"Gimme some love! Gimme some skin!" Paige sang/screeched at the top of her voice. God she even sang like a stoopid goth.

Stephanie crept up behind her and bopped her over the head. Unfortunately it wasn't hard enough, and Paige spun around to face her looking incredibly angry.

"Uh oh," Stephanie said, fear creeping into her heart as she realised that - crap as she was - Paige was a force to be reckoned with.

"You're gonna regret that, demon face." Paige said, fuming. "Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp!" she stopped when she realised that Stephanie had disappeared under a huge pile of lamps which she'd TKOrbed at her.

KT skipped past with her wooly pink hat on. "What is it with you and lamps?" she chirped in that annoying way Phoebe does.

Paige glared at her. Then her face softned. "Actually, KT, you love lamps too!"

KT paused suspiciously and looked from Paige to the lamps to Paige to the lamps to Paige again in a very suspicious manner. "Really?" she said suspiciously. Okay, so I guess she was suspicious!

"Uh huh," Paige said, "and you love nothing more than to beat yourself up too!"

"Well," KT scratched her head, "You are my sister. I guess you know me better than anyone else..." And she began to smash her head off the wall. Paige couldn't stop laughing. Which is what provoked Piper's arrival in the room.

"What's going on I can hear the shrill cackle of a demon!" she barreled into the room. "Oh, it's just Paige," she noted sadly. "I hate her," she added. Then, seeing Paige's immense anger appear on said Paige's face, changed her opinion to "well I only hate her if the word hate means love!" She grinned sheepishly and left the room.

Leo orbed in.

Paige turned to the pile of lamps. "Ai! What am I gonna do with this mess?" There was a brief silence and then a lighbulb appeared over her head.

"Cool!" Leo said, staring at the lightbulb, "New power?" He orbed out.

Paige curled her lip in a very unattractive manner and turned to KT. "This mess. Clean it up. And any demons you happen to find that are breathing... kill them." Paige walked away. Then came back. "Here," she said, adjusting KT's wooly pink hat. "Oh, and this'll complete the look." She shoved a lollipop into KT's mouth. "Do NOT under any circumstances take that out. If I see you without it, the only reason I'll accept for it being gone is: one if you've finished, though in that case you better get another one. And two, someone shoved the existing one down your throat. But in that case, I'll kick you ass. In both cases, I'll kick your ass. Cos I like doing it." She walked away leaving KT sucking and staring helplessly at the huge pile of lamps.

Then she began to throw them left, right and centre. After about ten minutes of pure solid labour, she found a quivering Stephanie.

"KT! Thank god you're... hey what the f*ck is THAT!?!" Steph screamed, seeing the lollipop. "What kind of monstrosity have you become? And quit staring at me like that!" There was a mad kind of glint in KT's eyes that Stephanie had only seen once before. And she couldn't remember when that was. Probably at one of her APPP pep rallies. Anyhoo.

"You're a demon," KT said. "Must... kill... demon..."

And she lunged for her one and only true friend and partner.