The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human. (I changed To PG 13 for language)
While everything is going on Giles and Faith are looking for Spike.
"We need to find him," said Faith, "B is marring someone else."
"Not to mention he'll help me get my vengeance on Jenny's killer," said Giles, "I hated Angel before, but I hate him more now."
"Stop talking about killing for a sec," said Faith, " we need to FIND Spike first."
"I feel something," said Giles, "I feel a great pain,"
"That must be him," said Faith, "like I said his love is marring a jackass."
The Two of them head out and see Drucilla.
"Ma'me," said Giles, "have you seen Spike."
~NO ANSWER~
"Excuse us," said Giles.
~NO ANSWER~
Faith then hits Drucilla over the head and kills her.
*Poor Dru*
The two of them continue on and find the secret entrance to the tower..
"Were late," said Faith, "Spike's dead."
*NO*
"Wait Dawnie," said Tara, "there is more then meets the eye."
~
"Do you have money Faith," asked Giles.
"Why," asked Faith?
"So we can buy a miracle," said Giles.
"That's a good plan," said Faith, "help me with the body."
The three of them travel to OZ the high voodoo priest.
"Hello," said Giles as Oz opened the door, "are you Oz the powerful voodoo priest who worked for the king."
"Yes," said Oz, "then that jerk Angel kicked me out bye now."
"Excuse me sir," said Faith, "but I have a man here who can make Angels life hell if you save him."
"Anything to piss the ole prince off," said Oz, "send him in."
Giles and Faith carry Spikes body in.
"How much you got," said Oz.
"Sixty-Five," said Giles.
"Do Able," said Oz.
"So," said Faith, "what can you do?"
"Well," said Oz, "he's only mostly dead, OPEN HIS MOUTH."
"Now what," asked Giles?
"Spike," said Oz, "What do you have to live for."
". Tr ... oooo .... luv...," Spike said.
"True love," said Oz, "love is the greatest thing in the world, but I probably miss understood him."
"Liar," said Willow.
"Leave us alone witch," said Oz.
"I'm not a witch," said Willow, "I'm your wife and I clearly heard what Spike said."
"Yea," said Oz.
"Yea," said Willow, "he said TRUE LOVE."
"Duh," said Faith, "Spike is Buffy's True love NOT Angel."
"This is a miracle pill," said Willow.
"The chocolate makes it work faster," said Oz.
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A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel and Drucilla are Human. (I changed To PG 13 for language)
While everything is going on Giles and Faith are looking for Spike.
"We need to find him," said Faith, "B is marring someone else."
"Not to mention he'll help me get my vengeance on Jenny's killer," said Giles, "I hated Angel before, but I hate him more now."
"Stop talking about killing for a sec," said Faith, " we need to FIND Spike first."
"I feel something," said Giles, "I feel a great pain,"
"That must be him," said Faith, "like I said his love is marring a jackass."
The Two of them head out and see Drucilla.
"Ma'me," said Giles, "have you seen Spike."
~NO ANSWER~
"Excuse us," said Giles.
~NO ANSWER~
Faith then hits Drucilla over the head and kills her.
*Poor Dru*
The two of them continue on and find the secret entrance to the tower..
"Were late," said Faith, "Spike's dead."
*NO*
"Wait Dawnie," said Tara, "there is more then meets the eye."
~
"Do you have money Faith," asked Giles.
"Why," asked Faith?
"So we can buy a miracle," said Giles.
"That's a good plan," said Faith, "help me with the body."
The three of them travel to OZ the high voodoo priest.
"Hello," said Giles as Oz opened the door, "are you Oz the powerful voodoo priest who worked for the king."
"Yes," said Oz, "then that jerk Angel kicked me out bye now."
"Excuse me sir," said Faith, "but I have a man here who can make Angels life hell if you save him."
"Anything to piss the ole prince off," said Oz, "send him in."
Giles and Faith carry Spikes body in.
"How much you got," said Oz.
"Sixty-Five," said Giles.
"Do Able," said Oz.
"So," said Faith, "what can you do?"
"Well," said Oz, "he's only mostly dead, OPEN HIS MOUTH."
"Now what," asked Giles?
"Spike," said Oz, "What do you have to live for."
". Tr ... oooo .... luv...," Spike said.
"True love," said Oz, "love is the greatest thing in the world, but I probably miss understood him."
"Liar," said Willow.
"Leave us alone witch," said Oz.
"I'm not a witch," said Willow, "I'm your wife and I clearly heard what Spike said."
"Yea," said Oz.
"Yea," said Willow, "he said TRUE LOVE."
"Duh," said Faith, "Spike is Buffy's True love NOT Angel."
"This is a miracle pill," said Willow.
"The chocolate makes it work faster," said Oz.
.