The Princess Slayer

A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.

A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying





Buffy and Spike decided that the only way to get away from Angel was through the catacombs of DOOM.







"Come on Buff," said Spike, "careful now."

"It's so creepy," said Buffy.

"I've seen worse on my travels," said Spike, "plus we're survivors right."

"Right Spike," said Buffy.

"Now," said Spike, "we just have to get through the catacombs to where my ship is."

"How long will it take?" asked Buffy.

"No clue," said Spike.

"So," said Buffy, "when did you become all tough."

"I had to, to stay Alive," said Spike, "I had been captured by the trio and then went behind their backs to kill them."

"Why'd you do it," asked Buffy.

"For you," Spike said, "Never really could kill anyone else, just gambled to win my riches"

"And Angel," said Buffy.

"Owes me everything," said Spike.

"Um Spike," said Buffy, "what's that."





Just then a giant warm appeared.



"Oh," said Spike, "that is some sort of creature that lives in these catacombs."

"Get rid of it," said Buffy, "it creeps me out."

"Fine," said Spike as he jabbed his sward into the creature.

"My hero," said Buffy, "Angel would have let me die I'm sure."

"No doubt he would," said Spike.





A few hours later Spike and Buffy reached the other side.



~

* I am on the edge of my seat Tar*



"Well," said Tara, "I'm glad you like it."