More graphic violence has arrived from
the evil mind of Afreet! Now, if you are all
good little children, you will worship me like
a god. But since you are reading this story
that means that you aren't good little children
by any means. Oh, and I don't own Tenchi Muyo,
Dragon Ball Z, Legend of Zelda, Snowboard Kids,
Metroid, Mario, Jet Force Gemini, or Calvin and
Hobbes.
Today, a whole lot of characters will arrive. Who are they? Why do they come into this story? I don't know either, I'm just listening to the creepy floating flame in the middle of my room.
CHAPTER 6
Ever since video games were banned, Link had not been the same. He was out in the field almost every night taking his anger out on the skeletons. He was constantly muttering about how he couldn't play his Legend of Zelda games. Zelda was in a bad mood as well because Link was so mad that he would not go out of his way to please her like a good husband should. She knew that he was a good husband but at the moment she was very mad at him. He had embarrassed her at one of those pointless royal balls that rich people have just cuz they have the friggen money. She asked Link if he wanted to dance and he accepted because he new what was good for him. She had tried to talk to him while they were dancing and he had been unresponsive, she told him that her head was on fire but he hadn't answered, so she had tripped on purpose so that he would catch her (you women will do anything for attention) but he hadn't and the next thing she knew, every male in the room was staring at her cottony pink underwear (at least Link was paying attention then). So she had been mad at him since then and she was trying to find a way to win Link over again. Then it hit her, when Impa was teaching her all that princess crap, she said that in order to be victorious you had to strike at the source. "What is the Source?" she wondered. Then she had it, the United States Government. She called for the six sages and had them make a portal to our dimesion. Now, they were in Parkville, Missouri.
"Now, I can get my video games back," Link said as they arrived. "And I can get my husband back," Zelda muttered. "You say something Zelda?" Link asked. "Uh, no honey," Zelda replied. "Oh, okay," LInk said.
* * *
"I'm gonna murder the next politician that tries to rub in the fact that we can't play video games," Slash growled as they got on the bus to go home. "Some kids in Parkville, Missouri already have," Wendy said as she read the news on her laptop. "I could grow to like them," Jam said, obviously agreeing with Slash about the murder part. "So could I," Linda said, "what's the point of being rich if you can't buy the newest video games and systems before the less fortunate?" There was a murmur of agreement from the others. They didn't realise that they were those less fortunate people that Linda mentioned. "Why don't we go visit them and give them many moneys and candies and kisses to the boys?" Nancy asked. The girls agreed and started to put on lipstick and lip gloss. "Yeah, except us boys will kiss the girls," Slash said (hormones are even more evil than clothes shopping). "Wendy, can we use your flying saucer?" Linda asked. "Sure," Wendy replied "should we leave this afternoon?" They all agreed and started to plan a good excuse for their parents.
"Is everyone ready?" Wendy asked them later as they seated themselves in her flying saucer. "Wendy," Jam said pointedly, "I don't think I've ever been ready for a ride in your flying saucer." "Just think about the girls, Jam," Wendy replied. "We're ready," Slash, Jam, Tommy, and Damien said instantly. "Then here we go!" Wendy said as she punched in the location and elaboratly pressed the big red button (why is it always red?). * * * "That was easy," Samus said as she wiped the brain fluid off of her suit. It could stand water but brain fluid made its reaction time a little slow. As she boarded her ship to go collect her reward she thought she saw a little sparkle in the sky. "Must be the heat," she decided and shrugged it off. She finished typing in her destination and strapped herself in. Her ship shot up in the air and suddenly disappeared into a wormhole. "What the hell!?" she yelled. She didn't have time to say more as her ship came down on something very soft. "Ahhh!", someone yelled. "Whoops, it wasn't me!" Samus said. * * *
"I hate that stupid american politician" Mario yelled as he slammed his fist into a wall. Mario and his brother Luigi were attending a ABP (Atom Bomb status Potty). "So do I," Luigi replied. "I wish I could do something about it," Mario said. "Why don't you?" Luigi asked. "Why didn't I thimk of that?" Mario exclaimed, "Bowser must have the ability to keep thoughts from going into my head!" "I wouldn't be surprised," Luigi said. (A\N: Sorry but I think Mario is stupid so in this story Bowser keeps thoughts from entering Marios head.) Suddenly, interupting the authers note, the ABP gurgled and exploded. "Ahhh!" Mario yelled, "we won't get paid if it explodes!" "You idiot!" Luigi roared, "we're gonna die and you're thinking about money!" Then, the explosion ripped a hole in the dimensions. "What." but before he could finish the thought, he lost consiousness.
* * *
Calvin was just enjoying his usual hobbies, annoying Susie, annoying his parents, and being overly cool with his friend Hobbes. They were presently making a stop sign into a yeti by covering it with snow and making it look scary. When they finished, they ran off and hid in the bushes. About five minutes later, Calvins dad drove by only to crash into the huge pile of crashed cars that the yeti/stop sign had created. "CALVIN!", his dad roared, "I'm gonna make you pay for those cars out of your allowance!"
But the overwhelming roar of his voice had opened a wormhole and Calvin, dragging Hobbes, jumped in to escape one doom and meet another. They arrived in an old looking town with modern people. There were train tracks to their right and an ice cream parlor to their left. "Ice cream!" Calvin exclaimed, "and here I thought the auther said I was arriving to another doom!" And by some strange twist of fate, Calvin had enough money to buy some ice cream for him and Hobbes. "This is really good ice cream" Calvin said as he sat at a table with Hobbes. Then, some kids about Calvins age (oh yeah, I forgot, Calvin is about twelve right now and in the portal, Hobbes came to life) came in saying something about killing a politician. "Can we sit here? All the other tables are taken," It was one of the kids. She had long brown hair that was in pig tails. "Sure", he replied, "who are you though?" "I'm Linda" the girl said. "I'm Wendy" another girl with brown hair in a pony tail said. "Slash" a boy with spiky black hair said. " I'm Nancy" a girl with blonde hair said. "Tommy" a fat kid with a huge nose said. "Jam" a black kid said. "Damien" a strange kid with blue skin and three horns said. "But who are you?" Nancy asked. "I'm Calvin and this is Hobbes" he replied pointing to the tiger that was eating ice cream next to him. When they saw Hobbes they all paled, even Damien paled a little. "Sup," Hobbes said, startling them. "Cool, a talking tiger," Jam said. "So, killed any politicians lately?" Slash asked. "I don't know what you mean, I just got here," he replied. Just then, some other kids their age entered, one had hair like Slash's and grey eyes, another had similar hair with black eyes, and the third was a girl with long blue hair and pink eyes and weird green things on her forhead with a weird rabbit thing perched on her shoulder. There was now an open seat so the three kids took it and started to talk about murdering another politician. "So you are the kids that killed the congressmen," Linda interupted. "Some of them," the boy with black eyes said. "So, did the whole school help or something?" Slash asked. "Yep," the grey eyed kid said. "Oh, by the way, I'm Gohan, this is my brother, Jack, and this is Sasami," the black eyed kid introduced himself and his friends. "Nice to meet ya," Wendy said, "I'm Wendy." she introduced herself, her friends, Calvin, and last but by no means least, Hobbes. "Nice to meet you all," Gohan said.
* * *
"Uh, Juno, we're being pulled into a black hole," Juno's sister said (sorry, I can't remember her name, if you know, tell me in your review please). Juno said some very uncharacteristic words that should not be said yet. "Bark!" Lupus said. "Is there any way to escape the pull?" Juno asked. "Nope, sorry, I didn't pick it up until it was too late," she replied. Juno said some more unapproriate words. "We're entering it right now," Whatz-her-name said. "AAAHHHH!!!!" they yelled. "BARK!!," Lupus screamed.
Guess what! I found out who the creepy floating flame is. It's my friends little brother, Satan (AKA: Ian). Well now I've introduced the new dudes and they are presently smoking pot that the ice cream parlor manager sold them. Calvin: * WWWFFHHHH! * oh yeah, that's the best pot I ever did smoke! Sasami: is this legal? Jack: just pretend that * WWWFFHHHH! * we're in Columbia. Sasami: Why? Jack: cause its legal there * WWFFFHH * don't you pay attention in Social Studies? Sasami: no. Jack: me eezer but I saw XXX (Triple X, you know, the spy movie with Vin NOT! that would be cool but maybe I'll put that part in the humor version. In the next chapter, they will meet the other groups and. guess what? TOTAL CHAOS!!!
The Next Chapter. "HOLY ---- WHAT IS THAT THING!!???"
Today, a whole lot of characters will arrive. Who are they? Why do they come into this story? I don't know either, I'm just listening to the creepy floating flame in the middle of my room.
CHAPTER 6
Ever since video games were banned, Link had not been the same. He was out in the field almost every night taking his anger out on the skeletons. He was constantly muttering about how he couldn't play his Legend of Zelda games. Zelda was in a bad mood as well because Link was so mad that he would not go out of his way to please her like a good husband should. She knew that he was a good husband but at the moment she was very mad at him. He had embarrassed her at one of those pointless royal balls that rich people have just cuz they have the friggen money. She asked Link if he wanted to dance and he accepted because he new what was good for him. She had tried to talk to him while they were dancing and he had been unresponsive, she told him that her head was on fire but he hadn't answered, so she had tripped on purpose so that he would catch her (you women will do anything for attention) but he hadn't and the next thing she knew, every male in the room was staring at her cottony pink underwear (at least Link was paying attention then). So she had been mad at him since then and she was trying to find a way to win Link over again. Then it hit her, when Impa was teaching her all that princess crap, she said that in order to be victorious you had to strike at the source. "What is the Source?" she wondered. Then she had it, the United States Government. She called for the six sages and had them make a portal to our dimesion. Now, they were in Parkville, Missouri.
"Now, I can get my video games back," Link said as they arrived. "And I can get my husband back," Zelda muttered. "You say something Zelda?" Link asked. "Uh, no honey," Zelda replied. "Oh, okay," LInk said.
* * *
"I'm gonna murder the next politician that tries to rub in the fact that we can't play video games," Slash growled as they got on the bus to go home. "Some kids in Parkville, Missouri already have," Wendy said as she read the news on her laptop. "I could grow to like them," Jam said, obviously agreeing with Slash about the murder part. "So could I," Linda said, "what's the point of being rich if you can't buy the newest video games and systems before the less fortunate?" There was a murmur of agreement from the others. They didn't realise that they were those less fortunate people that Linda mentioned. "Why don't we go visit them and give them many moneys and candies and kisses to the boys?" Nancy asked. The girls agreed and started to put on lipstick and lip gloss. "Yeah, except us boys will kiss the girls," Slash said (hormones are even more evil than clothes shopping). "Wendy, can we use your flying saucer?" Linda asked. "Sure," Wendy replied "should we leave this afternoon?" They all agreed and started to plan a good excuse for their parents.
"Is everyone ready?" Wendy asked them later as they seated themselves in her flying saucer. "Wendy," Jam said pointedly, "I don't think I've ever been ready for a ride in your flying saucer." "Just think about the girls, Jam," Wendy replied. "We're ready," Slash, Jam, Tommy, and Damien said instantly. "Then here we go!" Wendy said as she punched in the location and elaboratly pressed the big red button (why is it always red?). * * * "That was easy," Samus said as she wiped the brain fluid off of her suit. It could stand water but brain fluid made its reaction time a little slow. As she boarded her ship to go collect her reward she thought she saw a little sparkle in the sky. "Must be the heat," she decided and shrugged it off. She finished typing in her destination and strapped herself in. Her ship shot up in the air and suddenly disappeared into a wormhole. "What the hell!?" she yelled. She didn't have time to say more as her ship came down on something very soft. "Ahhh!", someone yelled. "Whoops, it wasn't me!" Samus said. * * *
"I hate that stupid american politician" Mario yelled as he slammed his fist into a wall. Mario and his brother Luigi were attending a ABP (Atom Bomb status Potty). "So do I," Luigi replied. "I wish I could do something about it," Mario said. "Why don't you?" Luigi asked. "Why didn't I thimk of that?" Mario exclaimed, "Bowser must have the ability to keep thoughts from going into my head!" "I wouldn't be surprised," Luigi said. (A\N: Sorry but I think Mario is stupid so in this story Bowser keeps thoughts from entering Marios head.) Suddenly, interupting the authers note, the ABP gurgled and exploded. "Ahhh!" Mario yelled, "we won't get paid if it explodes!" "You idiot!" Luigi roared, "we're gonna die and you're thinking about money!" Then, the explosion ripped a hole in the dimensions. "What." but before he could finish the thought, he lost consiousness.
* * *
Calvin was just enjoying his usual hobbies, annoying Susie, annoying his parents, and being overly cool with his friend Hobbes. They were presently making a stop sign into a yeti by covering it with snow and making it look scary. When they finished, they ran off and hid in the bushes. About five minutes later, Calvins dad drove by only to crash into the huge pile of crashed cars that the yeti/stop sign had created. "CALVIN!", his dad roared, "I'm gonna make you pay for those cars out of your allowance!"
But the overwhelming roar of his voice had opened a wormhole and Calvin, dragging Hobbes, jumped in to escape one doom and meet another. They arrived in an old looking town with modern people. There were train tracks to their right and an ice cream parlor to their left. "Ice cream!" Calvin exclaimed, "and here I thought the auther said I was arriving to another doom!" And by some strange twist of fate, Calvin had enough money to buy some ice cream for him and Hobbes. "This is really good ice cream" Calvin said as he sat at a table with Hobbes. Then, some kids about Calvins age (oh yeah, I forgot, Calvin is about twelve right now and in the portal, Hobbes came to life) came in saying something about killing a politician. "Can we sit here? All the other tables are taken," It was one of the kids. She had long brown hair that was in pig tails. "Sure", he replied, "who are you though?" "I'm Linda" the girl said. "I'm Wendy" another girl with brown hair in a pony tail said. "Slash" a boy with spiky black hair said. " I'm Nancy" a girl with blonde hair said. "Tommy" a fat kid with a huge nose said. "Jam" a black kid said. "Damien" a strange kid with blue skin and three horns said. "But who are you?" Nancy asked. "I'm Calvin and this is Hobbes" he replied pointing to the tiger that was eating ice cream next to him. When they saw Hobbes they all paled, even Damien paled a little. "Sup," Hobbes said, startling them. "Cool, a talking tiger," Jam said. "So, killed any politicians lately?" Slash asked. "I don't know what you mean, I just got here," he replied. Just then, some other kids their age entered, one had hair like Slash's and grey eyes, another had similar hair with black eyes, and the third was a girl with long blue hair and pink eyes and weird green things on her forhead with a weird rabbit thing perched on her shoulder. There was now an open seat so the three kids took it and started to talk about murdering another politician. "So you are the kids that killed the congressmen," Linda interupted. "Some of them," the boy with black eyes said. "So, did the whole school help or something?" Slash asked. "Yep," the grey eyed kid said. "Oh, by the way, I'm Gohan, this is my brother, Jack, and this is Sasami," the black eyed kid introduced himself and his friends. "Nice to meet ya," Wendy said, "I'm Wendy." she introduced herself, her friends, Calvin, and last but by no means least, Hobbes. "Nice to meet you all," Gohan said.
* * *
"Uh, Juno, we're being pulled into a black hole," Juno's sister said (sorry, I can't remember her name, if you know, tell me in your review please). Juno said some very uncharacteristic words that should not be said yet. "Bark!" Lupus said. "Is there any way to escape the pull?" Juno asked. "Nope, sorry, I didn't pick it up until it was too late," she replied. Juno said some more unapproriate words. "We're entering it right now," Whatz-her-name said. "AAAHHHH!!!!" they yelled. "BARK!!," Lupus screamed.
Guess what! I found out who the creepy floating flame is. It's my friends little brother, Satan (AKA: Ian). Well now I've introduced the new dudes and they are presently smoking pot that the ice cream parlor manager sold them. Calvin: * WWWFFHHHH! * oh yeah, that's the best pot I ever did smoke! Sasami: is this legal? Jack: just pretend that * WWWFFHHHH! * we're in Columbia. Sasami: Why? Jack: cause its legal there * WWFFFHH * don't you pay attention in Social Studies? Sasami: no. Jack: me eezer but I saw XXX (Triple X, you know, the spy movie with Vin NOT! that would be cool but maybe I'll put that part in the humor version. In the next chapter, they will meet the other groups and. guess what? TOTAL CHAOS!!!
The Next Chapter. "HOLY ---- WHAT IS THAT THING!!???"