Caitsville vs. Shinropolis
Chapter I
+The scene opens as Cloud and Tifa are walking around pointlessly, (How else do you begin a story?) and they come across a sign. The sign reads two words, each one marked with an arrow pointing opposite directions (hmm) and it appeared something like "Shinropolis-west/Caitsville-east". Well, using the logic they possessed (whatever of it that they had, that is) they came to the conclusion that it obviously had something to do with ice cream.+
Tifa: Hmm. Ice cream.
Cloud: Genius block again. How come this always happens to me?! *gets mad and kicks a tree*
Tifa: Wait a minute! Maybe this has something to do with Cait Sith and Shinra owning rival cities and they stupidly marked them to get other people to join the cities that have the way cooler names!
Cloud and Tifa: Nah.
Cloud: Hey! I think Shinra is behind some of this!
Tifa: Hmm. Could be!
+They meant to go towards Shinropolis, but instead they went to Caitsville, being that's the way this story has to go.+
(At Caitsville)
+Cloud and Tifa look around. The place is not huge and industrial, but technology has taken it's toll. (You don't think THEY thought of that sentence, do you?) There are some small, quaint houses, but what sticks out is a giant mansion shaped like an ice cream cone! (Oh my!). Also, they see a wooden stand, and a little girl looked strangely like...+
Cloud: Wait a minute! I know this one! It's uh...
Tifa: Geez Cloud! Can't you tell that's, uh... what's her name again?
+Yes, it's Marlene. I don't think you wanted to wait that long, did you?+
Cloud: Gee, thanks, Mr. Narrator dude! I can't believe I didn't know! *gets mad and hits Tifa*
Tifa: Ow!
+By the way, Cloud, you're welcome. Any way, they walk over to Marlene and read her sign. "Leminad, 25 gil, flowrs, 1 gil, cookys, 25 gil" (Yes, she can't spell very wel, oops typo.)
Cloud: Hey look, cookies! *starts to munch on the cookies and he pays no mind to Marlene, the price, or Tifa, for that matter.*
Marlene: Hey! You need to pay for those! Or I'm telling daddy, and he said that you're a…
+I don't think you want to hear what she said+
Tifa: Oh, such language!
Cloud: These cookies are tasty! Their mine now! Kwahaha!! *runs away with cookies and sits in corner, munching on them*
Tifa: Can I have some Leminad, please?
Marlene: What? Oh, okay. *gives her a glass of lemonade, and receives the money*
+After Cloud finally finishes his plate of cookies, he gets up, wipes his mouth of crumbs, and asks the recipe of the cookies+
Cloud: Hey, Marlene, what's the recipe for those cookies?
Marlene: I don't know, I got 'em from Hojo's diner. He says their "to die" for.
Cloud: What? Hojo?! *starts to grow arms out of his back*
Tifa: *sips lemonade* Ooo.
Marlene: Ooo.
+Ooo+
Cloud: Ahh! *grows fly wings on his head, and gets arachnid legs*
+Oh my! Cloud is being mutated by Hojo's cookies!! Will he ever turn back to normal? Will Marlene tell Barret? Will Tifa finish her leminad? What's with the ice cream building? Will I find a prize in my next cereal box? All these questions, (except the last) will hopefully be answered in the next brain-rotting chapter of, Caitsville vs. Shinropolis!!+
Chapter I
+The scene opens as Cloud and Tifa are walking around pointlessly, (How else do you begin a story?) and they come across a sign. The sign reads two words, each one marked with an arrow pointing opposite directions (hmm) and it appeared something like "Shinropolis-west/Caitsville-east". Well, using the logic they possessed (whatever of it that they had, that is) they came to the conclusion that it obviously had something to do with ice cream.+
Tifa: Hmm. Ice cream.
Cloud: Genius block again. How come this always happens to me?! *gets mad and kicks a tree*
Tifa: Wait a minute! Maybe this has something to do with Cait Sith and Shinra owning rival cities and they stupidly marked them to get other people to join the cities that have the way cooler names!
Cloud and Tifa: Nah.
Cloud: Hey! I think Shinra is behind some of this!
Tifa: Hmm. Could be!
+They meant to go towards Shinropolis, but instead they went to Caitsville, being that's the way this story has to go.+
(At Caitsville)
+Cloud and Tifa look around. The place is not huge and industrial, but technology has taken it's toll. (You don't think THEY thought of that sentence, do you?) There are some small, quaint houses, but what sticks out is a giant mansion shaped like an ice cream cone! (Oh my!). Also, they see a wooden stand, and a little girl looked strangely like...+
Cloud: Wait a minute! I know this one! It's uh...
Tifa: Geez Cloud! Can't you tell that's, uh... what's her name again?
+Yes, it's Marlene. I don't think you wanted to wait that long, did you?+
Cloud: Gee, thanks, Mr. Narrator dude! I can't believe I didn't know! *gets mad and hits Tifa*
Tifa: Ow!
+By the way, Cloud, you're welcome. Any way, they walk over to Marlene and read her sign. "Leminad, 25 gil, flowrs, 1 gil, cookys, 25 gil" (Yes, she can't spell very wel, oops typo.)
Cloud: Hey look, cookies! *starts to munch on the cookies and he pays no mind to Marlene, the price, or Tifa, for that matter.*
Marlene: Hey! You need to pay for those! Or I'm telling daddy, and he said that you're a…
+I don't think you want to hear what she said+
Tifa: Oh, such language!
Cloud: These cookies are tasty! Their mine now! Kwahaha!! *runs away with cookies and sits in corner, munching on them*
Tifa: Can I have some Leminad, please?
Marlene: What? Oh, okay. *gives her a glass of lemonade, and receives the money*
+After Cloud finally finishes his plate of cookies, he gets up, wipes his mouth of crumbs, and asks the recipe of the cookies+
Cloud: Hey, Marlene, what's the recipe for those cookies?
Marlene: I don't know, I got 'em from Hojo's diner. He says their "to die" for.
Cloud: What? Hojo?! *starts to grow arms out of his back*
Tifa: *sips lemonade* Ooo.
Marlene: Ooo.
+Ooo+
Cloud: Ahh! *grows fly wings on his head, and gets arachnid legs*
+Oh my! Cloud is being mutated by Hojo's cookies!! Will he ever turn back to normal? Will Marlene tell Barret? Will Tifa finish her leminad? What's with the ice cream building? Will I find a prize in my next cereal box? All these questions, (except the last) will hopefully be answered in the next brain-rotting chapter of, Caitsville vs. Shinropolis!!+