So there they were: two little wench-vixen demons, dragging two unconscious idiums (KT, unfortunately had been lumbered with Prue, poor kid).
Stephanie suddenly got an idea, and threw Phoebe onto KT, who staggered about almost-but-not-quite falling over over the weight of the two bitc- I mean, witches. Then she forgot what her idea was, but still let KT carry the two stoopid ladies.
"Hey Steph," KT gasped under the general heaviness, "you wanna... hook up... with... Leo... and Cole...?"
Stephanie thought this was a great idea, and showed it by jumping about whooping with a big brick on her shoulder. Weird.
Panting, KT realised she couldn't take it anymore and dropped both Prue and Phoebe on their candy asses, before running into the f*ck-off pink mansion, abandoning Stephanie to drag them back inside and guard them.
KT rushed into the living room where Piper was watching TV.
"What're you watching?" KT asled.
"Guh! Charmeded!" Piper snapped, before attempting to blow up and instead hitting Prue's $1,000,000 camera equipment. "No problemo," she said, shoving the destroyed equipment into KT's arms.
KT looked horrified, "No way! Prue'd kick my candy ass and you know it Panpipes!" She dropped the stuff onto the table. "Besides," she added, "I still gotta teach you that lesson.
Piper looked more than scared.
* * *
With one last heavily-unattractive grunt, Stephanie hauled the two crappest sisters back into the manor. She left them in precariously uncomfortable and damaging-looking positions, and went to look for some 'Lucky Charmeds', the Charmed One's custom-made cereal. She heard voices from the living room, so went through to see what was going on.
"And the fifth rule of metaphysics- oh. Hello, Stephanie," KT abruptly stopped her lesson for Piper to greet her amigo. "I was just teaching Piper a lesson."
"So I see," Stephanie replied coldly, "and I guess part of that lesson is to leave your partners outside on a freezing day with the two dumbest idiums in the world?"
Piper interjected with, "Actually, according to 'Them', YOU two are the dumbest idiums." It didn't help. Thanks Piper!
KT and Steph left the room to settle their differences, and also to hook up with Leo and Cole, which they did!
Sneakily, Piper padded into the kitchen and began work on reviving her sisters, encouraging them to wake up with such phrases as "Come on, I love you," and "Wake the f*ck up! KT's trying to teach me science!"
She didn't hear the noises coming from upstairs. Thank god, that woulda been embarrassing!
Hey Steph, I'm having fun at the Charmed One's f*ck-off pink mansion, especially right now!
Stephanie suddenly got an idea, and threw Phoebe onto KT, who staggered about almost-but-not-quite falling over over the weight of the two bitc- I mean, witches. Then she forgot what her idea was, but still let KT carry the two stoopid ladies.
"Hey Steph," KT gasped under the general heaviness, "you wanna... hook up... with... Leo... and Cole...?"
Stephanie thought this was a great idea, and showed it by jumping about whooping with a big brick on her shoulder. Weird.
Panting, KT realised she couldn't take it anymore and dropped both Prue and Phoebe on their candy asses, before running into the f*ck-off pink mansion, abandoning Stephanie to drag them back inside and guard them.
KT rushed into the living room where Piper was watching TV.
"What're you watching?" KT asled.
"Guh! Charmeded!" Piper snapped, before attempting to blow up and instead hitting Prue's $1,000,000 camera equipment. "No problemo," she said, shoving the destroyed equipment into KT's arms.
KT looked horrified, "No way! Prue'd kick my candy ass and you know it Panpipes!" She dropped the stuff onto the table. "Besides," she added, "I still gotta teach you that lesson.
Piper looked more than scared.
* * *
With one last heavily-unattractive grunt, Stephanie hauled the two crappest sisters back into the manor. She left them in precariously uncomfortable and damaging-looking positions, and went to look for some 'Lucky Charmeds', the Charmed One's custom-made cereal. She heard voices from the living room, so went through to see what was going on.
"And the fifth rule of metaphysics- oh. Hello, Stephanie," KT abruptly stopped her lesson for Piper to greet her amigo. "I was just teaching Piper a lesson."
"So I see," Stephanie replied coldly, "and I guess part of that lesson is to leave your partners outside on a freezing day with the two dumbest idiums in the world?"
Piper interjected with, "Actually, according to 'Them', YOU two are the dumbest idiums." It didn't help. Thanks Piper!
KT and Steph left the room to settle their differences, and also to hook up with Leo and Cole, which they did!
Sneakily, Piper padded into the kitchen and began work on reviving her sisters, encouraging them to wake up with such phrases as "Come on, I love you," and "Wake the f*ck up! KT's trying to teach me science!"
She didn't hear the noises coming from upstairs. Thank god, that woulda been embarrassing!
Hey Steph, I'm having fun at the Charmed One's f*ck-off pink mansion, especially right now!