The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike, Angel, Drucilla, and Darla are Human. (I changed To PG 13 for language)
We life off when Darla was reading Angel and Buffy their vows.
"Do you Princess Buffy," said Darla, "Take."
"Hurry up," said Angel, "say Man and Wife already."
"Fine," said Darla, "I pronounce you man and wife."
"Finn," said Angel, "lead Buffy to the Honeymoon Suite."
"Spike didn't save me," Buffy said.
Meanwhile Xander had let Spike, Giles, and Faith inside and were looking to assassinate Angel.
"Ahh," said Angel, "Spike your alive."
"Yes," said Spike, "and here to take what's mine."
"So sorry," said Angel, "we're married now."
"You son of a bitch," said Spike."
"Harris," said Angel really pissed now, "lock Spike in a room for a bit till I deal with these two."
"Your majesty," said Xander, "I'll do what you ask to Spike, just don't harm the girl she's good."
"What's your name miss," asked Angel.
"Faith," Faith said.
"Faith your free to go," said Angel, "It's just me and the old man."
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," said Giles, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"Yea right," said Angel.
Buffy was on her way to her suite with Riley.
"What a weird wedding," said Riley.
"Yes it Riley." Buffy said.
"Princess you should be happy," said Riley.
"I'm married to someone I don't love," said Buffy, "when I thought I lost Spike I died inside and I'm dieing again tonight."
"You died TWICE," said Riley.
"Yes," said Buffy, "and since Oz the miracle man wouldn't even be able to help my hurt I'm going to die for real."
"You mean off yourself," asked Riley.
"Yes," said Buffy.
Back to Angel and Giles who bean to battle it out.
"Jenny," said Giles, "I tried."
"You mean Jenny Calendar," said Angel, "her last words were that her husband would get me."
"Yep," said Giles, "Hello my name is Rupert Giles.you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
Buffy sat sadly in her room pulling a gun out from under the bed.
"Don't shoot," said a familiar voice, "what about the greatest love of all."
"Spike," said Buffy, "your alive."
"Yes," said Spike, "I had been practically dead by Angel's torture devices."
"No," said Buffy.
"Yes," said Spike, "then I got locked in a closet."
"Then," said Buffy.
"I herd your voice," said Spike, "and climbed through the air ducts."
"Well we're together," said Buffy.
Back to the fight.
"Rupert," said Angel, "I killed Jenny and I'll kill YOU."
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," said Giles, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"Bored now," said Angel.
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," Giles said louder, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"You want that on your tombstone," said Angel.
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," screamed Giles, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"Never," said Angel.
"How about a bribe," said Giles?
"Money," said Angel.
"You Divorce Buffy," said Giles.
"I'd rather die," said Angel.
"Very well," Giles said as he kills Angel.
"That wasn't so bad." Said Giles.
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike, Angel, Drucilla, and Darla are Human. (I changed To PG 13 for language)
We life off when Darla was reading Angel and Buffy their vows.
"Do you Princess Buffy," said Darla, "Take."
"Hurry up," said Angel, "say Man and Wife already."
"Fine," said Darla, "I pronounce you man and wife."
"Finn," said Angel, "lead Buffy to the Honeymoon Suite."
"Spike didn't save me," Buffy said.
Meanwhile Xander had let Spike, Giles, and Faith inside and were looking to assassinate Angel.
"Ahh," said Angel, "Spike your alive."
"Yes," said Spike, "and here to take what's mine."
"So sorry," said Angel, "we're married now."
"You son of a bitch," said Spike."
"Harris," said Angel really pissed now, "lock Spike in a room for a bit till I deal with these two."
"Your majesty," said Xander, "I'll do what you ask to Spike, just don't harm the girl she's good."
"What's your name miss," asked Angel.
"Faith," Faith said.
"Faith your free to go," said Angel, "It's just me and the old man."
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," said Giles, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"Yea right," said Angel.
Buffy was on her way to her suite with Riley.
"What a weird wedding," said Riley.
"Yes it Riley." Buffy said.
"Princess you should be happy," said Riley.
"I'm married to someone I don't love," said Buffy, "when I thought I lost Spike I died inside and I'm dieing again tonight."
"You died TWICE," said Riley.
"Yes," said Buffy, "and since Oz the miracle man wouldn't even be able to help my hurt I'm going to die for real."
"You mean off yourself," asked Riley.
"Yes," said Buffy.
Back to Angel and Giles who bean to battle it out.
"Jenny," said Giles, "I tried."
"You mean Jenny Calendar," said Angel, "her last words were that her husband would get me."
"Yep," said Giles, "Hello my name is Rupert Giles.you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
Buffy sat sadly in her room pulling a gun out from under the bed.
"Don't shoot," said a familiar voice, "what about the greatest love of all."
"Spike," said Buffy, "your alive."
"Yes," said Spike, "I had been practically dead by Angel's torture devices."
"No," said Buffy.
"Yes," said Spike, "then I got locked in a closet."
"Then," said Buffy.
"I herd your voice," said Spike, "and climbed through the air ducts."
"Well we're together," said Buffy.
Back to the fight.
"Rupert," said Angel, "I killed Jenny and I'll kill YOU."
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," said Giles, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"Bored now," said Angel.
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," Giles said louder, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"You want that on your tombstone," said Angel.
"Hello my name is Rupert Giles," screamed Giles, "you killed my wife.Prepare to die."
"Never," said Angel.
"How about a bribe," said Giles?
"Money," said Angel.
"You Divorce Buffy," said Giles.
"I'd rather die," said Angel.
"Very well," Giles said as he kills Angel.
"That wasn't so bad." Said Giles.