The Princess Slayer

A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike, Angel, Drucilla, and Darla are Human. (I changed To PG 13 for language)





INSIDE THE HONEYMOON SUITE





"Spike," said Buffy, "forgive me."





"Why," Spike asked.





"I married him," said Buffy.





"No you didn't," said Spike, "you never said I do."





Just then Riley came in the room..





"Sad news," said Riley, "Angel's dead."





"Can you call Darla back," said Buffy, "Spike and I want to marry."





"It would be a pleasure." Said Riley.





"Say," said Spike, "where's Giles and Faith?"





"Well," said Riley, "Giles sadly died shortly after Angel did and Faith and Xander eloped."





Spike and Buffy got married late that night and the next day they met the town as king and queen. THE END





"That was beautiful," Dawn, said in a horse voice.





"You can talk," said Tara.





"Barely," said Dawn.





Just then Dawn's boyfriend Conner came into the room.

"Dawn," Conner said, "I came to bring you your homework and these flowers."

"Thanks Con," Dawn said, "will you stay a wile."

"As you wish," Conner said.