The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
"Dawn d you like this story so far," said Tara.
*Yes, but who is the Stalker? Will Cordy get hers? Dose Elizabeth marry Liam? *
"You'll find out Dawn," Tara said.
~ The Stalker and Giles were about to meet although it wasn't a pleasant one.
"Hello," said Giles
" Could you give me a hand mate," the stalker said.
"Only if you won't kill me," Giles said.
"Fine," the stalker replied.
Giles reached over the edge of the cliff and pulled the stalker up. "Well," said Giles, " you may not kill me, but my mistress Miss. Chase wants you dead."
"Is that so," said the stalker
"She told me to use the sward and slice you," said Giles, "you however seem to be nice."
"How about you scratch me up a bit," said the stalker, "and I'll scratch you."
"Okay," said Giles.
"Sir," said Giles to the stalker as they were scratching each other up, " I notice you were gloves, do you have six fingers on your right hand?"
"No," said the stalker, "why."
"Well," said Giles, "Just that a six figured man killed my beloved Wife Jenny."
"Oh," said the stalker.
"I plan to seek vengeance for my Jenny," said Giles, "I'm a lover, but, I'll kill the six fingered man. When we meet I plan to say Hello, my name is Rupert Giles. You killed my Wife. Prepare to die. "
"How do you plan to kill him," asked the stalker.
"I've practiced swordplay," said Giles, " and hand to hand combat."
"Well, I certainly hope you find him, someday," said the stalker.
"Well sir," said Giles, "Good Luck on your quest."
"Dam school master couldn't be trusted." Said Cordlia, "Faith, give me the girl and kick some ass."
"Hello handsome," said Faith, " Wish I didn't have to beat the crap out of ya."
" Wish I didn't have to hit a girl as lovely as you," the stalker said.
" No one has called me lovely before," said Faith, " a Skank maybe but lovely."
"I was being honest." Said the stalker.
"Speaking of honest," said Faith, " why where a mask are you eyes the only good feature about your face that is good?"
"And my smile," the stalker said, " I really don't know why actually."
"Well, I can't kill a kind, honest, handsome man like you." Said Faith, " but run before Cordlia tries to."
"Will do," the stalker said.
Meanwhile Liam was right on there trail with his number two Count Riley.
~
*Riley, Angel, and Spike oh my*
"Just listen Dawn," said Tara
~
"From the look of things," said Liam looking at the blood from Giles and the stalker, " It was a blood bath."
"Who do you think won," asked Riley.
"Don't know," said Liam, " There are footprints heading to Guilder though."
" Should we follow," asked Riley?
"Of coarse," said Liam, "My Buffy might be there."
"Are you shore it isn't a set up," asked Riley
" You're a glass half empty guy Finn aren't you," said Liam
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
"Dawn d you like this story so far," said Tara.
*Yes, but who is the Stalker? Will Cordy get hers? Dose Elizabeth marry Liam? *
"You'll find out Dawn," Tara said.
~ The Stalker and Giles were about to meet although it wasn't a pleasant one.
"Hello," said Giles
" Could you give me a hand mate," the stalker said.
"Only if you won't kill me," Giles said.
"Fine," the stalker replied.
Giles reached over the edge of the cliff and pulled the stalker up. "Well," said Giles, " you may not kill me, but my mistress Miss. Chase wants you dead."
"Is that so," said the stalker
"She told me to use the sward and slice you," said Giles, "you however seem to be nice."
"How about you scratch me up a bit," said the stalker, "and I'll scratch you."
"Okay," said Giles.
"Sir," said Giles to the stalker as they were scratching each other up, " I notice you were gloves, do you have six fingers on your right hand?"
"No," said the stalker, "why."
"Well," said Giles, "Just that a six figured man killed my beloved Wife Jenny."
"Oh," said the stalker.
"I plan to seek vengeance for my Jenny," said Giles, "I'm a lover, but, I'll kill the six fingered man. When we meet I plan to say Hello, my name is Rupert Giles. You killed my Wife. Prepare to die. "
"How do you plan to kill him," asked the stalker.
"I've practiced swordplay," said Giles, " and hand to hand combat."
"Well, I certainly hope you find him, someday," said the stalker.
"Well sir," said Giles, "Good Luck on your quest."
"Dam school master couldn't be trusted." Said Cordlia, "Faith, give me the girl and kick some ass."
"Hello handsome," said Faith, " Wish I didn't have to beat the crap out of ya."
" Wish I didn't have to hit a girl as lovely as you," the stalker said.
" No one has called me lovely before," said Faith, " a Skank maybe but lovely."
"I was being honest." Said the stalker.
"Speaking of honest," said Faith, " why where a mask are you eyes the only good feature about your face that is good?"
"And my smile," the stalker said, " I really don't know why actually."
"Well, I can't kill a kind, honest, handsome man like you." Said Faith, " but run before Cordlia tries to."
"Will do," the stalker said.
Meanwhile Liam was right on there trail with his number two Count Riley.
~
*Riley, Angel, and Spike oh my*
"Just listen Dawn," said Tara
~
"From the look of things," said Liam looking at the blood from Giles and the stalker, " It was a blood bath."
"Who do you think won," asked Riley.
"Don't know," said Liam, " There are footprints heading to Guilder though."
" Should we follow," asked Riley?
"Of coarse," said Liam, "My Buffy might be there."
"Are you shore it isn't a set up," asked Riley
" You're a glass half empty guy Finn aren't you," said Liam