The Princess Slayer

A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human.





"Buffy has bee pissed ever since I brought her back," said Angel.





"Do you think," said Riley, " she loves Spike."





"Nah," said Angel, "probably just the jitters."

"Yeh Right,' said Riley.

THEY GOT MARRIED THAT NIGHT AND AT SUNRISE BUFFY ADDRESSED THE COART AS QUEEN.





*Your shitting me*





"I shit not," said Tara





ANYWAY WHEN BUFFY CAME OUT THEIR WAS A NOISE IN THE CROUD.





"Boo," said the voice (lets just say Anya)





"Why do you boo me," asked Buffy.





"Because you gave up on your love." Said Anya.





"He would have died." Said Buffy.





"It's better to love and loss then never to love at all," said Anya, "besides, I see Death."





BUFFY WOKE UP AT THE SOUND OF THE WORD DEATH. UN MARRIED. HOWEVER THE WEDDING WAS IN A WEEK.

*Told ya the wedding was Bs*





"You did," said Tara.





~

THE NEXT DAY.





"Angel," said Buffy, "I will never love you, I love Spike, I will be dead tomorrow if I am not with him again."





"Buff," said Angel, "don't go to extremes.





"Why not," asked Buffy?

"I'll send to Spike that the weddings off," said Angel, "and if he comes to get you within a week then you're his."

"And if not," said Buffy.

"Your mine," said Angel.

"Spike will come," said Buffy, "I know he will."