I apologise for the general crapness of this chapter... Stephanie, it's your difficult task to rectify the damage I have done with this sh*t.
13. Hunger... Strikes!
So KT and Stephanie were officially friends again - better than ever, in fact!
"I hate you, suck-face! Give me that back!"
"Never, b*tch!"
"Khaaaa!"
"Thaaaa!"
"I don't know why I didn't kill you when I had the chance!"
"Please! Like you could ever take me!"
At that point, KT leapt on Stephanie and they began beating each other in a new war, let's call it the Tustle War 2002. Because I enjoy the word tustle. But straying from the point - as you can see, they were better friends than ever.
"Pass the popcorn, babes," Leo said.
"Babes?" Piper said, well mad. "Babes!?! How dare you you prick!!!" and she jumped on that idium Leo, who tried to defend himself because we all know about Piper's wrath. The couple got quite elaborate in their fighting, and Leo smashed into KT and Stephanie, who got even angrier.
"Kill the witch!" KT screamed.
"Who, me?" Piper said, confused. "I'm not a witch."
Everybody stopped and stared at Piper.
"Um, Piper, sweetie, love of my life?" Phoebe said tentatively, then walked right up to Piper's ear and screamed "YES YOU ARE!"
Piper looked momentarily blank. Then she said "oh yeah!" and slapped Phoebe.
So everyone was involved, except Prue and Paige who were sitting on the sidelines laughing.
"Isn't this amusing?" Prue said.
"Like, totally!" said idiot-face.
They looked at each other and smiled, then realised who it was they were smiling at, edged away from each other and looked away in disgust.
In the midst of the beatings, Stephanie crawled out and wandered through to the kitchen. She was soon joined by KT.
"I'm hungry," KT whined. Stephanie rolled her eyes.
"Right, let's get some grub." she said. She slapped KT who had giggled at the usage of the word 'grub'. She wandered over to the cupboard and got out some Lucky Charms. Oops, I mean, Lucky Charmeds. Squinting at the box, she uttered "huh. These custom made?"
Her musings were brought to screaming alongside KT as she saw the little blue blob which had attacked her partner!
"Hunger strikes!" it yelled and began beating KT with a big... spoon? Okay... but it was still terrifying.
"Help! Help!" Stephanie ran around in circles yelling. She ran into the wall. "Who put that wall there?" she asked, then was grabbed by the shoulders from behind. "Ahhhhh!" she shouted.
"Shut up shut up it's just me!"
Stephanie sighed relief and turned around. "Ahhhhhh!!!" she screamed again.
"Quiet you idiot!" said Prue. Oh, now I understand Steph reaction. "There isn't a wall there!"
A large question mark appeared above Stephanie's head.
"Is that your demonic power?" Prue asked.
Another question mark appeared. Stephanie turned aroun to face the wall she'd crashed into... wait... what wall? Prue was right - there WAS no wall.
"And what the hell's that?" Prue yelled, referring to the Shreddies monster which had beaten KT to unconsciousness.
Stephanie shrugged. "Dunno, but I'm not happy with it being alive."
Prue nodded, and TK'd the blue dood out the window. "Done and done" she said.
Stephanie kicked Prue in the kidney in thanks. Then sighed as she saw the once again unconscious KT on the floor. Prue left and went to kick Paige in. Stephani considered watching, then saw there was a spell on the kitchen table. Curiously, she picked it up.
'How to break the Charmed Ones'.
"Serendipity?" she said.
13. Hunger... Strikes!
So KT and Stephanie were officially friends again - better than ever, in fact!
"I hate you, suck-face! Give me that back!"
"Never, b*tch!"
"Khaaaa!"
"Thaaaa!"
"I don't know why I didn't kill you when I had the chance!"
"Please! Like you could ever take me!"
At that point, KT leapt on Stephanie and they began beating each other in a new war, let's call it the Tustle War 2002. Because I enjoy the word tustle. But straying from the point - as you can see, they were better friends than ever.
"Pass the popcorn, babes," Leo said.
"Babes?" Piper said, well mad. "Babes!?! How dare you you prick!!!" and she jumped on that idium Leo, who tried to defend himself because we all know about Piper's wrath. The couple got quite elaborate in their fighting, and Leo smashed into KT and Stephanie, who got even angrier.
"Kill the witch!" KT screamed.
"Who, me?" Piper said, confused. "I'm not a witch."
Everybody stopped and stared at Piper.
"Um, Piper, sweetie, love of my life?" Phoebe said tentatively, then walked right up to Piper's ear and screamed "YES YOU ARE!"
Piper looked momentarily blank. Then she said "oh yeah!" and slapped Phoebe.
So everyone was involved, except Prue and Paige who were sitting on the sidelines laughing.
"Isn't this amusing?" Prue said.
"Like, totally!" said idiot-face.
They looked at each other and smiled, then realised who it was they were smiling at, edged away from each other and looked away in disgust.
In the midst of the beatings, Stephanie crawled out and wandered through to the kitchen. She was soon joined by KT.
"I'm hungry," KT whined. Stephanie rolled her eyes.
"Right, let's get some grub." she said. She slapped KT who had giggled at the usage of the word 'grub'. She wandered over to the cupboard and got out some Lucky Charms. Oops, I mean, Lucky Charmeds. Squinting at the box, she uttered "huh. These custom made?"
Her musings were brought to screaming alongside KT as she saw the little blue blob which had attacked her partner!
"Hunger strikes!" it yelled and began beating KT with a big... spoon? Okay... but it was still terrifying.
"Help! Help!" Stephanie ran around in circles yelling. She ran into the wall. "Who put that wall there?" she asked, then was grabbed by the shoulders from behind. "Ahhhhh!" she shouted.
"Shut up shut up it's just me!"
Stephanie sighed relief and turned around. "Ahhhhhh!!!" she screamed again.
"Quiet you idiot!" said Prue. Oh, now I understand Steph reaction. "There isn't a wall there!"
A large question mark appeared above Stephanie's head.
"Is that your demonic power?" Prue asked.
Another question mark appeared. Stephanie turned aroun to face the wall she'd crashed into... wait... what wall? Prue was right - there WAS no wall.
"And what the hell's that?" Prue yelled, referring to the Shreddies monster which had beaten KT to unconsciousness.
Stephanie shrugged. "Dunno, but I'm not happy with it being alive."
Prue nodded, and TK'd the blue dood out the window. "Done and done" she said.
Stephanie kicked Prue in the kidney in thanks. Then sighed as she saw the once again unconscious KT on the floor. Prue left and went to kick Paige in. Stephani considered watching, then saw there was a spell on the kitchen table. Curiously, she picked it up.
'How to break the Charmed Ones'.
"Serendipity?" she said.