The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike, Angel, Drucilla, and Darla are Human. (I changed To PG 13 for language)
Giles, Faith, and Spike went to save Buffy from making the biggest mistake of her life.
"Giles," said Faith, "whoever said this was a fortress this is worse."
"Oh, well-um," said Giles, "say has it been fifteen minuets."
"I think," said Faith, "better force feed him."
"Well," said Giles, "If he dose want to stop the wedding."
"Giles," said Faith, "how long do we have to wait."
"No clue," said Giles.
"I'll kick his bloody ass," said Spike, "um-why can't I feel my arms."
"Doesn't matter," said Faith, "your alive."
"Besides," said Giles, "the feeling will come back soon."
"Who the hell are you anyway," said Spike, "where is Buffy."
"Where friends of hers," said Giles, "she is about to marry Angel."
"No," said Spike.
"Yes," said Faith, "we want you to marry Buffy and Giles here to kill the Prince."
"His majesty killed my girl." Said Giles.
"We have to hurry," said Spike, "however I need some help."
"Problem is see that footrace." Said Faith, "that's the castle."
"Do we have any weapons," said Spike.
"Just brains, swords, and fists," said Giles."
"Were screwed," said Spike."
"Wait," said Faith, "when we killed Dru we had a wheel barrel."
"That may work," said Spike, "now all I need is a cloak and."
"Um Spike," said Faith, "would this do."
Faith pulled come cloth from her bag.
"Where did you get that," asked Giles.
"At Oz's," said Faith.
"Perfect," said Spike, "lets get to work."
Meanwhile at the Palace.
"Aren't you happy Buff," asked Angel?
"No, you son of a bitch," said Buffy, "I love Spike and you know it."
"Sorry," said Angel.
"I still have hope though," said Buffy, "Spike will come."
"Whatever," said Angel, "it'll be too late."
The pastor Darla (yes a female pastor) came in.
"Love is a many spendered thing," said Darla, "Love lifts us up where we belong."
Meanwhile Outside.
"Men," said Xander, "do your worst."
"Get them good," said Riley.
All of a sudden a giant seemed to be floating toward Xander and Riley out of the darkness, wearing a strange cloak, and with a British accent..
*It's them isn't it*
"Yep Dawn," said Tara.
~
"I AM THE SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE TRIO," said the figure, " THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS."
"Now," Faith whispers.
"Soon," replied Spike.
"MY MEN MAY BE DEAD," said the figure, "BUT I'm STILL HERE BUT SOON YOU WONT."
"Um..Um," said Xander.
"Light it," whispered Spike.
As the Figure burst to flames.
" THE TRIO TAKES NO SURVIVORS," the figure said.
Back at the chapel.
"All you need is love," said Darla.
Outside.
"THE TRIO IS HERE TO KILL," said the figure."
"Stay," said Xander, "stay."
Inside.
"You need to treasure it," said Darla.
"Skip to the end," said Angel.
"Fine," said Darla, "do you have the ring."
"Spike's coming," said Buffy, "I feel him."
"Spike's dead," said Angel, "I killed him."
Outside.
"Harris," said Spike, "give us the gate key."
"Never," said Xander.
"I'll shag you wild," said Faith.
"Well," said Xander, "I'll just let you in."
"Thanks," said Faith, "I'll have to shag you later though."
~
Faith and Xander NEVER shagged.
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike, Angel, Drucilla, and Darla are Human. (I changed To PG 13 for language)
Giles, Faith, and Spike went to save Buffy from making the biggest mistake of her life.
"Giles," said Faith, "whoever said this was a fortress this is worse."
"Oh, well-um," said Giles, "say has it been fifteen minuets."
"I think," said Faith, "better force feed him."
"Well," said Giles, "If he dose want to stop the wedding."
"Giles," said Faith, "how long do we have to wait."
"No clue," said Giles.
"I'll kick his bloody ass," said Spike, "um-why can't I feel my arms."
"Doesn't matter," said Faith, "your alive."
"Besides," said Giles, "the feeling will come back soon."
"Who the hell are you anyway," said Spike, "where is Buffy."
"Where friends of hers," said Giles, "she is about to marry Angel."
"No," said Spike.
"Yes," said Faith, "we want you to marry Buffy and Giles here to kill the Prince."
"His majesty killed my girl." Said Giles.
"We have to hurry," said Spike, "however I need some help."
"Problem is see that footrace." Said Faith, "that's the castle."
"Do we have any weapons," said Spike.
"Just brains, swords, and fists," said Giles."
"Were screwed," said Spike."
"Wait," said Faith, "when we killed Dru we had a wheel barrel."
"That may work," said Spike, "now all I need is a cloak and."
"Um Spike," said Faith, "would this do."
Faith pulled come cloth from her bag.
"Where did you get that," asked Giles.
"At Oz's," said Faith.
"Perfect," said Spike, "lets get to work."
Meanwhile at the Palace.
"Aren't you happy Buff," asked Angel?
"No, you son of a bitch," said Buffy, "I love Spike and you know it."
"Sorry," said Angel.
"I still have hope though," said Buffy, "Spike will come."
"Whatever," said Angel, "it'll be too late."
The pastor Darla (yes a female pastor) came in.
"Love is a many spendered thing," said Darla, "Love lifts us up where we belong."
Meanwhile Outside.
"Men," said Xander, "do your worst."
"Get them good," said Riley.
All of a sudden a giant seemed to be floating toward Xander and Riley out of the darkness, wearing a strange cloak, and with a British accent..
*It's them isn't it*
"Yep Dawn," said Tara.
~
"I AM THE SURVIVING MEMBER OF THE TRIO," said the figure, " THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS."
"Now," Faith whispers.
"Soon," replied Spike.
"MY MEN MAY BE DEAD," said the figure, "BUT I'm STILL HERE BUT SOON YOU WONT."
"Um..Um," said Xander.
"Light it," whispered Spike.
As the Figure burst to flames.
" THE TRIO TAKES NO SURVIVORS," the figure said.
Back at the chapel.
"All you need is love," said Darla.
Outside.
"THE TRIO IS HERE TO KILL," said the figure."
"Stay," said Xander, "stay."
Inside.
"You need to treasure it," said Darla.
"Skip to the end," said Angel.
"Fine," said Darla, "do you have the ring."
"Spike's coming," said Buffy, "I feel him."
"Spike's dead," said Angel, "I killed him."
Outside.
"Harris," said Spike, "give us the gate key."
"Never," said Xander.
"I'll shag you wild," said Faith.
"Well," said Xander, "I'll just let you in."
"Thanks," said Faith, "I'll have to shag you later though."
~
Faith and Xander NEVER shagged.