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Sauron's Black Market:
Well, to make this allowed at Fanfiction.net, it has to be a story not a list, right? So........
One day, a little hobbit named Frodo walked into a store called "Sauron's Black Market" that he had seen by the entrance to Mordor. When he entered, an evil, ominous voice whispered..... "Take your time.......but read the warnings. We are not responsible to any harmful effects on your health."
Frodo looked around, and read what he saw aloud........
"One Ring:
WARNING: Will cause hallucinations and lead to eventual corruption.
Palantir
WARNING: Will make you SEE things and lead to eventual corruption.
Ale
WARNING: More than a pint will make you drunk.
Galadriel's Mirror
CAUTION: Will make you hallucinate things that are, things that have been, and things that have not yet come to pass.
Anduril
CAUTION: Not meant for suicide attempts.
Miruvor (elf drink)
CAUTION: Will cause unnatural strength reviving."
In the end, Frodo bought everything, and because he could not afford it, he managed to hide what he could not afford in his pockets, and walk out of the market safely.
.
Sauron's Black Market:
Well, to make this allowed at Fanfiction.net, it has to be a story not a list, right? So........
One day, a little hobbit named Frodo walked into a store called "Sauron's Black Market" that he had seen by the entrance to Mordor. When he entered, an evil, ominous voice whispered..... "Take your time.......but read the warnings. We are not responsible to any harmful effects on your health."
Frodo looked around, and read what he saw aloud........
"One Ring:
WARNING: Will cause hallucinations and lead to eventual corruption.
Palantir
WARNING: Will make you SEE things and lead to eventual corruption.
Ale
WARNING: More than a pint will make you drunk.
Galadriel's Mirror
CAUTION: Will make you hallucinate things that are, things that have been, and things that have not yet come to pass.
Anduril
CAUTION: Not meant for suicide attempts.
Miruvor (elf drink)
CAUTION: Will cause unnatural strength reviving."
In the end, Frodo bought everything, and because he could not afford it, he managed to hide what he could not afford in his pockets, and walk out of the market safely.
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