It's KT's turn!
Chapter... wait a sec... (goes off into corner and counts on fingers. comes back) three! Chapter three!
Stephanie finally jerked awake. "I'll get you, you big squinting... hey where'd Squint go?"
KT was sitting on the floor. "Huh?" she looked up. "Oh you finally unfroze! Talk about weakling! I was fine ages ago! I take it by 'Squint' you mean Prue."
Stephanie nodded. How come KT knew everything that was going on?
"Well," KT continued, "Piper froze us with her power, and they moved us into... here."
Stephanie looked around. "And where, exactly, is here?"
The room they were in was dark and spacious. Loads of junk was littered about and there was a large window which had been broken, much like someone had jumped through it. There was a heavy book lying on a podium at the far side. Randomly it dawned on Steph.
"Oh! We're in the attic! I remember last time I was here I jumped through the wondow!" she cried.
"Explains the general broken...ness of it," KT noted, then asked "is that the Book Of Shadows? Why the hell would they put us up here?"
The two little mental demons went over to explore the pages of the book, wondering why the Charmed Ones had chucked them into the demon heaven.
* * *
Which was exactly the same as what Piper and Phoebe (who had since come home from her work at that brothel type thing) were wondering.
"Prue, I just don't get it!" Piper started, "I mean, I understand how we couldn't put them in the shed since it turns out we don't actually have one..."
Both she and Prue turned to glare at Phoebe.
"What?" Phoebe protested, "That's where I genuinely thought Prue stashed the bodies. It didn't occur to me that we didn't have one. She distinctly said 'moor shed'. Now I don't know what 'moor' means but-"
Prue bitch-slapped the idium. "I didn't say 'moor shed', idiot, I said 'your bed'!"
Phoebe looked confused. "I don't have a bed..."
Prue shrugged. "You bed, Piper's bed, same difference."
Piper and Phoebe shared a knowing smile.
Leo orbed in. "Have you captured KT and Stephanie?"
Prue blinked. "Who?"
"KT and Steph - two demons rumoured to have crashed this place a few hours ago."
Phoebe grinned stupidly. "Oh THOSE demons!"
Piper smacked Phoebe over the head with a telephone.
"Owie! Yes, yes!"
Leo seemed to look even more anxious. "And you DID vanquish them, right?"
Prue shifted her weight. It was a struggle. "Um... well, I thought they'd make rather, um, attractive pets..."
"Prue!"
"Hey don't just blame me! Piper and Phoebe wanted it too!"
Piper and Phoebe made faces like they had no idea what Prue was talking about. Prue smacked the both of them with one single back hand! Way to go... wait - I'm not gonna finish this sentence. Phew!
"Prue, Phoebe, Piper," Leo began.
"Hey why did you say 'Piper' last!" Piper wailed, but Leo ignored her.
"KT and Stephanie are quite possibly the most clever and dangerous demons in the history of the world ever."
There was a stunned silence as this news reverberated through the thick skulls of the Charmed Ones. Then Leo slapped his forehead.
"Wait, sorry," he began again, "I mean this: KT and Stephanie are quite possilbly the STUPIDEST and most NON-DANGEROUS demons in the history of the world ever. Actually, why did I even orb in?"
Leo orbed out. Piper looked like she wanted to kill Leo.
"I wanna kill him," she snarled. You know, Phoebe should take a tip from Piper - Piper ALWAYS complies with what the author says, whereas Phoebe always goes out of her dumbassed way to do exactly the opposite of what I say. Like this, for example.
Phoebe had immense feelings of hatred towards Prue. She really wanted to grab a knife and jam it down Prue's throat.
"I love you Prue" Phoebe announced, wrapping Prue in a bear hug. GAH! Phoebe!! See what I mean, readers?
"Yech, get off!" Prue spat and threw Pixie, I mean, Phoebe off.
There was a 'clunk' coming from up in the attic.
"Oh, forgot about those stoopid demons!" Piper squealed and they all skipped upstairs.
* * *
"You pick it up."
"No, YOU pick it up!"
"You."
"You!"
Stephanie kicked KT in the spleen.
"Okay, okay," KT submitted, "I'll get it." She reached down to grab the BOS but received a very large electric shock. Leaping back, she attempted to flatted her zig-zag hair. "I KNEW that would happen!" she glared at Stephanie.
"Me too," Steph shrugged, "but I knew it would be funny."
KT punched Stephanie then ran away before Steph could get her back.
Suddenly the door burst open and the three sisters charged in, greeted by outbursts of laughter from KT and Stephanie.
"I see what you mean," KT giggled, "when you said they were so short you couldn't take them seriously!"
In her anger, Piper blew KT up.
Stephanie looked shocked and frightened. The Charmed Ones closed in. "Uh.." she faltered, "pie, anyone?"
Prue's eyes lit up at the prospect of pie, but a sharp nudge from Phoebe reminded her that her sisters would laugh at her if she said yes. So instead, to make herself feel better, she TK'd Steohanie into the wall.
Stephanie was knocked unconscious. Jeez these two are useless.
Prue was taken by surprise when KT jumped on her back and was given a hazardous piggy-back ride around the room as Prue tried to shake her off. They ended up crashing into Phoebe, knocking both Prue and Phoebe unconsious.
KT dusted off her hands and turned to face Piper, who now that she had been carelessly abandoned began to whimper.
"I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget." KT said menacingly, advancing on the terrifed Halliwell.
Dun dun duuuuun!
I just realised this chapter is stupendouly long! So for the boredom you received!
KT.
Chapter... wait a sec... (goes off into corner and counts on fingers. comes back) three! Chapter three!
Stephanie finally jerked awake. "I'll get you, you big squinting... hey where'd Squint go?"
KT was sitting on the floor. "Huh?" she looked up. "Oh you finally unfroze! Talk about weakling! I was fine ages ago! I take it by 'Squint' you mean Prue."
Stephanie nodded. How come KT knew everything that was going on?
"Well," KT continued, "Piper froze us with her power, and they moved us into... here."
Stephanie looked around. "And where, exactly, is here?"
The room they were in was dark and spacious. Loads of junk was littered about and there was a large window which had been broken, much like someone had jumped through it. There was a heavy book lying on a podium at the far side. Randomly it dawned on Steph.
"Oh! We're in the attic! I remember last time I was here I jumped through the wondow!" she cried.
"Explains the general broken...ness of it," KT noted, then asked "is that the Book Of Shadows? Why the hell would they put us up here?"
The two little mental demons went over to explore the pages of the book, wondering why the Charmed Ones had chucked them into the demon heaven.
* * *
Which was exactly the same as what Piper and Phoebe (who had since come home from her work at that brothel type thing) were wondering.
"Prue, I just don't get it!" Piper started, "I mean, I understand how we couldn't put them in the shed since it turns out we don't actually have one..."
Both she and Prue turned to glare at Phoebe.
"What?" Phoebe protested, "That's where I genuinely thought Prue stashed the bodies. It didn't occur to me that we didn't have one. She distinctly said 'moor shed'. Now I don't know what 'moor' means but-"
Prue bitch-slapped the idium. "I didn't say 'moor shed', idiot, I said 'your bed'!"
Phoebe looked confused. "I don't have a bed..."
Prue shrugged. "You bed, Piper's bed, same difference."
Piper and Phoebe shared a knowing smile.
Leo orbed in. "Have you captured KT and Stephanie?"
Prue blinked. "Who?"
"KT and Steph - two demons rumoured to have crashed this place a few hours ago."
Phoebe grinned stupidly. "Oh THOSE demons!"
Piper smacked Phoebe over the head with a telephone.
"Owie! Yes, yes!"
Leo seemed to look even more anxious. "And you DID vanquish them, right?"
Prue shifted her weight. It was a struggle. "Um... well, I thought they'd make rather, um, attractive pets..."
"Prue!"
"Hey don't just blame me! Piper and Phoebe wanted it too!"
Piper and Phoebe made faces like they had no idea what Prue was talking about. Prue smacked the both of them with one single back hand! Way to go... wait - I'm not gonna finish this sentence. Phew!
"Prue, Phoebe, Piper," Leo began.
"Hey why did you say 'Piper' last!" Piper wailed, but Leo ignored her.
"KT and Stephanie are quite possibly the most clever and dangerous demons in the history of the world ever."
There was a stunned silence as this news reverberated through the thick skulls of the Charmed Ones. Then Leo slapped his forehead.
"Wait, sorry," he began again, "I mean this: KT and Stephanie are quite possilbly the STUPIDEST and most NON-DANGEROUS demons in the history of the world ever. Actually, why did I even orb in?"
Leo orbed out. Piper looked like she wanted to kill Leo.
"I wanna kill him," she snarled. You know, Phoebe should take a tip from Piper - Piper ALWAYS complies with what the author says, whereas Phoebe always goes out of her dumbassed way to do exactly the opposite of what I say. Like this, for example.
Phoebe had immense feelings of hatred towards Prue. She really wanted to grab a knife and jam it down Prue's throat.
"I love you Prue" Phoebe announced, wrapping Prue in a bear hug. GAH! Phoebe!! See what I mean, readers?
"Yech, get off!" Prue spat and threw Pixie, I mean, Phoebe off.
There was a 'clunk' coming from up in the attic.
"Oh, forgot about those stoopid demons!" Piper squealed and they all skipped upstairs.
* * *
"You pick it up."
"No, YOU pick it up!"
"You."
"You!"
Stephanie kicked KT in the spleen.
"Okay, okay," KT submitted, "I'll get it." She reached down to grab the BOS but received a very large electric shock. Leaping back, she attempted to flatted her zig-zag hair. "I KNEW that would happen!" she glared at Stephanie.
"Me too," Steph shrugged, "but I knew it would be funny."
KT punched Stephanie then ran away before Steph could get her back.
Suddenly the door burst open and the three sisters charged in, greeted by outbursts of laughter from KT and Stephanie.
"I see what you mean," KT giggled, "when you said they were so short you couldn't take them seriously!"
In her anger, Piper blew KT up.
Stephanie looked shocked and frightened. The Charmed Ones closed in. "Uh.." she faltered, "pie, anyone?"
Prue's eyes lit up at the prospect of pie, but a sharp nudge from Phoebe reminded her that her sisters would laugh at her if she said yes. So instead, to make herself feel better, she TK'd Steohanie into the wall.
Stephanie was knocked unconscious. Jeez these two are useless.
Prue was taken by surprise when KT jumped on her back and was given a hazardous piggy-back ride around the room as Prue tried to shake her off. They ended up crashing into Phoebe, knocking both Prue and Phoebe unconsious.
KT dusted off her hands and turned to face Piper, who now that she had been carelessly abandoned began to whimper.
"I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget." KT said menacingly, advancing on the terrifed Halliwell.
Dun dun duuuuun!
I just realised this chapter is stupendouly long! So for the boredom you received!
KT.