Caitsville vs. Shinropolis
Chapter III
+Well anyway, since you were probably so antsy about the next chapter, here it is. If you happen to be extremely forgetful, Vincent was talking about being the butler to Cait Sith. (Dum, dum, dum!)+
Vincent: Yes, Cait Sith. He's the president of Caitsville, he's almost like our absolute
Ruler. He lives in that triple scoop ice cream shaped building, the one with strawberry on top.
Cloud: I should've known! *gets mad and hits Vincent*
Vincent: Ow. *pulls out gun and shoots Cloud*
Cloud: Ahh! Ugh! Foowey! Ack! *falls over and wiggles around on the ground*
Vincent: *whispers* Cloud, get up, you're the main character, remember?
Cloud: Oh, yeah, thanks.
Tifa: *hangs out*
Vincent: Follow me, I'll take you to Cait Sith's building.
+Vincent, Cloud, and Tifa all walk over to the building that looks like an ice cream cone.+
Tifa: I knew it had to do with ice cream!
(Inside)
Speaker: Welcome to Cait Sith's mansion. You are currently in floor "cone". It is a lobby, a café, and an appointment sign-up area. The elevators are not far away. Thank you.
Cloud: Do we sign in?
Vincent: No, he'd get back to you in about 3 years, if you're lucky.
Tifa: Is he that popular?!
Vincent: No, just con-social. He picks a time when he feels talkative. But don't worry, I work here, so it's free passage for you.
Tifa: Yay! Kudos!
+They ride the elevator which plays Cait Sith's theme music (go figure) and the ride is kind of fun, if you're not riding with Tifa, who gets elevator sick.+
(At the top floor)
Speaker: Welcome to top floor "strawberry". Here you can meet Cait Sith himself. Enjoy.
Vincent: Follow me, trust me, you don't want to get lost in here. Yuffie learned that the hard way. *goes into a temporary flashback and quivers with disgust* The sins… the sins…
+They enter a room which has dollar signs for doorknobs+
(In Cait Sith's room)
Vincent: Sir… the guests arrive. *puts on his frilly pink apron* I know… the dishes.
+Vincent exits the room, as Tifa can't help but chuckle. The giant chair that sits in front of the business desk starts to turn. A crown is seen.+
???: Ahem!
Speaker: Oh, yes. Presenting, the one, the only, Cait Sith! *plays noble music*
Cait Sith: *hops up to the desk, and is seen fully, without the mog* Hello, Tifa, did you ditch Cloud for some monster yet? I knew you'd crack eventually. Not that you needed him, he was kind of an idiot. I mean, geez, what kind of jerk wears purple?
Tifa: Cait, it IS Cloud.
Cait Sith: Holy Martha! *falls off the desk, then climbs right back up* Sorry Cloud, but, why are you so ugly?
Cloud: That's mean! *gets mad and grabs Cait Sith, then throws him out the window*
Tifa: Oh dear, that's anger.
Cait Sith: *goes flying out the window, but magically levitates back to the room* You forget, I'm rich.
Vincent: *walks in, his face is charred, and so is his clothes. His hair is showing little flames, yet his apron is ZESTfully clean* The knob toward the middle is the stove, not the oven, right?
Cait Sith: No, it's the other way around.
Vincent: Darn, I wish I would have known Pine-Sol was flammable. I've ruined the cook's fine work. The sins…
Cait Sith: Would you shut up! Tell the cook that he better hurry with that soufflé! I'm hungry!
Vincent: Yes, sir.
Cait Sith: Ahem!
Vincent: I mean, "Oh supreme ruler Cait-ness"
Cait Sith: Close enough. *turns to Tifa and Cloud(?)* Now why are you here?
Cloud: We'd like to live here, Mr. Sith. *eyes widen* Do you…
Cait Sith: What? What??
Cloud: *whispers to Cait Sith*
Cait Sith: Yes, their in the vanilla floor, near the chocobo stables.
Cloud: *runs off*
Tifa: What was that about?
Cait Sith: N…Nothing.
+Ooo! Another pointless chapter! Cait Sith, the ice cream loving, cape wearing, egotistic luxury tycoon, has been asked a serious question. Whether or not to allow Cloud and Tifa to live in Caitsville. What will he say? Will Vincent and the cook make the soufflé in time? What was Cloud asking about? And what exactly is Shinropolis? And of course, will Cloud recover from his abnormal state? I guess all these questions will be answered in the following chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis! Have a nice day, kiddies!
Chapter III
+Well anyway, since you were probably so antsy about the next chapter, here it is. If you happen to be extremely forgetful, Vincent was talking about being the butler to Cait Sith. (Dum, dum, dum!)+
Vincent: Yes, Cait Sith. He's the president of Caitsville, he's almost like our absolute
Ruler. He lives in that triple scoop ice cream shaped building, the one with strawberry on top.
Cloud: I should've known! *gets mad and hits Vincent*
Vincent: Ow. *pulls out gun and shoots Cloud*
Cloud: Ahh! Ugh! Foowey! Ack! *falls over and wiggles around on the ground*
Vincent: *whispers* Cloud, get up, you're the main character, remember?
Cloud: Oh, yeah, thanks.
Tifa: *hangs out*
Vincent: Follow me, I'll take you to Cait Sith's building.
+Vincent, Cloud, and Tifa all walk over to the building that looks like an ice cream cone.+
Tifa: I knew it had to do with ice cream!
(Inside)
Speaker: Welcome to Cait Sith's mansion. You are currently in floor "cone". It is a lobby, a café, and an appointment sign-up area. The elevators are not far away. Thank you.
Cloud: Do we sign in?
Vincent: No, he'd get back to you in about 3 years, if you're lucky.
Tifa: Is he that popular?!
Vincent: No, just con-social. He picks a time when he feels talkative. But don't worry, I work here, so it's free passage for you.
Tifa: Yay! Kudos!
+They ride the elevator which plays Cait Sith's theme music (go figure) and the ride is kind of fun, if you're not riding with Tifa, who gets elevator sick.+
(At the top floor)
Speaker: Welcome to top floor "strawberry". Here you can meet Cait Sith himself. Enjoy.
Vincent: Follow me, trust me, you don't want to get lost in here. Yuffie learned that the hard way. *goes into a temporary flashback and quivers with disgust* The sins… the sins…
+They enter a room which has dollar signs for doorknobs+
(In Cait Sith's room)
Vincent: Sir… the guests arrive. *puts on his frilly pink apron* I know… the dishes.
+Vincent exits the room, as Tifa can't help but chuckle. The giant chair that sits in front of the business desk starts to turn. A crown is seen.+
???: Ahem!
Speaker: Oh, yes. Presenting, the one, the only, Cait Sith! *plays noble music*
Cait Sith: *hops up to the desk, and is seen fully, without the mog* Hello, Tifa, did you ditch Cloud for some monster yet? I knew you'd crack eventually. Not that you needed him, he was kind of an idiot. I mean, geez, what kind of jerk wears purple?
Tifa: Cait, it IS Cloud.
Cait Sith: Holy Martha! *falls off the desk, then climbs right back up* Sorry Cloud, but, why are you so ugly?
Cloud: That's mean! *gets mad and grabs Cait Sith, then throws him out the window*
Tifa: Oh dear, that's anger.
Cait Sith: *goes flying out the window, but magically levitates back to the room* You forget, I'm rich.
Vincent: *walks in, his face is charred, and so is his clothes. His hair is showing little flames, yet his apron is ZESTfully clean* The knob toward the middle is the stove, not the oven, right?
Cait Sith: No, it's the other way around.
Vincent: Darn, I wish I would have known Pine-Sol was flammable. I've ruined the cook's fine work. The sins…
Cait Sith: Would you shut up! Tell the cook that he better hurry with that soufflé! I'm hungry!
Vincent: Yes, sir.
Cait Sith: Ahem!
Vincent: I mean, "Oh supreme ruler Cait-ness"
Cait Sith: Close enough. *turns to Tifa and Cloud(?)* Now why are you here?
Cloud: We'd like to live here, Mr. Sith. *eyes widen* Do you…
Cait Sith: What? What??
Cloud: *whispers to Cait Sith*
Cait Sith: Yes, their in the vanilla floor, near the chocobo stables.
Cloud: *runs off*
Tifa: What was that about?
Cait Sith: N…Nothing.
+Ooo! Another pointless chapter! Cait Sith, the ice cream loving, cape wearing, egotistic luxury tycoon, has been asked a serious question. Whether or not to allow Cloud and Tifa to live in Caitsville. What will he say? Will Vincent and the cook make the soufflé in time? What was Cloud asking about? And what exactly is Shinropolis? And of course, will Cloud recover from his abnormal state? I guess all these questions will be answered in the following chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis! Have a nice day, kiddies!