Caitsville vs. Shinropolis
Chapter II
+As Cloud is being horribly mutated, Tifa stands by and watches, and Marlene is learning things she shouldn't learn, instead of speling! Oh yeah, my prize didn't come, poop. Anyway, read chapter two, cause I'm thrilled as well.+
Cloud: Sorry to hear that Mr. Narrator dude, I mean, Aaagh!! *falls over and starts to grow tentacles*
Tifa: Hmm. Wow. *sips lemonade*
Marlene: Eww. Bye. *puts closing sign up and runs home screaming, "Daddy! I mutated Cloud!"*
Hojo: Hey, my cookies of infinite-super-duper-obnoxious-wonderful-sugary-mutating powers work. I think I'll call them ISDOWSM cookies. Hm? What's that you say Mr. Me? *pulls out a sock puppet of himself and does a poor job of ventriloquism*
Mr. Me: You are one smart cookie, Hojo.
Hojo and Mr. Me: *laugh and snort simultaneously, cause they're one person*
Tifa: *finishes lemonade* Oh, Hojo! I knew it was you all along!
Hojo: Darn.
Mr. Me: Darn.
Hojo: Shut up!
Mr. Me: Sorry.
+While Hojo converses with himself, Cloud is rolling around on the ground, craving attention in his mutated state.+
Cloud: Oh! The boo-boos! Oh! They hurt! Ooh!
+Tifa, Hojo, and Mr. Me all look at Cloud.+
Tifa: That is so pathetic, Cloud.
Cloud: Oh, sorry. *gets up, and ignores the horrible mutations on his body*
Hojo: Come to my diner! It tastes great! The grilled mako sandwiches are great!
Tifa: Sounds, uh… great!
Cloud: Great!
Mr. Me: Great!
+Great!+
Marlene: Great! Oh. *goes inside*
(After a great walk down the great streets of Caitsville, they end up at a place that says "Hojo's Diner! Open 25 hours a day! Closed on Thursdays." The words are cursive, but the J and the last O in Hojo's were dim, along with the 5. So it looked more like Ho's Diner, Open 2 hours a day")
+They all walk in and they spot Vincent at a seat, sitting in front of what appears to be a pancake. As he attempts to poke his fork into it, an arm grows out, grabs his fork, and throws it across the room.+
Vincent: Stupid Appendage cakes. *pulls out gun and blasts a big hole in the pancake, he now looks at his dead pancake* Great, more sins.
+Yuffie walks in (who knew), and looks over to Vincent, who seems to be staring at his plate*+
Yuffie: Ooo! *walks over to Vincent and looks at his holed pancake* Way cool, man! Can I have it?
Vincent: Sure, just don't eat it unless you like tasting gunpowder.
Yuffie: Okay, Dracula, don't have a cow.
Cloud: *looks at his utter* Oh crap.
+Yuffie starts to walk out of the diner when she notices Tifa, Cloud, Hojo, and Mr. Me.+
Yuffie: Hi! I own a cleaners company down the street. Come visit! *leaves*
Vincent: *Turns around in his spinny seat and notices Tifa, Cloud, Hojo, and Mr. Me. He in particular looks at Cloud, who has so many problems, I won't start.* Nice utters.
Cloud: No! He noticed! *gets mad and grabs Mr. Me from Hojo, then rips up the sock puppet and swallows it without chewing, then strangely using his mutation abilities, he regurgitates the sock puppet and looks at the acidy remains of Mr. Me.* Cool!
Hojo: No!!!! Mr. Me!!!!
Cloud: *puts the goop in a jar*
Hojo: *cries all the way to the kitchen*
Tifa: Delicious.
Vincent: So, what are you doing here?
Tifa: We were hungry, but not anymore. What are you doing here?
Vincent: Getting a break. I work as a butler for Cait Sith.
Cloud: Cait Sith!
+Hmm. Another plot-knot. Vincent Valentine, the so-called vampire, has been reduced to the minimal job as the butler of the toy feline, Cait Sith! What is Cait Sith's role in all of this? Will Hojo ever get over Mr. Me's death? Is Cloud going to live his life a freak? Read the next chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis! It's… great!
Chapter II
+As Cloud is being horribly mutated, Tifa stands by and watches, and Marlene is learning things she shouldn't learn, instead of speling! Oh yeah, my prize didn't come, poop. Anyway, read chapter two, cause I'm thrilled as well.+
Cloud: Sorry to hear that Mr. Narrator dude, I mean, Aaagh!! *falls over and starts to grow tentacles*
Tifa: Hmm. Wow. *sips lemonade*
Marlene: Eww. Bye. *puts closing sign up and runs home screaming, "Daddy! I mutated Cloud!"*
Hojo: Hey, my cookies of infinite-super-duper-obnoxious-wonderful-sugary-mutating powers work. I think I'll call them ISDOWSM cookies. Hm? What's that you say Mr. Me? *pulls out a sock puppet of himself and does a poor job of ventriloquism*
Mr. Me: You are one smart cookie, Hojo.
Hojo and Mr. Me: *laugh and snort simultaneously, cause they're one person*
Tifa: *finishes lemonade* Oh, Hojo! I knew it was you all along!
Hojo: Darn.
Mr. Me: Darn.
Hojo: Shut up!
Mr. Me: Sorry.
+While Hojo converses with himself, Cloud is rolling around on the ground, craving attention in his mutated state.+
Cloud: Oh! The boo-boos! Oh! They hurt! Ooh!
+Tifa, Hojo, and Mr. Me all look at Cloud.+
Tifa: That is so pathetic, Cloud.
Cloud: Oh, sorry. *gets up, and ignores the horrible mutations on his body*
Hojo: Come to my diner! It tastes great! The grilled mako sandwiches are great!
Tifa: Sounds, uh… great!
Cloud: Great!
Mr. Me: Great!
+Great!+
Marlene: Great! Oh. *goes inside*
(After a great walk down the great streets of Caitsville, they end up at a place that says "Hojo's Diner! Open 25 hours a day! Closed on Thursdays." The words are cursive, but the J and the last O in Hojo's were dim, along with the 5. So it looked more like Ho's Diner, Open 2 hours a day")
+They all walk in and they spot Vincent at a seat, sitting in front of what appears to be a pancake. As he attempts to poke his fork into it, an arm grows out, grabs his fork, and throws it across the room.+
Vincent: Stupid Appendage cakes. *pulls out gun and blasts a big hole in the pancake, he now looks at his dead pancake* Great, more sins.
+Yuffie walks in (who knew), and looks over to Vincent, who seems to be staring at his plate*+
Yuffie: Ooo! *walks over to Vincent and looks at his holed pancake* Way cool, man! Can I have it?
Vincent: Sure, just don't eat it unless you like tasting gunpowder.
Yuffie: Okay, Dracula, don't have a cow.
Cloud: *looks at his utter* Oh crap.
+Yuffie starts to walk out of the diner when she notices Tifa, Cloud, Hojo, and Mr. Me.+
Yuffie: Hi! I own a cleaners company down the street. Come visit! *leaves*
Vincent: *Turns around in his spinny seat and notices Tifa, Cloud, Hojo, and Mr. Me. He in particular looks at Cloud, who has so many problems, I won't start.* Nice utters.
Cloud: No! He noticed! *gets mad and grabs Mr. Me from Hojo, then rips up the sock puppet and swallows it without chewing, then strangely using his mutation abilities, he regurgitates the sock puppet and looks at the acidy remains of Mr. Me.* Cool!
Hojo: No!!!! Mr. Me!!!!
Cloud: *puts the goop in a jar*
Hojo: *cries all the way to the kitchen*
Tifa: Delicious.
Vincent: So, what are you doing here?
Tifa: We were hungry, but not anymore. What are you doing here?
Vincent: Getting a break. I work as a butler for Cait Sith.
Cloud: Cait Sith!
+Hmm. Another plot-knot. Vincent Valentine, the so-called vampire, has been reduced to the minimal job as the butler of the toy feline, Cait Sith! What is Cait Sith's role in all of this? Will Hojo ever get over Mr. Me's death? Is Cloud going to live his life a freak? Read the next chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis! It's… great!