Piper sat on the floor with face paint and a head dress on her head.
"That was fun, but now what?"
You thought it was for some sort of spiritual solution to waking her sisters, didn't you?
"Where are they? I'll hurt them very badly."
Piper turned and saw Prue sitting up, hugging the broom.
"Piper, I was so worried, in that way when you're not really worried, but act it anyway."
"Um, Prue, that's the broom."
Prue (not happy about being corrected) hit Piper over the head with the broom. Piper then got an idea.

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Somewhere else in the house...
"Well, that was fun!" KT said cheerily and slapped Stephanie on the shoulder. "Where's Leo?"
"I didn't kill him and put his body under Phoebe's bed." Stephanie said quickly. KT just looked at her.
"Right. Well, we should probably go and kill the Charmed Ones."
"Or we could rob them."
KT thought over Stephanie's suggestion.
"Hmmmm...okay, we'll do that, but then we really have to kill them."

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"Hit her again."
Piper smashed the broom down on Phoebe's face again. "WAKE UP!"
"Once more."
Piper decided that the brain damage was already severe, so there could be no more harm...*SMASH*
"I'm awake!" Phoebe gasped.
"I don't know." Prue said. "Maybe you should hit her once more to be sure."
Piper thought it over, then did. Phoebe was slightly miffed, so she took the broom from Piper's hands and hit her with it.
"Hey!" Piper screamed and grabbed the broom. Then she hit Phoebe. Phoebe scoweled and took the broom, then smashed Piper. Piper became angry and took the broom back, then smashed Phoebe.
It turned into a very angry broom war. Piper would hit Phoebe, Phoebe would take the broom and hit Piper, then Piper would take the broom and hit Phoebe, then they would repeat the action.
KT and Stephanie entered the room in the midst of the broom chaos (which was being televised on FOX as "Broom War 2002: The Carnage") and they stood stunned. Then they laughed. And laughed. And laughed. Nobody noticed Prue crawl into the corner and whisper, "Stop. You're ruining my birthday party."
KT and Stephanie just continued laughing. Then they stopped.
"Wanna go steal some more stuff?" Stephanie asked. KT thought it over.
"Yeah, okay, but this is the last time. We're seriously going to defeat them next time we see them."