The Irken Battlefield
(A/N:[insert standard disclaimer]. This story has some Star Wars referances in it.
That's all I have to say.)
(Imperial march plays as we move in on the Zhnengan Imperial pallace)
Zhnengan Emperor: Are we ready to begin the invasion of Irk?
Zhnengan General: Yes, sir.
Zhnengan Emperor: Excelent.
Meanwhile....
In the Irken Royal Towers.....Which are pretty tall, when you get right down to it....
In fact, they are about 150 stories tall, which is taller than any other.....
Random person: Get on with it!
Right, the matter at hand.
Irken technician: Sirs! Sirs! We've picked something up on the radar.
Red: What is it?
Purple: And it better be important! I was just starting to win.
Red: No, you wern't!
Purple: Yes I Was!
Red: Wasn't
Purple: Was!
Red: Wasn't!
(the technician watches them fight for 15 Minutes, then decides to tell the head General.)
Technician: (panting) General....There is an armada heading for...for Irk.
General: Then why didn't you take it up with the Tallests?
Technician: Listen.
Red: (Echoing) Wasn't!
Purple:(Echoing) Was!
General: I can't belive that the leaders of our planet are squabbling like this.
Technician: I can. I've seen them fight over a candy bar. And there's probably other stuff I
don't know about.
-5 minutes later-
General: My tallests, I have dire news. There is an invasion force heading for Irk.
Purple: Why wern't we notified earlier?
Technician: I tried to tell you.
Red: Technician, can you keep this a secret?
Technician: Yes, sir!
Red: Good. Arm the missiles. Lock on to the invading armada. And get the Air Forces ready.
General: Yes, sir!
Purple: And get us a large reserve of snacks.
(A/N:[insert standard disclaimer]. This story has some Star Wars referances in it.
That's all I have to say.)
(Imperial march plays as we move in on the Zhnengan Imperial pallace)
Zhnengan Emperor: Are we ready to begin the invasion of Irk?
Zhnengan General: Yes, sir.
Zhnengan Emperor: Excelent.
Meanwhile....
In the Irken Royal Towers.....Which are pretty tall, when you get right down to it....
In fact, they are about 150 stories tall, which is taller than any other.....
Random person: Get on with it!
Right, the matter at hand.
Irken technician: Sirs! Sirs! We've picked something up on the radar.
Red: What is it?
Purple: And it better be important! I was just starting to win.
Red: No, you wern't!
Purple: Yes I Was!
Red: Wasn't
Purple: Was!
Red: Wasn't!
(the technician watches them fight for 15 Minutes, then decides to tell the head General.)
Technician: (panting) General....There is an armada heading for...for Irk.
General: Then why didn't you take it up with the Tallests?
Technician: Listen.
Red: (Echoing) Wasn't!
Purple:(Echoing) Was!
General: I can't belive that the leaders of our planet are squabbling like this.
Technician: I can. I've seen them fight over a candy bar. And there's probably other stuff I
don't know about.
-5 minutes later-
General: My tallests, I have dire news. There is an invasion force heading for Irk.
Purple: Why wern't we notified earlier?
Technician: I tried to tell you.
Red: Technician, can you keep this a secret?
Technician: Yes, sir!
Red: Good. Arm the missiles. Lock on to the invading armada. And get the Air Forces ready.
General: Yes, sir!
Purple: And get us a large reserve of snacks.