The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human.
"Buffy is one in a million," said Riley to Angel, "don't loose her."
"I don't intend to," said Angel, "what with Spike about to be tortured she will be mine it is a shame I'll have to kill her."
"Why Angel," asked Riley.
"Why do you think I had hired the village con artist Cordlia to kill her," said Angel, "she dies Guilder gets blamed I get a settlement and well Spikes dead anyway so I don't need to pay back my debt."
"Your evil," said Riley.
"Are you challenging your Prince," said Angel.
Just as Riley was about to answer the two reach the tower.
"Finn," said Angel, "do your worst I have business at the palace."
At that Angel left.
*But Riley's good*
"Just see," said Tara.
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"Spike," said Riley, "you know that I don't mean harm."
"Yes," said Spike.
"However I work for Angel so I must do what he says," Riley said.
"I understand," said Spike.
At those words Riley hooked Spike up to the torture machine and set it to the lowest level possible.
"See," said Riley, "I couldn't inflict too much pain on you."
While this was going on Angle was busy in his quarters as Xander came running in. "Hello Harris," said Angel.
"Hello sir," said Xander, "why did you call me."
" Well," said Angel, "bodyguard I would like make you aware that killers from Guilder are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night."
"I haven't herd of this," said Xander, "and I have sources."
Just then Buffy enters.
"Hello Xander," said Buffy.
"Hello Princess," said Xander, "do you want privacy."
"No," said Buffy, "Angel, have you herd from Spike?"
"Not yet," Angel said, "too soon."
"He'll come," said Buffy, "and I'll be out of this hell."
"Yeh," said Angel as Buffy left, "anyway Harris I want the forest vacated"
"Are you sure," said Xander.
"I am the Prince Dammit," said Angel, "vacate it before I wed."
"I. I'll try sir," said Xander.
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A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human.
"Buffy is one in a million," said Riley to Angel, "don't loose her."
"I don't intend to," said Angel, "what with Spike about to be tortured she will be mine it is a shame I'll have to kill her."
"Why Angel," asked Riley.
"Why do you think I had hired the village con artist Cordlia to kill her," said Angel, "she dies Guilder gets blamed I get a settlement and well Spikes dead anyway so I don't need to pay back my debt."
"Your evil," said Riley.
"Are you challenging your Prince," said Angel.
Just as Riley was about to answer the two reach the tower.
"Finn," said Angel, "do your worst I have business at the palace."
At that Angel left.
*But Riley's good*
"Just see," said Tara.
~
"Spike," said Riley, "you know that I don't mean harm."
"Yes," said Spike.
"However I work for Angel so I must do what he says," Riley said.
"I understand," said Spike.
At those words Riley hooked Spike up to the torture machine and set it to the lowest level possible.
"See," said Riley, "I couldn't inflict too much pain on you."
While this was going on Angle was busy in his quarters as Xander came running in. "Hello Harris," said Angel.
"Hello sir," said Xander, "why did you call me."
" Well," said Angel, "bodyguard I would like make you aware that killers from Guilder are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night."
"I haven't herd of this," said Xander, "and I have sources."
Just then Buffy enters.
"Hello Xander," said Buffy.
"Hello Princess," said Xander, "do you want privacy."
"No," said Buffy, "Angel, have you herd from Spike?"
"Not yet," Angel said, "too soon."
"He'll come," said Buffy, "and I'll be out of this hell."
"Yeh," said Angel as Buffy left, "anyway Harris I want the forest vacated"
"Are you sure," said Xander.
"I am the Prince Dammit," said Angel, "vacate it before I wed."
"I. I'll try sir," said Xander.
.