake? He was a kid that tried to give himself the gymnastical abilties of a monkey but instead turned himself into a monkey. He will tell his ******* story in the next chapter.
Sincerely, Some poor, demented soul that has too much time on his hands.
Tenchi Muyo so don't sue me.
You are very lucky, you finally get some action in this chapter. How does the kids beating up an evil politician that insulted their video games sound? Also, a new character appears. I'm not tellin ya who though but he is played by my friend, Blake. Please review, my dignity depends on it (whats left of it, anyway).
CHAPTER IV
On any other day, Jack would have got up and played video games (illegally), since he wasn't afraid of the police. But, since he was grounded, he didn't dare for fear that Chi-Chi would find out and make Sel (if you saw the episode where Sel remembered getting out of his tank the computer spells it like that) look like that guy that Goku beat up when he first came to the city to get the dragon radar fixed (in Dragon Ball for all you people who are as stupid as Blake). So he just read a book, Chi- Chi had no problems with books, she said that they stimulated the mind, and indeed, this book (The Hidden City, by David Eddings)(No, I don't own David Eddings' books either) was very educational (it is, it taught me that to defenstrate someone is throw them out of a very high window) and David Eddings was his favorite author (mine too! Okay I'll shut up now as I'm probably getting annoying). "Gohan, Jack! Get down here!" Chi-Chi yelled, when they didn't come she yelled "I've got breakfast!" she didn't need to say it because Gohan and Jack were fighting over who got to go down first (their hallway was too narrow). But since she did yell that, they shrugged as if to say "screw it" and literally made the hall wider. "It's about time" Chi-Chi said as they flew through the doorway. "Sorry Mom," Gohan shrugged, "Jack was greedy and wanted to eat first so he held me back." "Sure, Gohan" Jack said, sarcasticly "That's exactly what I did." "At least you can admit it" Chi-Chi said, not really paying attention.
"and video games just make your brain rot so that's why we banned them" the doomed man continued, he said video games with a note of disgust, little did he know, every kid in the school was plotting his murder. Anyway, they were at school listening to a stupid politition talk about why congress banned video games (I hate polititions, but then, doesn't everone? Much offense intended to any polititions reading this story). "You should be glad that we did that, we saved your lives," the idiot droned on oblivious to the fact that the kids were pulling knives out of holes in subspace, which Sasami had provided for them (she got them from Washu). "and furthermore, video games are just plain stupid" he continued. That was it, every kid in the school swarmed on top of him punching and kicking him till he was black, they then moved in with their knives, stabbing and cutting him to a bloody pulp. Everybody drifted away then, words like, "that was fun!" and "Gotta do that again sometime" hung in the air like flies, the teachers excused all the students, knowing that they would be very blood thirsty for a while. Little did the teachers know, Gohan and Jack were writing a bomb threat. They were doing it so they wouldn't have to tell Chi-Chi that they killed a defensless man. As Sasami was walking home, she saw Jack and Gohan turn down an alley, then four official looking guys followed them. She was curious, so she walked to the mouth of the alley and saw all six of them in fighters stances (no, not like in Super Smash Bros, Blake). Then, the government dudes attacked them, but Jack blocked two and Gohan dodged the other two guys. They then started moving so fast that they were just a bunch of blurs that were attacking each other. Then, Jack and Gohan stopped and stood about 6 feet apart and did some weird thing and saying "Fusion! Ha!". There was a bright flash and when the light cleared she saw a tall, muscular kid that had spiky black hair and gray eyes. He (or rather they) then rather ignorantly, shot a ki blast at them. They were vaporized instantly and the figure seperated and returned to Gohan and Jack. "Who were they and who was it that beat them?" Sasami demanded as they exited the alley trying to look casual but they were obviously not being successful. "Damn", Gohan muttered, "you weren't supposed to see that Sasami." "Well I did so tell me what I want to know!" Sasami practically shouted. "Okay, Sasami," Jack said, "well Gohan and I are from~ He was cut off as a monkey type creature dropped down from above. "Who the hell are you?" Gohan demanded. "I'm Blake" the creature said.
Since there is finally some action in this story, I will start to do chapter previews. Who the **** is Blake? He was a kid that tried to give himself the gymnastical abilties of a monkey but instead turned himself into a monkey. He will tell his ******* story in the next chapter.
Sincerely, Some poor, demented soul that has too much time on his hands.