Crackheads Rejoice! The 5th chapter of this beautiful tale has arrived! Sorry it took so long, but I was laden down with homework all week so if you're mad, go shoot my teachers not me.

Today we will meet one new character, his name is Blake. I do not own Tenchi Muyo or Dragon Ball Z so don't sue me or I'll tell the kids that you are a politician and they will hunt you down and (see beginning of ch. 4 to find out).

When last we left our heroes, they had destroyed some dudes from Hell (the government) and then met the boy monkey, Blake. Who is Blake and why does he look like a monkey? FIND OUT TODAY ON THE VIDEO GAME REBELLION! (corny music plays in backround).

CHAPTER 5

"Why do you look like a monkey?" Gohan inquired as he looked at Blake. "Yeah, why?" Jack also asked the furry-bodied boy. "Just a minute," he turned to Sasami, "are you the Jurian Princess Sasami?" "Yeah" Sasami said a bit evasivly as she glanced at the two dumbfounded boys. "Princess?" Jack asked sharply. "Heh, heh, umm." she trailed off as she tried to think up an explaination. "Yeah, just who are you?" Blake asked, "I was only told what you looked like and your name." "Uhhh., ask Ayeka, she'll tell you," Sasami said, edging toward the mouth of the alley. Then, without another word, she took off and ran towards her home. "Dammit," Jack said angrily, "We need answers, follow her." So off they went, Gohan flew to the right and made sure that she didn't run to that side, Blake ran/swung to the other side and kept her from running to that side, and Jack flew over her head and got in front of her. "Let me go!" Sasami yelled as Jack grabbed her arms. "Just tell us who you are and we will." Jack replied. "Okay, okay," Sasami gave in. "You probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway." "You'd be surprised at how many weird things Gohan and I know about." Jack interupted. "Yeah, and you can't say I'm not weird so just try us." Blake agreed. "Okay." Sasami said, obviously not convinced. "Well, you see, I'm from another planet, it's called Juri." she paused to hear their startled gasps, there were none. "Why aren't you surprised?" she asked the boys. "Well, I don't know about Blake, but our father was a saiyan-jin from the planet Vegeta, and our friend Bulma is married to the saiyan-jin prince." Gohan told her. "Oh," Sasami said, "I was hoping that I was the only alien here but apparently not." "I'm not surprised because I'm an alien too," Blake said. "My mother was an ambassador from Osanbline, the Demon Planet." Sasami paled, "I thought that the Saiyan-jin race and the people from Osanbline were extinct." "They are except for Bulma's husband, Vegeta." "Yeah and my mother escaped the planet before the plague killed her. Then She met my dad and shortly after I was born, she died." Blake said. "I think we should go see Washu," Sasami said, breaking free of Jacks grip. * * *

"so the saiyan-jin prince survived and so did Bardock's sons?" Washu asked as they told her about what happened. "yep" Gohan said,"along with a stupid bald saiyan-jin called Nappa." "And your mother got off Osanbline before the plague killed her?" she asked, turning to Blake. "That's what happened," Blake replied. "Tenchi!" Washu called, Tenchi walked in looking curiously at Blake. "What?" Tenchi asked. "You've been replaced by these three as my giunea pigs" Washu said. "YES!" Tenchi yelled as he ran out of the lab.about five seconds later they heard Tenchi singing the "Celebrate" song. "I thought he liked being my giunea pig," Washu said, frowning. She shrugged and said "Oh well, we've got to get to work." She grinned evilly at them, "we're gonna have a blast, Gentlemen." She said. All three boys sweatdrop and look terrified.

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Later, as they were walking home, Gohan asked Blake, "Why do you look like a monkey? Washu showed me a picture of a person from Osanbline and it did'nt look like you at all." "Actually, I don't know why I look like I do, my dad said that a wizard cast a spell on me that made me look like a monkey. But there is one good thing about this form," he jumped up about thirty feet in the air and landed without making a sound. "I can also do this," his tail became longer and longer and he moved his tail up, grabbed a flagpole, and pulled himself up with only his tail. "Sweet," Jack said as blake dropped down, once again not making a sound. "That's gotta be convenient," Gohan commented. "Damn straight," Blake replied.





Okay, so I changed it a little, its still cool right? I mean, would you you like to be able to extend your (non existant) tail?

the next chapter will have many new peoples. it will be called the rebellion begins!