Chapter four! I, unlike KT, don't need to count on my fingers. *pushes calculator out of sight*




"A lesson I'll never forget?" Piper repeated.
"Oh yes." KT said threateningly and advanced even more. But as she did, she tripped over Piper's foot and landed on her face.
"Aspirin. Aspirin." Stephanie groaned as she became conscious.
"Let me just get that for you." Piper said and scampered from the attic.
"Did she just leave two evil demons alone with her unconscious sisters?" Stephanie asked.
"No, she just left two complete idiots with her sisters." A voice from...the doorway said.
KT and Stephanie turned, expecting to see the worst (which happens to be two Phoebes) but they only saw Cole.
"Oh, it's you, is it?" KT asked and pulled herself up from the floor.
"We thought it was going to be someone scary or something." Stephanie said and stood up. "Not the poster boy for undecided lifestyles."
"What are you implying?" Cole asked.
"Am I good? Am I bad? What am I? And what are these mysterious feelings I have for Leo?" Stephanie mocked. KT snickered. Snickers? Mmmmmm. Huh? Oh...
"That's...well, okay, some of that is true, but still!" Cole said huffily.
"So, do you want to fight us or something? Or would it be better for you to put on Phoebe's unmentionables and dance in front of the mirror?" KT asked. Cole said nothing and shimmered out.
"Well, that got rid of him." Stephanie said and pointed to the unconscious Prue and Piper. "But what about those ding-dongs?"
KT stared at the two useless sisters and pondered. Pondered is a fun word. Like scampered.

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A few minutes later, KT and Stephanie were dragging Prue and Phoebe to the backyard.
"How much longer do I have to carry this cow?" Stephanie asked as she dragged Phoebe along.
"Until we reach the shed." KT told her.
"I don't see any shed." Stephanie said and looked around the yard.
"The shed was a myth? Drat! I knew any demon named Belthazor couldn't be trusted." KT said.
"It doesn't matter, anyway." Stephanie said. "I heard that Belthazor was a little...ya know..."
The two evils glance up at Phoebe's (or Piper's, depending on the day) window and saw Cole dance past in some unmentionables. They glanced at each other then decided they needed a new plan.