The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
" Well now," said the stalker, " you must be Cordlia."
"In the flesh," Cordlia said, "now prepare to die."
"How is a little girl going to kill me," asked the stalker"
" Well," said Cordlia, " one of these glasses just has wine while the other contains a mixture of poisons which are smell less, and taste less."
" So If I die you win," said the stalker, " and if you die I win."
" But I always win," said Cordlia, "but that's right."
The both take a drink and Cordlia keels over and dies. Noticing Elizabeth laying sleepily by Cordlia's body the stalker gently nudges her.
" Who are you sir," Elizabeth asked.
"Just a man on a mission of redemption," the stalker replied.
" I heard everything," Elizabeth, " I can't believe Cordlia's cup had the poison in it."
"Both did," the stalker, said, "I just didn't really drink mine."
"Clever," said Elizabeth.
Meanwhile Liam was getting closer and Closer to his beloved Princess.
" Some ones been here," said Liam looking at Faith and the stalker's footprints. " Lets follow them, maybe we'll find my beloved."
While Liam kept searching Elizabeth was about to get a big surprise
~
*Will*
"I won't tell," said Tara.
~
Please release me," Elizabeth said, " I'll give you anything.
" How can I be sure," asked the stalker.
" I am about to marry Prince Liam," Elizabeth said, "He'll do anything for me."
. " If that is so," said the stalker, "then why hasn't the chump rescued you."
" I don't know," Elizabeth said, " I'd rather think Cordlia may be right, Liam has been known through Florin as a Playboy."
"Then why married him," asked the stalker.
" I was forced," said Elizabeth, "I don't love him."
"What do you mean," asked the stalker."
" I mean," said Elizabeth, "That I gave away my heart and soul to a man who had an untimely death caused by the trio."
"Sorry Miss," said the stalker.
" It's the two of us," said Elizabeth, "call me Liz, anyway what's your name?"
"I'm Spike," the stalker (who will now be referred to as Spike) said, "most feared pirate on the seas."
"And why is that," asked Elizabeth.
"Because," said Spike, "I kill my foes to gain treasures by shoving railroad spikes in peoples heads."
"Eew," said Elizabeth.
"I killed the Trio five years ago," said Spike, "dose that count for something."
"Well that's when William died," said Elizabeth, "Did you happen to see a guy about your height, with your bright blue eyes, and scruffy brown hair anywhere on the ship."
"No Liz," said Spike, "Why?"
"Can't help me," Elizabeth said, "William is still dead."
"Well you still shouldn't be going off and marring the first thing you see," said Spike.
"Can't you just leave my personal life alone," Elizabeth said.
Just then Elizabeth and Spike began to fight and Spike fell down the hill
"... As ... you ... wish..." Spike said
"Oh no," said Elizabeth, "William your ALIVE!!"
And she followed him down.
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
" Well now," said the stalker, " you must be Cordlia."
"In the flesh," Cordlia said, "now prepare to die."
"How is a little girl going to kill me," asked the stalker"
" Well," said Cordlia, " one of these glasses just has wine while the other contains a mixture of poisons which are smell less, and taste less."
" So If I die you win," said the stalker, " and if you die I win."
" But I always win," said Cordlia, "but that's right."
The both take a drink and Cordlia keels over and dies. Noticing Elizabeth laying sleepily by Cordlia's body the stalker gently nudges her.
" Who are you sir," Elizabeth asked.
"Just a man on a mission of redemption," the stalker replied.
" I heard everything," Elizabeth, " I can't believe Cordlia's cup had the poison in it."
"Both did," the stalker, said, "I just didn't really drink mine."
"Clever," said Elizabeth.
Meanwhile Liam was getting closer and Closer to his beloved Princess.
" Some ones been here," said Liam looking at Faith and the stalker's footprints. " Lets follow them, maybe we'll find my beloved."
While Liam kept searching Elizabeth was about to get a big surprise
~
*Will*
"I won't tell," said Tara.
~
Please release me," Elizabeth said, " I'll give you anything.
" How can I be sure," asked the stalker.
" I am about to marry Prince Liam," Elizabeth said, "He'll do anything for me."
. " If that is so," said the stalker, "then why hasn't the chump rescued you."
" I don't know," Elizabeth said, " I'd rather think Cordlia may be right, Liam has been known through Florin as a Playboy."
"Then why married him," asked the stalker.
" I was forced," said Elizabeth, "I don't love him."
"What do you mean," asked the stalker."
" I mean," said Elizabeth, "That I gave away my heart and soul to a man who had an untimely death caused by the trio."
"Sorry Miss," said the stalker.
" It's the two of us," said Elizabeth, "call me Liz, anyway what's your name?"
"I'm Spike," the stalker (who will now be referred to as Spike) said, "most feared pirate on the seas."
"And why is that," asked Elizabeth.
"Because," said Spike, "I kill my foes to gain treasures by shoving railroad spikes in peoples heads."
"Eew," said Elizabeth.
"I killed the Trio five years ago," said Spike, "dose that count for something."
"Well that's when William died," said Elizabeth, "Did you happen to see a guy about your height, with your bright blue eyes, and scruffy brown hair anywhere on the ship."
"No Liz," said Spike, "Why?"
"Can't help me," Elizabeth said, "William is still dead."
"Well you still shouldn't be going off and marring the first thing you see," said Spike.
"Can't you just leave my personal life alone," Elizabeth said.
Just then Elizabeth and Spike began to fight and Spike fell down the hill
"... As ... you ... wish..." Spike said
"Oh no," said Elizabeth, "William your ALIVE!!"
And she followed him down.