It'd been roughly... hell I don't know, actually probably over a week since, either I (KT) could be bothered to... record what's been happ'nin down at the Charmed household or since anything of importance actually happened! But here we are. Back again. Ho hum. Okay, let's get to it!
The broom war was just about over. Depuis (MAN I'm a french prodigy! That means 'since', you goons.) it began with a simple passing of broom from hand to hand and a quick bop over the head, as previously demonstrated by the lovely Piper and the... um... and Phoebe, it had now blown into a full blown, blow by blow blow-fest. Prue was TK'ing brooms all over the place, and it was particularly funny when she had made Phoebe swallow one whole about three days ago. So far, it showed no signs of resurfacing thank god.
KT and Stephanie had also joined in, but broke the rules by hogging brooms all to themselves (as you may remember, you are supposed to bop the person on the head with the broom, let them take it off you and bop YOU on the head, then take it off them and bop THEM on the head, and so on) and were thwacking it onto every available Charmed One. And, of course, each other. KT bopped Piper on the head, then burst into tears cos she couldn't believe she'd hit such a brilliant person.
"I'm sorry, Piper!" she wailed, "forgive me!"
Piper did, but only after she'd bopped KT back about three thousand times.
Stephanie, however, wasn't as pansy-assed as KT and only let Piper bop her one thousand seven hundred and eighty four times after she'd mistakenly bopped the prodigal one (that's Piper, by the way).
And of course Prue didn't care. She too was breaking the rules and not only kept a broom to herself, but actually kept around eighteen brooms and kept TK'ing them into people, mainly Cole and Leo's... special areas. And she even had her Astral Projection at it too!
After a while, on the ninth day of the broom war, Stephanie crept out of the mess and wandered up into the attic, searching for something.
"Oh yeah?" she asked, genuinely interested, "what am I looking for?" AHH Stephanie how dare you be so cheeky to me!
The window randomly opened and in a flurry of author's rage, Steph was blown out. She slammed onto the ground and attempted to get up. She couldn't.
"Not again," she moaned, painfully remembering her last encounter at the Halliwell's House Of Horror, "I'm broked!" she moaned, and it was true. Every part of her was broken. Once again, she wailed - to no one in particular - "I'm broke! Help me!"
Back at the broom war, KT could swear she heard Stephanie crying for help. Oh well! Suddenly, Phoebe screamed "Okay! Enough! I can't take getting bopped on the head and all over any more! I'm out!"
A lightbulb appeared over Prue's head. Cool! New power?
"Well, Phoebe," she said evilly, "I hope you remember the rule."
Phoebe looked terrified. "W-w-what rule?" she stammered.
"The rule that the first person who gives up in the Broom War 2002 has to let each member of said war bop them with the broom at least forty... thousand times."
Everyone descended on Phoebe and began the new "Bop-Fest 2002: The Year Of Phoebe" Even Stephanie managed to drag her broken carcasse in. She couldn't possibly miss this opportunity!
Then it hit KT.
"Ow!" she yelped, "something just hit me!" Oh ha ha, KT, you're so funny. She pulled Stephanie out of the midst of the Bop-Fest. "Stephanie," she whispered urgently, "look - everybody's so busy with bopping Phoebe they've given us a few hours to work out how to destroy the Charmed Ones!"
Stephanie sighed. "Okay, but let me just do one more thing," and she quickly grabbed a broom and smacked everone over the head with it, causing them all to tumble to the ground. Including KT. Who turned out to now be, rather uselessly, unconscious. "Dammit," Stephanie griped, "sometimes I don't know my own obsession with knocking her out!" and she began to drag KT upstairs.
The broom war was just about over. Depuis (MAN I'm a french prodigy! That means 'since', you goons.) it began with a simple passing of broom from hand to hand and a quick bop over the head, as previously demonstrated by the lovely Piper and the... um... and Phoebe, it had now blown into a full blown, blow by blow blow-fest. Prue was TK'ing brooms all over the place, and it was particularly funny when she had made Phoebe swallow one whole about three days ago. So far, it showed no signs of resurfacing thank god.
KT and Stephanie had also joined in, but broke the rules by hogging brooms all to themselves (as you may remember, you are supposed to bop the person on the head with the broom, let them take it off you and bop YOU on the head, then take it off them and bop THEM on the head, and so on) and were thwacking it onto every available Charmed One. And, of course, each other. KT bopped Piper on the head, then burst into tears cos she couldn't believe she'd hit such a brilliant person.
"I'm sorry, Piper!" she wailed, "forgive me!"
Piper did, but only after she'd bopped KT back about three thousand times.
Stephanie, however, wasn't as pansy-assed as KT and only let Piper bop her one thousand seven hundred and eighty four times after she'd mistakenly bopped the prodigal one (that's Piper, by the way).
And of course Prue didn't care. She too was breaking the rules and not only kept a broom to herself, but actually kept around eighteen brooms and kept TK'ing them into people, mainly Cole and Leo's... special areas. And she even had her Astral Projection at it too!
After a while, on the ninth day of the broom war, Stephanie crept out of the mess and wandered up into the attic, searching for something.
"Oh yeah?" she asked, genuinely interested, "what am I looking for?" AHH Stephanie how dare you be so cheeky to me!
The window randomly opened and in a flurry of author's rage, Steph was blown out. She slammed onto the ground and attempted to get up. She couldn't.
"Not again," she moaned, painfully remembering her last encounter at the Halliwell's House Of Horror, "I'm broked!" she moaned, and it was true. Every part of her was broken. Once again, she wailed - to no one in particular - "I'm broke! Help me!"
Back at the broom war, KT could swear she heard Stephanie crying for help. Oh well! Suddenly, Phoebe screamed "Okay! Enough! I can't take getting bopped on the head and all over any more! I'm out!"
A lightbulb appeared over Prue's head. Cool! New power?
"Well, Phoebe," she said evilly, "I hope you remember the rule."
Phoebe looked terrified. "W-w-what rule?" she stammered.
"The rule that the first person who gives up in the Broom War 2002 has to let each member of said war bop them with the broom at least forty... thousand times."
Everyone descended on Phoebe and began the new "Bop-Fest 2002: The Year Of Phoebe" Even Stephanie managed to drag her broken carcasse in. She couldn't possibly miss this opportunity!
Then it hit KT.
"Ow!" she yelped, "something just hit me!" Oh ha ha, KT, you're so funny. She pulled Stephanie out of the midst of the Bop-Fest. "Stephanie," she whispered urgently, "look - everybody's so busy with bopping Phoebe they've given us a few hours to work out how to destroy the Charmed Ones!"
Stephanie sighed. "Okay, but let me just do one more thing," and she quickly grabbed a broom and smacked everone over the head with it, causing them all to tumble to the ground. Including KT. Who turned out to now be, rather uselessly, unconscious. "Dammit," Stephanie griped, "sometimes I don't know my own obsession with knocking her out!" and she began to drag KT upstairs.