Caitsville vs. Shinropolis
Chapter IV
+Previously, Cloud and Tifa had asked to move in to Caitsville. Before Cait Sith could finish, Cloud had to do something right away.+
Cait Sith: So, you want to move into Caitsville?
Tifa: Yes.
Cloud: *hurries in* Yep.
Cait Sith: Well then, you need to uphold a proper business occupation.
Cloud and Tifa: Huh??
Cait Sith: In other words, get a job.
Cloud and Tifa: Oh.
Vincent: *runs in, with a gas mask over his head, and a soufflé, on a tray, in his hands* Your dinner.
Cait Sith: Oh goody gumdrops! What's with the hat?
Vincent: The smell of garlic agitates my nasal system.
Cloud and Tifa: Huh??
Cait Sith: Yeah, whatever. Just get me my chocolate milk, now!
Vincent: Yes, master Sith.
Cait Sith: Ooo, I like that, say it again.
Vincent: Master Sith.
Cait Sith: Nice. No promotion for you. Get back to work.
+Vincent leaves the room, and Cloud and Tifa are still in shock from the big words!+
Cait Sith: Ick. I don't want my soufflé until I get my chocolate milk.
Tifa: Mmm. Chocolate.
Cloud: What kind of job do we need?
Tifa: That's easy-peasy. I'll open a bar and--
Cait Sith: Hojo did that already.
Cloud: Airport?
Cait Sith: Cid.
Tifa: Home helpers?
Cait Sith: Yuffie.
Cloud: Library?
Cait Sith: Red XIII
Tifa: Weapon shop?
Cait Sith: Barret. Why don't you open a gas station!
Cloud and Tifa: Huh??
+All the sudden, Cloud starts to make strange wheezing sounds, and he jumps on Cait Sith's desk, then propels himself out the window and flies away with his fly wings.+
Cait Sith: Obviously, the life of a daredevil is in his future.
Tifa: What about me then?
Cait Sith: Um, uh, hmm…
Vincent: Your milk, Master Sith.
Cait Sith: Yum, yum! *snatches the milk from Vincent and puts it on his desk*
Vincent: *exits*
Tifa: Does he pop in at all the bad times?
Cait Sith: Yeah, mostly. I know!! I know, I know!! *dances* You can, uh, um, be a spy!
Tifa: A spy?
Cloud: A spy?
+A spy? Oh, sorry.+
Cait Sith: Yes, you see, our neighboring city, Shinropolis, is rivaling with us. They want to steal our lifetime supply of fat-free yogurt!!
Tifa: No!! The yogurt! *gets on her knees and cries*
Cait Sith: We still have some though, and you and fly-cow-spider-monkey-thing boy can spy for me!
Tifa: Isn't that a crime?
Cait Sith: Yes, why do you ask?
Tifa: Okay. *jumps out window*
Cait Sith: I'm glad I can get people to do my dirty work. The best part is, I'm filthy stinkin' rich!
+The scene finally changes to the outside of Cait Sith's mansion. Tifa is free falling to the ground, and Cloud is flying high. Cloud finally spots Tifa, and catches her. After a not-so-brief chit-chat, they head over to Shinropolis by sky, to complete Tifa's job with Cait Sith. What challenges await them in Shinropolis? Why is Cait Sith so rich? What is the point of this whole fan-fic? Find out the first one, most likely, in the next chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis!!
Chapter IV
+Previously, Cloud and Tifa had asked to move in to Caitsville. Before Cait Sith could finish, Cloud had to do something right away.+
Cait Sith: So, you want to move into Caitsville?
Tifa: Yes.
Cloud: *hurries in* Yep.
Cait Sith: Well then, you need to uphold a proper business occupation.
Cloud and Tifa: Huh??
Cait Sith: In other words, get a job.
Cloud and Tifa: Oh.
Vincent: *runs in, with a gas mask over his head, and a soufflé, on a tray, in his hands* Your dinner.
Cait Sith: Oh goody gumdrops! What's with the hat?
Vincent: The smell of garlic agitates my nasal system.
Cloud and Tifa: Huh??
Cait Sith: Yeah, whatever. Just get me my chocolate milk, now!
Vincent: Yes, master Sith.
Cait Sith: Ooo, I like that, say it again.
Vincent: Master Sith.
Cait Sith: Nice. No promotion for you. Get back to work.
+Vincent leaves the room, and Cloud and Tifa are still in shock from the big words!+
Cait Sith: Ick. I don't want my soufflé until I get my chocolate milk.
Tifa: Mmm. Chocolate.
Cloud: What kind of job do we need?
Tifa: That's easy-peasy. I'll open a bar and--
Cait Sith: Hojo did that already.
Cloud: Airport?
Cait Sith: Cid.
Tifa: Home helpers?
Cait Sith: Yuffie.
Cloud: Library?
Cait Sith: Red XIII
Tifa: Weapon shop?
Cait Sith: Barret. Why don't you open a gas station!
Cloud and Tifa: Huh??
+All the sudden, Cloud starts to make strange wheezing sounds, and he jumps on Cait Sith's desk, then propels himself out the window and flies away with his fly wings.+
Cait Sith: Obviously, the life of a daredevil is in his future.
Tifa: What about me then?
Cait Sith: Um, uh, hmm…
Vincent: Your milk, Master Sith.
Cait Sith: Yum, yum! *snatches the milk from Vincent and puts it on his desk*
Vincent: *exits*
Tifa: Does he pop in at all the bad times?
Cait Sith: Yeah, mostly. I know!! I know, I know!! *dances* You can, uh, um, be a spy!
Tifa: A spy?
Cloud: A spy?
+A spy? Oh, sorry.+
Cait Sith: Yes, you see, our neighboring city, Shinropolis, is rivaling with us. They want to steal our lifetime supply of fat-free yogurt!!
Tifa: No!! The yogurt! *gets on her knees and cries*
Cait Sith: We still have some though, and you and fly-cow-spider-monkey-thing boy can spy for me!
Tifa: Isn't that a crime?
Cait Sith: Yes, why do you ask?
Tifa: Okay. *jumps out window*
Cait Sith: I'm glad I can get people to do my dirty work. The best part is, I'm filthy stinkin' rich!
+The scene finally changes to the outside of Cait Sith's mansion. Tifa is free falling to the ground, and Cloud is flying high. Cloud finally spots Tifa, and catches her. After a not-so-brief chit-chat, they head over to Shinropolis by sky, to complete Tifa's job with Cait Sith. What challenges await them in Shinropolis? Why is Cait Sith so rich? What is the point of this whole fan-fic? Find out the first one, most likely, in the next chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis!!