--Meanwhile, on Earth, the spinning, blue planet of......stuff--
Zim: GIR! Come here! I need to work on you.
GIR: (springs up from a pile of old metal parts) Here I am! (walks up to Zim with a jar of
mayonnaise)
Zim: GIR? What are you eating?
GIR: Mayo! Want some?
Zim: (Shudders at the thought) No, Gir. I'm going to update your AI chip.
(right before Zim finds out what the Tallest gave GIR for a brain, They interrupt on the
telescreen)
Red: Attention all invaders! Irk is under attack! Get back as fast as you can!
Zim: (Thinking) Irk must be in grave danger for them to call on meee.(out loud) Computer!
Computer: What is it now?
Zim: Prepare the Voot. I must return to Irk. GIR! Come with Zim!
GIR: YAAAAAYY! HOME!(GIR sucks in the mayonnaise.....with the jar still around it)
Zim: (Thinking) I'm glad I upgraded the Voot's warp drive.
Computer: Voot Cruiser ready for launch.
--Meanwhile on The Massive--
Red: You remembered to block Zim from the emergency call, right?
(Flashback to last night. Red is watching TV and eating snacks, Purple is in the next room
playing on the computer while eating snacks)
Red: Hey, Purple? Don't forget to block Zim's frequency.
Purple: (Not paying attention) Yeah, yeah.
(Back to the present)
Purple: Yeah, yeah.
--In 10 hours, Zim and GIR reach Irk. Which means 9 hours, 59 minutes, and 58 seconds of the
DOOM song--
-follow the Voot Cruiser into Irken planetary space past a Cherry Doom Brainfreezy-
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More is coming up. How will the Tallest react when Zim shows up on their proverbial Doorstep?
Will the Irken Empire retain it's freedom? Why do I keep asking questions? How did a Brainfreezy
get into Irken planetary space? Why was Nny out here in the first place? Why did someone put shit
in Devi's boyfriend's pants? Who would be that disgusting? How many people like FunYuns? Why are
Nerds pure sugar? And why do they taste good dissolved in water? Thanks for showing the holiday
spirit, psycho! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K! Supplicate! Acknowledge me as the nippleless
Wonder!! Your service is complete! Go forth and become a happy cabbige! Get me some fucking
cornnuts! I said all that on one breath! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! BRAINS!!!
Zim: GIR! Come here! I need to work on you.
GIR: (springs up from a pile of old metal parts) Here I am! (walks up to Zim with a jar of
mayonnaise)
Zim: GIR? What are you eating?
GIR: Mayo! Want some?
Zim: (Shudders at the thought) No, Gir. I'm going to update your AI chip.
(right before Zim finds out what the Tallest gave GIR for a brain, They interrupt on the
telescreen)
Red: Attention all invaders! Irk is under attack! Get back as fast as you can!
Zim: (Thinking) Irk must be in grave danger for them to call on meee.(out loud) Computer!
Computer: What is it now?
Zim: Prepare the Voot. I must return to Irk. GIR! Come with Zim!
GIR: YAAAAAYY! HOME!(GIR sucks in the mayonnaise.....with the jar still around it)
Zim: (Thinking) I'm glad I upgraded the Voot's warp drive.
Computer: Voot Cruiser ready for launch.
--Meanwhile on The Massive--
Red: You remembered to block Zim from the emergency call, right?
(Flashback to last night. Red is watching TV and eating snacks, Purple is in the next room
playing on the computer while eating snacks)
Red: Hey, Purple? Don't forget to block Zim's frequency.
Purple: (Not paying attention) Yeah, yeah.
(Back to the present)
Purple: Yeah, yeah.
--In 10 hours, Zim and GIR reach Irk. Which means 9 hours, 59 minutes, and 58 seconds of the
DOOM song--
-follow the Voot Cruiser into Irken planetary space past a Cherry Doom Brainfreezy-
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
More is coming up. How will the Tallest react when Zim shows up on their proverbial Doorstep?
Will the Irken Empire retain it's freedom? Why do I keep asking questions? How did a Brainfreezy
get into Irken planetary space? Why was Nny out here in the first place? Why did someone put shit
in Devi's boyfriend's pants? Who would be that disgusting? How many people like FunYuns? Why are
Nerds pure sugar? And why do they taste good dissolved in water? Thanks for showing the holiday
spirit, psycho! A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K! Supplicate! Acknowledge me as the nippleless
Wonder!! Your service is complete! Go forth and become a happy cabbige! Get me some fucking
cornnuts! I said all that on one breath! YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! BRAINS!!!