Stephanie pulled a saw from her pocket (doesn't everyone carry one?) and sawed the spike in half. After she did, she fell back on the bottom of the spike, but this time it was worse cause it was jagged.

"Ah, crud!"

After rolling off of the second spike, she pulled the first one out of her abdomen (I know big words!) and just laid on the ground, bleeding.

After a few minutes (let's say three) she sees a pair of boots next to her head and looks up.

"Oh jeez, are we turning cliché?"

You know who was standing next to her? Angel. No, not *an* angel. *The* Angel; the one from the WB.

"Apparently so, my child." Angel said, then turned his head to the side and had a brooding moment. Stephanie noticed he had on priest clothes.

"Well, that's different." Stephanie said, then rested her head on the ground. "Look, could you maybe go back to your own show and let me die in peace? I mean, maybe if you leave now, we can stop from turning into a completely overdone concept show."

"Fine! I don't even know why I bother with you WB chicks anyway!" Angel said, then he threw down his priest collar and stormed off.

Prue jumped through the window and looked down at the dying Stephanie.

"Did he just call us chicks?" She asked in a blind rage. Uh-oh.

"Uh-huh." Stephanie said. "Hey, while your out here could you maybe get me a band-aid or even a -"

Prue sprinted off down the lawn to tackle and kill Angel. Serves him right.

Stephanie pulled her bleeding self up from the ground, put on a black wig, then craweled through the window Prue had jumped out of. She slumped to the floor and everyone gathered around her.

"Oh no!" Phoebe exclaimed. "Prue, are you...okay?"

"Are you retarded? I'm bleeding to death!" Stephanie screamed.

"Hmmmmm..." Paige said.

"What are you doing here? When did you show up? There can't be four of you." Stephanie pointed out.

"No, there can't, can there?" Cole said, then arched his eyebrow for a dramatic effect. It didn't work. He just seemed creepy.

"I didn't ask to be a witch!" Paige wailed and began to cry. "And you guys can't make me be Prue! I'm not Prue! I'm not her!"

Stephanie rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, we know. You say that stupid speech every five minutes." Stephanie said. Then she mocked her, "'I'm not Prue. Boo-hoo. I'll never be. Oh no.'"

"Yeah, get over yourself already." Leo said.

"Hey, why haven't you healed me? I'm Prue!" Stephanie said.

The dolt - I mean - Leo did. Stephanie laughed then stood up. She threw the wig out the window and laughed some more.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" That was her laughing some more. Now she'll say, "You idiots! You just healed one of your arch enemies! Now, I'll find KT and we'll defeat you! Seriously."

Paige, feeling suddenly useless, just left. She just walked right out the door, mumbling as she went: "Who needs them? I don't need to be a witch. I can be *normal*. Screw them."

"Oh, but KT is one of us now." Phoebe said. "KT!"

KT walked into the room wearing...

"Oh my God!" Stephanie screamed. "Not...not..."

"Yes." Phoebe said, then laughed evilly. "A...PINK WOOLLY HAT! Ahahahahahaha!"

At that moment, Prue clambered (ooo, cool word) through the smashed window and coughed. She had blood and icky vampire dust all over herself.

"Well, he's cancelled." She said merrily.

Everyone laughed at her pun. He was cancelled. See, it's funny because he has this show, where he's the star, and without him, they would cancel the show. And he's dead, and cancelled is like the same as dying. See? Get it?

But, now what would Stephanie do? She had to get KT back on the side of idiotic evil so they could defeat the Charmed Ones. Seriously.