The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes italics is what Tara is saying
"Cordlia," said Giles, "What is that you're ripping?"
" Oh Giles, Giles Giles," said Cordlia, "Silly old man What dose it look like It's fabric from the uniform of an Army officer of Guilder."
"Why do that Cor," said Faith"
" Duh faith," said Cordlia, " Their the Sworn enemy of Florin. I want that Prince Liam to die a bloody death"
"Cordlia Chase," said Giles "Why I didn't think you'd kill a flea much more a Prince."
"Hello Giles," Cordlia said, "he dumped me into the cold and is marrying this tramp. Now you have been a good friend to me so I don't want any little accidents to occur to you or Faith okay."
"But why kill B," said Faith, "I mean why not just abandon her in the forest or something."
"She is a little whore," Cordlia said, " she took my Angel from me so she must pay."
" Cordlia shore can fuss," Giles said
"I think she likes to scream at us" Faith replied.
"Probably she means no harm." Giles said
" Hello," Faith said, "The bitch is very short on charm."
"Shut up you two," said Cordlia, "We'll reach the cliffs by sunrise."
" Giles," asked Faith, " Why do you keep steering behind us?"
"Keeping watch," said Giles
"Well," said Elizabeth waking up, "Liam is sure to have sent a search party by now and."
" Liam is a coward Princess," said Cordlia, " I'm sure he said your dead and has found another little trophy wife."
" I ain't no ones Trophy," Elizabeth said and began to catfight with Cordlia. As Giles kept watching behind them.
" Um Cord," said Giles, "I hate to stop your tiff but we are being followed."
Just then Cordlia swings around accidental knocking Elizabeth into the eel infested waters.
"Oops," Cordlia said, "My bad"
"Save her," Giles said
Faith being smarter then she put out through in a lifesaver and pulled the princess back up on the boat.
"Thanks," Elizabeth said, "I already died once already losing my dear William."
"Who," asked Giles?
"William," repeated Elizabeth, " my true love, to him I was his little Buffy I do loath it so when Liam calls me that."
"What happened B," said Faith.
" The Trio captured and killed him," Elizabeth said.
"I hate to cut up your love fest," said Cordlia, " our stalker is getting closer."
"We're safe," said Cordlia," luckily we used a strength spell so Faith has the strength of a lot of men and we can get up this way -- -- he'll have to sail around for hours 'til he finds a harbor."
~
*If they are drifters how would they know magic*
" It is my story now Dawnie," said Tara.
~
The stalker starts to climb up the cliffs write behind our heroes. He is a tall handsome man with white blond hair and deep blue eyes cloth all in black.
"Shit," said Cordlia, " he must be like some superhuman or something."
"Or something," Elizabeth said sighing.
"Well ladies," said Giles, " he's close behind."
"Dammit," said Cordlia, "Can't you go faster."
"I could," said Faith, "if someone didn't bring so much stuff."
"I know," said Elizabeth, "for being a drifter Cordlia you have a lot of stuff."
"I lied," said Cordlia, " My name is Lady Cordlia Chase and I was supposed to be betrothed to Prince Liam until he heard of your beauty."
"Go take him." Said Elizabeth. " I don't love him."
"What's not to love," asked Cordlia, " all that money."
~
*Just like Cordy*
"Yes Dawn," said Tara.
~
"He's not William," Elizabeth said.
Cordlia didn't want to take the chance that the stalker was one of Liam's goons so when they all finally got to the top she cut his rope. Amazingly the stalker hung on to the cliff.
"He didn't fall," said Cordlia, "Crap."
"Watch your language Cordlia," sail Giles, " It's not ladylike."
"Well I don't give a shit," said Cordlia, "Crap he's climbing."
" Amazing," said Elizabeth.
"Must kill stalker," said Cordlia.
" Faith," said Giles "take the princess and head toward the Guilder frontier."
"Then what," Faith said.
" We'll catch up when the stalker is dead," Giles said, " If he falls, fine. If not, the sword."
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes italics is what Tara is saying
"Cordlia," said Giles, "What is that you're ripping?"
" Oh Giles, Giles Giles," said Cordlia, "Silly old man What dose it look like It's fabric from the uniform of an Army officer of Guilder."
"Why do that Cor," said Faith"
" Duh faith," said Cordlia, " Their the Sworn enemy of Florin. I want that Prince Liam to die a bloody death"
"Cordlia Chase," said Giles "Why I didn't think you'd kill a flea much more a Prince."
"Hello Giles," Cordlia said, "he dumped me into the cold and is marrying this tramp. Now you have been a good friend to me so I don't want any little accidents to occur to you or Faith okay."
"But why kill B," said Faith, "I mean why not just abandon her in the forest or something."
"She is a little whore," Cordlia said, " she took my Angel from me so she must pay."
" Cordlia shore can fuss," Giles said
"I think she likes to scream at us" Faith replied.
"Probably she means no harm." Giles said
" Hello," Faith said, "The bitch is very short on charm."
"Shut up you two," said Cordlia, "We'll reach the cliffs by sunrise."
" Giles," asked Faith, " Why do you keep steering behind us?"
"Keeping watch," said Giles
"Well," said Elizabeth waking up, "Liam is sure to have sent a search party by now and."
" Liam is a coward Princess," said Cordlia, " I'm sure he said your dead and has found another little trophy wife."
" I ain't no ones Trophy," Elizabeth said and began to catfight with Cordlia. As Giles kept watching behind them.
" Um Cord," said Giles, "I hate to stop your tiff but we are being followed."
Just then Cordlia swings around accidental knocking Elizabeth into the eel infested waters.
"Oops," Cordlia said, "My bad"
"Save her," Giles said
Faith being smarter then she put out through in a lifesaver and pulled the princess back up on the boat.
"Thanks," Elizabeth said, "I already died once already losing my dear William."
"Who," asked Giles?
"William," repeated Elizabeth, " my true love, to him I was his little Buffy I do loath it so when Liam calls me that."
"What happened B," said Faith.
" The Trio captured and killed him," Elizabeth said.
"I hate to cut up your love fest," said Cordlia, " our stalker is getting closer."
"We're safe," said Cordlia," luckily we used a strength spell so Faith has the strength of a lot of men and we can get up this way -- -- he'll have to sail around for hours 'til he finds a harbor."
~
*If they are drifters how would they know magic*
" It is my story now Dawnie," said Tara.
~
The stalker starts to climb up the cliffs write behind our heroes. He is a tall handsome man with white blond hair and deep blue eyes cloth all in black.
"Shit," said Cordlia, " he must be like some superhuman or something."
"Or something," Elizabeth said sighing.
"Well ladies," said Giles, " he's close behind."
"Dammit," said Cordlia, "Can't you go faster."
"I could," said Faith, "if someone didn't bring so much stuff."
"I know," said Elizabeth, "for being a drifter Cordlia you have a lot of stuff."
"I lied," said Cordlia, " My name is Lady Cordlia Chase and I was supposed to be betrothed to Prince Liam until he heard of your beauty."
"Go take him." Said Elizabeth. " I don't love him."
"What's not to love," asked Cordlia, " all that money."
~
*Just like Cordy*
"Yes Dawn," said Tara.
~
"He's not William," Elizabeth said.
Cordlia didn't want to take the chance that the stalker was one of Liam's goons so when they all finally got to the top she cut his rope. Amazingly the stalker hung on to the cliff.
"He didn't fall," said Cordlia, "Crap."
"Watch your language Cordlia," sail Giles, " It's not ladylike."
"Well I don't give a shit," said Cordlia, "Crap he's climbing."
" Amazing," said Elizabeth.
"Must kill stalker," said Cordlia.
" Faith," said Giles "take the princess and head toward the Guilder frontier."
"Then what," Faith said.
" We'll catch up when the stalker is dead," Giles said, " If he falls, fine. If not, the sword."