YN777: Well here is my second Nny fic. Enjoy, a lot of thought went into
this. Too much, my head hurts.
Disclaimer: I don't own Nny I probably never will, unless I become Jhonen Vasquez, which won't happen anytime soon.
Johnny:
"Dear Die-ary,
Well what more can I say. I finally have found meaning to my life. Well sort of. Let me start that over. Ahem, I have found the reason why I was put on this hell hold called Earth. No, despite my popular belief it is not to be a welcoming party for the aliens that are coming to enslave us all, instead I have found a more profound reason. I am an irradicator. Yes, like those who get rid of insects that infest one's house. I, however, am an irradicator of people.
You see the world has become over run with idiots, it is my job to eliminate them from this world and send them on to a better place. True they have their usefullnesses, but that only lasts for a short while. What good are they after they have run out of use? That is where I come in. You see the true meaning of life is."
"Johnny what are you doing?" Mr. Eff asked in a cheerful tone. Johnny snapped the pencil in his hand.
"Damn it Eff! I was writing! You made me break my concentration and break my pencil, damn you!" Johnny yelled. He slamed the diary shut and sneered at the styrofoam dough boy. Eff gave his usual smile.
"Oh so sorry Johnny, I did not know you were so into your writings. So what are they this time? Rants about how stupid all of humanity is? Oh or maybe it's about your tragic past and how fucked up you really are."Eff said a slight tone of sarcasm in is voice. Johnny reached for a daggar in his boot leg, but stopped. Eff wasn't wroth the trouble, and definatly not the energy.
Instead Johnny stood up and headed down stairs to his basement, only the first floor. He smiled as he grabbed a clean towel and a sharpener. He then proceeded to head back upstairs and saw Mr.Eff and B-boy watch him as he returned. He sat in the same place where he has previously been writing his in his Diary.
"Tell me Eff, why must you and Doughboy constantly do this shit to me?" Johnny asked reaching back into his boiot leg once again and this time pulling out the knife hidden there. He began to run it's edges against the sharpener making a sharp SHINK sound as the sharpener rached the tip of the blade. Eef and D-Boy just stared at eachother.
"Well you see it's just that.." D-Boy started, Johnny interrupted.
"No you don't see, that's the problem. You just think I'm here for your own personal amusement. That I am nothing to either of you, nothing but a mindless drone here to do your bidding and to feed that damn thing in the wall. Well one of these days I may just snap." Johnny said as a small smile curled across his lips. Eff just stared at him.
"Johnny you are just tense, that's all. You need to go out and do something. I know why don't you go to the club down the street. I'm sure you could have some fun there.." Eff said. Nny brought the blade across the sharpener again.SHINK!
"No, not right now Eff and don't try to change the subject. Let me make one thing clear to you, both of you." Johnny said bringing the knife across again. SHINK! Nny stood up and faced the both of them.
"I am not your slave.I may do what you tell me to, but I am not your slave. I am here to meerly find a meaning to my exisitence. You have two options. Help me or well."Johnny said. Then suddenly Nny threw a knife between D-Boy and Eff, missing both by a hair.
"I may just have to get rid of you." Johnny said crouching infront of the two styro foam figures. Nny then walked over and pulled the kinfe out of the wall and putting it back into its sheeth. He then grabbed his trench coat and headed to the door
"Johnny where are you going?" D-Boy asked. Johnny sneered.
"OUT!" The Homicidal Maniac yelled slamming the door shut. D-Boy looked at Eff.
"Well, that went well."
End for now.
YN777: Well that was fun, but should I do more? I'm trying to get the feel for writing more JTHM, but you see I'll need some support. Write me a review, let me know what you though. And please don't be a suck up. It you hated it, tell me why. If you like it tell me why. If you want me to write more about his fic tell me that as well. I will appreciate it.
YugamiNny777
Disclaimer: I don't own Nny I probably never will, unless I become Jhonen Vasquez, which won't happen anytime soon.
Johnny:
"Dear Die-ary,
Well what more can I say. I finally have found meaning to my life. Well sort of. Let me start that over. Ahem, I have found the reason why I was put on this hell hold called Earth. No, despite my popular belief it is not to be a welcoming party for the aliens that are coming to enslave us all, instead I have found a more profound reason. I am an irradicator. Yes, like those who get rid of insects that infest one's house. I, however, am an irradicator of people.
You see the world has become over run with idiots, it is my job to eliminate them from this world and send them on to a better place. True they have their usefullnesses, but that only lasts for a short while. What good are they after they have run out of use? That is where I come in. You see the true meaning of life is."
"Johnny what are you doing?" Mr. Eff asked in a cheerful tone. Johnny snapped the pencil in his hand.
"Damn it Eff! I was writing! You made me break my concentration and break my pencil, damn you!" Johnny yelled. He slamed the diary shut and sneered at the styrofoam dough boy. Eff gave his usual smile.
"Oh so sorry Johnny, I did not know you were so into your writings. So what are they this time? Rants about how stupid all of humanity is? Oh or maybe it's about your tragic past and how fucked up you really are."Eff said a slight tone of sarcasm in is voice. Johnny reached for a daggar in his boot leg, but stopped. Eff wasn't wroth the trouble, and definatly not the energy.
Instead Johnny stood up and headed down stairs to his basement, only the first floor. He smiled as he grabbed a clean towel and a sharpener. He then proceeded to head back upstairs and saw Mr.Eff and B-boy watch him as he returned. He sat in the same place where he has previously been writing his in his Diary.
"Tell me Eff, why must you and Doughboy constantly do this shit to me?" Johnny asked reaching back into his boiot leg once again and this time pulling out the knife hidden there. He began to run it's edges against the sharpener making a sharp SHINK sound as the sharpener rached the tip of the blade. Eef and D-Boy just stared at eachother.
"Well you see it's just that.." D-Boy started, Johnny interrupted.
"No you don't see, that's the problem. You just think I'm here for your own personal amusement. That I am nothing to either of you, nothing but a mindless drone here to do your bidding and to feed that damn thing in the wall. Well one of these days I may just snap." Johnny said as a small smile curled across his lips. Eff just stared at him.
"Johnny you are just tense, that's all. You need to go out and do something. I know why don't you go to the club down the street. I'm sure you could have some fun there.." Eff said. Nny brought the blade across the sharpener again.SHINK!
"No, not right now Eff and don't try to change the subject. Let me make one thing clear to you, both of you." Johnny said bringing the knife across again. SHINK! Nny stood up and faced the both of them.
"I am not your slave.I may do what you tell me to, but I am not your slave. I am here to meerly find a meaning to my exisitence. You have two options. Help me or well."Johnny said. Then suddenly Nny threw a knife between D-Boy and Eff, missing both by a hair.
"I may just have to get rid of you." Johnny said crouching infront of the two styro foam figures. Nny then walked over and pulled the kinfe out of the wall and putting it back into its sheeth. He then grabbed his trench coat and headed to the door
"Johnny where are you going?" D-Boy asked. Johnny sneered.
"OUT!" The Homicidal Maniac yelled slamming the door shut. D-Boy looked at Eff.
"Well, that went well."
End for now.
YN777: Well that was fun, but should I do more? I'm trying to get the feel for writing more JTHM, but you see I'll need some support. Write me a review, let me know what you though. And please don't be a suck up. It you hated it, tell me why. If you like it tell me why. If you want me to write more about his fic tell me that as well. I will appreciate it.
YugamiNny777