The Princess Slayer

A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human.







It was the day of the wedding .Xander and other members of the royal guard were clearing out the forest





"Riley," said Xander, "Is everybody out?"





"Not yet Xander," said Riley, "a Brit is giving me trouble."





"Go back to Angel," Xander said, "I'll take care of him."





Meanwhile there sat Giles shit faced drunk.





"Jenny," said Giles, "luv, I hit the bottom."





"Sir," said Xander, "by order of Prince Liam I order you to leave."





"Hell no," Giles said, "Florin is a free country."





"Not anymore," said Xander.





"I have nowhere to go," said Giles.





Just then Faith came over.





"Sorry sir," Faith said, "my gramps has an attitude problem."





"Oh," said Xander, "well tell him to leave the forest."





"Fine," said Giles, "since she's here I'll leave."







Giles and Faith were united again. Faith then gave the distraught Giles news of Cody's death and how Angel is the six fingered man.





"Let's kill that basted Angel," said Giles.





"Hun," said Faith, "it's his wedding night the palace is like a fortrace."





"That sucks," said Giles, "we need back up."







"How about Spike," said Faith.





"Spike?" asked Giles.





"The stalker," said Faith, "who also happens to be B's William."





"Small World," said Giles.





"And getting Smaller," said Faith, "Angel has captured Spike."





*Oh my God*