The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
"Spike," said Buffy, "we are free."
"That's what you think," Angel said.
"Well, well well," said Spike, "If it isn't Prince Liam in the flesh."
"Shut up William," said Angel, "yes I knew Buffy was yours the whole time so what. So sad for you we're engaged."
"Angel," said Buffy, "why did you not tell me the truth."
"My name may be Angel," said Angel, "But I'm the Devil."
"But you owe me everything," said Spike, "I'll settle for Buffy."
"Settle if I kill you," said Angel.
"Angel," said Buffy, "I know you like deals so here is one."
"Spill," said Angel.
"Spear Spikes life," said Buffy, And I'll marry you."
"Done," said Angel.
Angel then takes Riley to the side.
"After I leave," said Angel, "take Spike to the tower."
"But you said," said Riley.
"Shhh," said Angel, "Don't tell."
Buffy and Spike were then parted for the second time.
"You know something," said Spike, "Angel has six fingers."
"So he dose," said Riley.
"Some guy was looking for him," said Spike.
"Probably another enemy," said Riley, "you are the rightful Prince and all of Florin knows it."
"Were are we going," asked Spike.
"Angel wants you in the tower," said Riley, "I'd let you escape, but I don't want to die."
"I understand," said Spike.
~
* What will happen to Spike*
"Well," said Tara, "you'll never guess who he meets in the tower." ~
Now in the tower Spike was not alone.
"Hello," said Spike, "I can hear you."
"I've been alone for fifteen years," said a young girl in ragged cloths.
"Whoa," said Spike, "I'm Spike and you are."
"Drucilla," the girl (who will now be referred to as Drucilla) said, "would be Princess of Florin."
"You mean your Angel's sister," asked Spike.
"Yes," said Drucilla, "They wanted my younger brother Angel to rule since he was a boy those sexist bastards
"That is so mean," said Spike.
"So Spike," asked Drucilla, "what are you in for."
"I won the right to rule Florin in a card game," said Spike, "plus Angel is engaged to my sweetheart Buffy."
"I can help you out," said Drucilla, "survive Angel's torture test then burrow out with me."
"Okay," said Spike.
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
"Spike," said Buffy, "we are free."
"That's what you think," Angel said.
"Well, well well," said Spike, "If it isn't Prince Liam in the flesh."
"Shut up William," said Angel, "yes I knew Buffy was yours the whole time so what. So sad for you we're engaged."
"Angel," said Buffy, "why did you not tell me the truth."
"My name may be Angel," said Angel, "But I'm the Devil."
"But you owe me everything," said Spike, "I'll settle for Buffy."
"Settle if I kill you," said Angel.
"Angel," said Buffy, "I know you like deals so here is one."
"Spill," said Angel.
"Spear Spikes life," said Buffy, And I'll marry you."
"Done," said Angel.
Angel then takes Riley to the side.
"After I leave," said Angel, "take Spike to the tower."
"But you said," said Riley.
"Shhh," said Angel, "Don't tell."
Buffy and Spike were then parted for the second time.
"You know something," said Spike, "Angel has six fingers."
"So he dose," said Riley.
"Some guy was looking for him," said Spike.
"Probably another enemy," said Riley, "you are the rightful Prince and all of Florin knows it."
"Were are we going," asked Spike.
"Angel wants you in the tower," said Riley, "I'd let you escape, but I don't want to die."
"I understand," said Spike.
~
* What will happen to Spike*
"Well," said Tara, "you'll never guess who he meets in the tower." ~
Now in the tower Spike was not alone.
"Hello," said Spike, "I can hear you."
"I've been alone for fifteen years," said a young girl in ragged cloths.
"Whoa," said Spike, "I'm Spike and you are."
"Drucilla," the girl (who will now be referred to as Drucilla) said, "would be Princess of Florin."
"You mean your Angel's sister," asked Spike.
"Yes," said Drucilla, "They wanted my younger brother Angel to rule since he was a boy those sexist bastards
"That is so mean," said Spike.
"So Spike," asked Drucilla, "what are you in for."
"I won the right to rule Florin in a card game," said Spike, "plus Angel is engaged to my sweetheart Buffy."
"I can help you out," said Drucilla, "survive Angel's torture test then burrow out with me."
"Okay," said Spike.