Caitsville vs. Shinropolis
Chapter V
+In the last chapter, there was a long talk with President Sith, and Cloud and Tifa are to be spies for Caitsville. They are now entering the enigmatic Shinropolis, the place where they have heard so much about, yet never seen+
Tifa: Hey, look! Houses!
Cloud: Ooo! Houses!
Tifa: Maybe this is Shinropolis! That place that has nothing to do with ice cream!
Cloud: Huh?
+Cloud was not paying attention, and crashed into a building that had a giant holographic marquee reading, "Just do it, drink Liquid Mako. It'll change you!" From the crash, they plummeted to the ground.+
(In Shinropolis)
Tifa: Where are we?
???: You're in Shinropolis!
Cloud: Really?
+Cloud and Tifa wake up to see a 13 year old boy with brown hair looking at them. He was wearing a beige trench coat, and his hands were stuffed in his pockets.+
Rufus: My name's Rufus Theodore Dominic Shinra III, but you can call me Rufus.
Tifa: Hey! The President of Shinra's name was Rufus Shinra! Are you related to him?
Rufus: Uh… no! No relation at all!
Tifa: Darn, you're name sounded so much like his!
Cloud: *gets up and dusts himself off* Wow! This place is huge!
Rufus: *sees Cloud* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tifa: Oh, that's my uh… assistant, Cloud!
Rufus: Why's he so ugly?
Cloud: Hey! *gets mad and does the Macarena*
Tifa: He ate a ISDOWSM cookie, I think.
Rufus: Is that an Interesting-strange-delicious-odd-weird-smelly-moldy cookie?
Tifa: No it's an icy-slippery-dangerous-oval-webbed-stinky-mangy cookie.
Rufus: Oh, that explains everything! I think I can cure him!
Tifa: Really!?
Rufus: No, but I'll try.
+They all walk into a laboratory that has floating eyeballs and liquidy, slimy chemicals. Rufus pulls off his trench coat and turns it inside-out into a lab coat.+
Rufus: Ta da!
Tifa and Cloud: Oooo!
Rufus: Now, Clod, if you'll just…
Cloud: It's Cloud! Wait a minute, um, yeah! It's Cloud!
Rufus: Whatever. If you'll just walk into this thermo-cell, I'll press a few pretty colored buttons, and we'll all cross our fingers, okay?
Cloud: Sounds trusting enough to me.
+Cloud walks into the cell and Rufus presses a yellow button, and it closes. After a few button pressings, the whole cell fills with smoke. After the smoke clears, Cloud has been turned inside-out.+
Tifa: Urp… *throws up all over Rufus and then runs to the bathroom*
Rufus: Drat! Not right!
+He presses a few more buttons, and after the smoke clears Cloud is back to his previously mutated self, just shrunken. Again, he attempts by pressing buttons and after the smoke clears for the third time, he is back to normal!+
Rufus: Success!
Tifa: Hey! My barf is green!
Rufus: Hey! Let me do experiments on your barf!
+Tifa leaves anyway and she motions for Cloud to follow. As Cloud walks out of the cell, he seems very normal, and he exits the building. Following him are 3 clones and they come out and notice Rufus.+
Cloud Clone #1: Hello Rufus!
Cloud Clone #2: You're looking spiffy today!
Cloud Clone #3: Let's go get Chinese!
Rufus: Nooooooooooooooooooo *takes a breath* oooooooooooooooooooooo!
+The scene switch-a-roos to Cloud (the real one) and Tifa heading to the giant life-like replica of the Shinra Building. It looks so much like the Shinra Building that they actually like it's looks compared to Cait Sith's ice cream mansion. What will they find in the building? Have Vincent's butler outbursts ended? What will Rufus and the Cloud Clones get from the Chinese restaurant? Will I really care? Read the next chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis before Cait Sith orders Vincent to shoot you!
Chapter V
+In the last chapter, there was a long talk with President Sith, and Cloud and Tifa are to be spies for Caitsville. They are now entering the enigmatic Shinropolis, the place where they have heard so much about, yet never seen+
Tifa: Hey, look! Houses!
Cloud: Ooo! Houses!
Tifa: Maybe this is Shinropolis! That place that has nothing to do with ice cream!
Cloud: Huh?
+Cloud was not paying attention, and crashed into a building that had a giant holographic marquee reading, "Just do it, drink Liquid Mako. It'll change you!" From the crash, they plummeted to the ground.+
(In Shinropolis)
Tifa: Where are we?
???: You're in Shinropolis!
Cloud: Really?
+Cloud and Tifa wake up to see a 13 year old boy with brown hair looking at them. He was wearing a beige trench coat, and his hands were stuffed in his pockets.+
Rufus: My name's Rufus Theodore Dominic Shinra III, but you can call me Rufus.
Tifa: Hey! The President of Shinra's name was Rufus Shinra! Are you related to him?
Rufus: Uh… no! No relation at all!
Tifa: Darn, you're name sounded so much like his!
Cloud: *gets up and dusts himself off* Wow! This place is huge!
Rufus: *sees Cloud* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tifa: Oh, that's my uh… assistant, Cloud!
Rufus: Why's he so ugly?
Cloud: Hey! *gets mad and does the Macarena*
Tifa: He ate a ISDOWSM cookie, I think.
Rufus: Is that an Interesting-strange-delicious-odd-weird-smelly-moldy cookie?
Tifa: No it's an icy-slippery-dangerous-oval-webbed-stinky-mangy cookie.
Rufus: Oh, that explains everything! I think I can cure him!
Tifa: Really!?
Rufus: No, but I'll try.
+They all walk into a laboratory that has floating eyeballs and liquidy, slimy chemicals. Rufus pulls off his trench coat and turns it inside-out into a lab coat.+
Rufus: Ta da!
Tifa and Cloud: Oooo!
Rufus: Now, Clod, if you'll just…
Cloud: It's Cloud! Wait a minute, um, yeah! It's Cloud!
Rufus: Whatever. If you'll just walk into this thermo-cell, I'll press a few pretty colored buttons, and we'll all cross our fingers, okay?
Cloud: Sounds trusting enough to me.
+Cloud walks into the cell and Rufus presses a yellow button, and it closes. After a few button pressings, the whole cell fills with smoke. After the smoke clears, Cloud has been turned inside-out.+
Tifa: Urp… *throws up all over Rufus and then runs to the bathroom*
Rufus: Drat! Not right!
+He presses a few more buttons, and after the smoke clears Cloud is back to his previously mutated self, just shrunken. Again, he attempts by pressing buttons and after the smoke clears for the third time, he is back to normal!+
Rufus: Success!
Tifa: Hey! My barf is green!
Rufus: Hey! Let me do experiments on your barf!
+Tifa leaves anyway and she motions for Cloud to follow. As Cloud walks out of the cell, he seems very normal, and he exits the building. Following him are 3 clones and they come out and notice Rufus.+
Cloud Clone #1: Hello Rufus!
Cloud Clone #2: You're looking spiffy today!
Cloud Clone #3: Let's go get Chinese!
Rufus: Nooooooooooooooooooo *takes a breath* oooooooooooooooooooooo!
+The scene switch-a-roos to Cloud (the real one) and Tifa heading to the giant life-like replica of the Shinra Building. It looks so much like the Shinra Building that they actually like it's looks compared to Cait Sith's ice cream mansion. What will they find in the building? Have Vincent's butler outbursts ended? What will Rufus and the Cloud Clones get from the Chinese restaurant? Will I really care? Read the next chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis before Cait Sith orders Vincent to shoot you!