Stephanie looked at the piece of paper and pursed her lips. Her eyes moved from the paper to her unconscious cohert. Finally, she chuckled and and crumpled the paper.
"I don't listen to inanimate objects anymore." Stephanie said and tossed the paper over her shoulder.
"So, I'm just a nobody to you now?" The toaster shrieked and slapped her.
Stephanie, slightly enraged, picked up the toaster and slammed it down over KT's head.
"Ha! That'll teach you to sass me, toaster!"
Stephanie then turned toward the doorway where Prue, Piper, Phoebe, and Leo were standing with concerned expressions.
"Um, are you feeling okay?" Phoebe asked.
"What? Of course!" Stephanie exclaimed. "Why would you think I'm not?"
"You just told our toaster not to sass you." Piper informed her.
"Yeah, well... where's idiot-face?" Stephanie asked.
"Prue told her to play on the interstate." Piper said. Then added in a low breath, "Idium."
"She's one of them!" Phoebe screeched and pointed at Piper.
Not good.
*****
A few minutes later in the attic, Stephanie, KT, and Piper had been entered into a not-so-good situation. You see, they were about to be human BBQ. Burned at the stake, yes, they were going to be... burned at the stake.
"I'm not one of them!" Piper wailed.
Stephanie rolled her eyes.
"Talking to them is useless." Steph said. "Can't you see they're wearing earmuffs?"
Prue, who was wearing earmuffs as previously stated by the character of Stephanie, nodded with a smile and gave a thumbs-up.
"Keep the gazelles off my lawn!" KT screamed then woke from her unconsciousness. "What the - ahhhh! What's going on?"
"We're being burned at the stake... with Piper." Stephanie said with a sigh.
Prue, Phoebe, and the useless Leo took off their earmuffs. Their ears weren't chilly anymore I guess.
"Piper, why?" Prue said and got teary-eyed. "I thought you were one of us. I mean, I know I chucked you down the stairs quite a lot and belittled every fiber of your being, but... I loved you. You were my sister. Why did you do this? Why are you making this happen?"
"Why, Piper, why?" KT screamed at Piper, teary-eyed.
"I know!" Stephanie exclaimed, tearing up as well. "Why couldn't you be a perfect sister? You made Prue have one of those moments where she is so sad it makes you want to cry! What in the world is the matter with you?"
"Why can't you be a good kid?" KT asked.
"I'm - uh - sorry?" Piper offered.
Prue clapped her hands.
"That's good enough for me!" Prue said... cheerily then used her power and untied Piper.
"Well, I mean, how could you not forgive her?" KT sniffed.
"I dunno." Steph sqeaked.
This was obviously a moment where there would be a hug, so KT and Steph leaned toward each other. Of course, the idiots forgot that they were tied to giant wooden poles and did not hug. They fell to the floor and smacked their heads.
"I hope this doesn't make us Halliwells." KT uttered before she and Stephanie lost consciousness for the umpteenth time.
"I don't listen to inanimate objects anymore." Stephanie said and tossed the paper over her shoulder.
"So, I'm just a nobody to you now?" The toaster shrieked and slapped her.
Stephanie, slightly enraged, picked up the toaster and slammed it down over KT's head.
"Ha! That'll teach you to sass me, toaster!"
Stephanie then turned toward the doorway where Prue, Piper, Phoebe, and Leo were standing with concerned expressions.
"Um, are you feeling okay?" Phoebe asked.
"What? Of course!" Stephanie exclaimed. "Why would you think I'm not?"
"You just told our toaster not to sass you." Piper informed her.
"Yeah, well... where's idiot-face?" Stephanie asked.
"Prue told her to play on the interstate." Piper said. Then added in a low breath, "Idium."
"She's one of them!" Phoebe screeched and pointed at Piper.
Not good.
*****
A few minutes later in the attic, Stephanie, KT, and Piper had been entered into a not-so-good situation. You see, they were about to be human BBQ. Burned at the stake, yes, they were going to be... burned at the stake.
"I'm not one of them!" Piper wailed.
Stephanie rolled her eyes.
"Talking to them is useless." Steph said. "Can't you see they're wearing earmuffs?"
Prue, who was wearing earmuffs as previously stated by the character of Stephanie, nodded with a smile and gave a thumbs-up.
"Keep the gazelles off my lawn!" KT screamed then woke from her unconsciousness. "What the - ahhhh! What's going on?"
"We're being burned at the stake... with Piper." Stephanie said with a sigh.
Prue, Phoebe, and the useless Leo took off their earmuffs. Their ears weren't chilly anymore I guess.
"Piper, why?" Prue said and got teary-eyed. "I thought you were one of us. I mean, I know I chucked you down the stairs quite a lot and belittled every fiber of your being, but... I loved you. You were my sister. Why did you do this? Why are you making this happen?"
"Why, Piper, why?" KT screamed at Piper, teary-eyed.
"I know!" Stephanie exclaimed, tearing up as well. "Why couldn't you be a perfect sister? You made Prue have one of those moments where she is so sad it makes you want to cry! What in the world is the matter with you?"
"Why can't you be a good kid?" KT asked.
"I'm - uh - sorry?" Piper offered.
Prue clapped her hands.
"That's good enough for me!" Prue said... cheerily then used her power and untied Piper.
"Well, I mean, how could you not forgive her?" KT sniffed.
"I dunno." Steph sqeaked.
This was obviously a moment where there would be a hug, so KT and Steph leaned toward each other. Of course, the idiots forgot that they were tied to giant wooden poles and did not hug. They fell to the floor and smacked their heads.
"I hope this doesn't make us Halliwells." KT uttered before she and Stephanie lost consciousness for the umpteenth time.