KABLAMMO!
Suddenly, the entire f*ck off pink mansion as we know it collapsed, with everyone except that adorable KT inside. Stephanie got a big big big big big spear through her appendix, which was now on the end of said spear.
"Good thing I don't really need it," she said, before realising "hey! Where'd this spear come from and how is it sticking through me?" She couldn't move, she was hella stuck on a big spear and basically, well, like I said, couldn't move. "Why did I have to press the button?"
"You pressed," Piper paused mid sentence as usual cos she can't speak good, "the button?" she was at present pulling herself out from under the pile of rubble. "What kind of fool are you? And what are you doing impaled on that spike?"
"I dunno," said Steph, remembering her current situation of being stuck on a stick, "but it's kinda embarrassing."
Piper looked at her, then walked away, crawling precariously over the remainder of the house.
From over a big stone, Stephanie could see KT, still hella unconcious, on the ground. But Cole was bent over her. He looked like he was trying to wake her up. Stephanie strained her blood-soaked ears to hear what they were saying.
"KT, wake up. Please? I want you bad!"
Stephanie's eyes bulged. 'But I thought Cole was mine!' she thought furiously, and continued to struggle against the spear. And failing. KT was still unconscious, but Leo had joined Cole. Stephanie squinted at them, then realised what she was doing. "Oops! Must be spending too much time with Prue! Speaking of..."
Prue had emerged from the building crap. She surveyed what used to be her mansion which showed off how rich she was. She sighed. Then saw Steph. "Hiya," she said, "nice impalation."
"Hey Prue," Stephanie replied normally. "So your house is buggered. What'cha gonna do?"
Prue looked at her in disdain and sniffed. "Since I'm great, I'll use my powers!" Prue raised her arms above her head. As if by magic (well duh) the house sprang back up into its former f*ck-off-pinkedness. The only thing that was out of place was that the spear remained, therefore Stephanie was still stuck on it.
* * *
KT sprang into consciousness to find all the Charmed Ones, including Paige, which made KT almost go back out again, but the sight of the two guys grinning at her made her stay awake.
"Who... are you?" KT stammered.
Prue smiled. "Aw isn't that cute? She doesn't remember anything!"
"It's called amnesia, idium." Phoebe said. Everyone stared at her.
"Do I know you?" KT asked weakly.
"Yes," Leo said, "you do. And you're a part of our family now. We love you,"
The entire group echoed what people said. KT had no idea who they were, but she'd never felt so accepted in her life. They carried her inside. They walked past Stephanie, as ever still stuck on that spear.
"Hey! Where're you taking her?" Steph screamed at them. She was beginning to hurt a bit. "KT! Come back!"
KT looked at Stephanie lazily. "KT. Is that my name? Do I know her?"
"Of course you know me! I'm your demon-in-command!" Stephanie yelled at her partner. That fall from the window really must have buggered KT's brain!
Phoebe placed a soothing hand on KT's forehead. "Shh. Ignore her. You'll be alright and safe with us now. You're one of us."
They took KT out of the room.
Stephanie gaped at the wall where the Charmed Ones had just stood, carrying her friend. What the buggery was going on? Was KT mental? Retarded? A little of both?
"I don't know what's wrong with my faithful friend," Stephanie said to herself, "but I'm gonna get her back!"
Then she realised she was still impaled on a big stick.
Suddenly, the entire f*ck off pink mansion as we know it collapsed, with everyone except that adorable KT inside. Stephanie got a big big big big big spear through her appendix, which was now on the end of said spear.
"Good thing I don't really need it," she said, before realising "hey! Where'd this spear come from and how is it sticking through me?" She couldn't move, she was hella stuck on a big spear and basically, well, like I said, couldn't move. "Why did I have to press the button?"
"You pressed," Piper paused mid sentence as usual cos she can't speak good, "the button?" she was at present pulling herself out from under the pile of rubble. "What kind of fool are you? And what are you doing impaled on that spike?"
"I dunno," said Steph, remembering her current situation of being stuck on a stick, "but it's kinda embarrassing."
Piper looked at her, then walked away, crawling precariously over the remainder of the house.
From over a big stone, Stephanie could see KT, still hella unconcious, on the ground. But Cole was bent over her. He looked like he was trying to wake her up. Stephanie strained her blood-soaked ears to hear what they were saying.
"KT, wake up. Please? I want you bad!"
Stephanie's eyes bulged. 'But I thought Cole was mine!' she thought furiously, and continued to struggle against the spear. And failing. KT was still unconscious, but Leo had joined Cole. Stephanie squinted at them, then realised what she was doing. "Oops! Must be spending too much time with Prue! Speaking of..."
Prue had emerged from the building crap. She surveyed what used to be her mansion which showed off how rich she was. She sighed. Then saw Steph. "Hiya," she said, "nice impalation."
"Hey Prue," Stephanie replied normally. "So your house is buggered. What'cha gonna do?"
Prue looked at her in disdain and sniffed. "Since I'm great, I'll use my powers!" Prue raised her arms above her head. As if by magic (well duh) the house sprang back up into its former f*ck-off-pinkedness. The only thing that was out of place was that the spear remained, therefore Stephanie was still stuck on it.
* * *
KT sprang into consciousness to find all the Charmed Ones, including Paige, which made KT almost go back out again, but the sight of the two guys grinning at her made her stay awake.
"Who... are you?" KT stammered.
Prue smiled. "Aw isn't that cute? She doesn't remember anything!"
"It's called amnesia, idium." Phoebe said. Everyone stared at her.
"Do I know you?" KT asked weakly.
"Yes," Leo said, "you do. And you're a part of our family now. We love you,"
The entire group echoed what people said. KT had no idea who they were, but she'd never felt so accepted in her life. They carried her inside. They walked past Stephanie, as ever still stuck on that spear.
"Hey! Where're you taking her?" Steph screamed at them. She was beginning to hurt a bit. "KT! Come back!"
KT looked at Stephanie lazily. "KT. Is that my name? Do I know her?"
"Of course you know me! I'm your demon-in-command!" Stephanie yelled at her partner. That fall from the window really must have buggered KT's brain!
Phoebe placed a soothing hand on KT's forehead. "Shh. Ignore her. You'll be alright and safe with us now. You're one of us."
They took KT out of the room.
Stephanie gaped at the wall where the Charmed Ones had just stood, carrying her friend. What the buggery was going on? Was KT mental? Retarded? A little of both?
"I don't know what's wrong with my faithful friend," Stephanie said to herself, "but I'm gonna get her back!"
Then she realised she was still impaled on a big stick.