Chapter 15?
Fourteen - count 'em - fourteen days later, KT and Stephanie woke up.
They were still lying on the floor, bound to the big poles.
Steph's eyes slowly got wider and wider.
"KT?" she said timidly, "is that... you... touching my leg?"
KT rolled over as much as she could to look at her buddee. "Um, no. Do you want it to be?" she added with a seductive wink.
Stephanie pulled her disgusted eyes off KT's face and uncertainly directed them to her legs. Then she screamed. "Phoebe! Stop humping my leg!" she yelled. KT's face went as white as Paige.
"Oh my god oh my god," she stuttered, "someone! Help! Phoebe's on the rampage! It's a raging lesbium on the loose!" She instantly began to struggle harder than ever against the ropes. "It'd be great if I randomly got a new power right about now," she said hopefully and obviously.
And lo! Did she ever! It was one of those times when the word 'serendipity' doesn't really fit but still is used. KT received a new power.
She shimmered out.
"Aiiii!" Stephanie squealed, "get it off get it off!" Phoebe was holding on tight. Stephanie kicked the big ol lesbium but still it didn't work. "KT! Where'd you go?" she yelled at the wall.
KT shimmered back in. "Check out my new power!" she said gleefully and began shimmering in and out like some shimmer junkie.
Stephanie froze and stared at KT. "Wait a minute..." she mused, "you... we... we could already shimmer. That's not a new power at all!"
"Huh," KT pondered, "must've forgot."
Stephanie shimmered out. Phoebe looked confused, then her gaze shifted to KT with a hungry look.
"Oh no you don't," KT said quicky, before snaffling Phoebe's wooly pink hat and following Stephanie. A disembodied voice, which I'm almost positive was KT's yelled "Shimmertastic!"
* * *
The two idiums - I mean... no, actually I did mean idiums - shimmered into the kitchen.
"After fourteen days of general unconsciousness, I'm hungry!" Stephanie said and began raiding the cupboards. "Hey," she stepped back, frowning, "where's all the grub?"
KT smirked. "You just said the word 'grub'. I won't forget that. Anyhoo. I have two suggestions for the general lack of foodal eateries. Either there is none cos the Charmed Ones are all anorexic hoedowns. Rr this whole f*ck off pink mansion is a set."
"Anorexic, eh?" Stephanie said and rubbed her chin. "Man I need to shave!" she shimmered out.
"You're telling me." KT said, and decided she looked cool with her beard so left it.
"KT!"
KT screamed in shock as she spun around to see Prue squinting at her.
"Ohmygod," she screeched dementedly, and said it like it was one word. "Prue. How long have you been standing there?"
Prue shrugged. "Couple of days, give or take."
KT blinked. "Oh hoh..."
Prue began circling KT staring at her. KT felt incredibly uncomfortable, which I guess is what Prue was trying to achieve. Wow for once she didn't fail!
KT flinched and randomly said "That kid... that kid, is back, on the ESCALATOR!!!"
Prue blinked. "What? You wanna do it in the elevator?"
KT stared. "Prue! Mallrats was seven - count em - seven years ago!" (I like the way I've said this in a different story too) "Get over it!" She picked up a piece of paper that was stuck to Prue's... hair and looked at it.
"How to defeat the Charmed Ones," was the title she read.
Prue snatched it off her. "That's not the spell," she said, indignant, "it's actually called," and she squinted here, "How to make tapioca pudding and pour it down your pants!"
"Really?" KT said. "Huh. I'm sure it said," she grabbed it back, "How to defeat the Charmed Ones. Oh, Prue, it SO does say that! You're just half blind from your squint and can't see good!"
KT ran away.
Prue continued to talk quite normally, as if KT was still there. "What do you mean squint? You know as well as I that I have perfect 634522:0.9 vision. What do you propose I do to proove it?"
* * *
In Piper's bed... room, KT was lying on the bed with the spell. She'd quite taken to hanging about in Piper's bed... room, especially when Piper was...n't there.
"Maybe I should recite this," she mused, "Stephanie may not listen to inatimate objects, but I sure as hell do!"
Stephanie mosied in, clean-shaven. "KT, what da hell are you doing in Piper's bed...room?" she shrieked.
KT looked up, shocked. "I, was... uh..."
A groan was heard from under the duvet. Piper woke up. "What the F*CK!!!" she screamed.
KT and Stephanie exchanged glances. "Uh oh..."
* * *
Go steph!
* * *
KT COMES UP TO THE... CAMERA.
KT: Jewel-Halliwell is the queen of them all!!! THE QUEEN!!
See? I'm... making it worth your while... aren't I?
Everybody, as no questions about the last bit you just saw. If you ask, you get keeled.
Fourteen - count 'em - fourteen days later, KT and Stephanie woke up.
They were still lying on the floor, bound to the big poles.
Steph's eyes slowly got wider and wider.
"KT?" she said timidly, "is that... you... touching my leg?"
KT rolled over as much as she could to look at her buddee. "Um, no. Do you want it to be?" she added with a seductive wink.
Stephanie pulled her disgusted eyes off KT's face and uncertainly directed them to her legs. Then she screamed. "Phoebe! Stop humping my leg!" she yelled. KT's face went as white as Paige.
"Oh my god oh my god," she stuttered, "someone! Help! Phoebe's on the rampage! It's a raging lesbium on the loose!" She instantly began to struggle harder than ever against the ropes. "It'd be great if I randomly got a new power right about now," she said hopefully and obviously.
And lo! Did she ever! It was one of those times when the word 'serendipity' doesn't really fit but still is used. KT received a new power.
She shimmered out.
"Aiiii!" Stephanie squealed, "get it off get it off!" Phoebe was holding on tight. Stephanie kicked the big ol lesbium but still it didn't work. "KT! Where'd you go?" she yelled at the wall.
KT shimmered back in. "Check out my new power!" she said gleefully and began shimmering in and out like some shimmer junkie.
Stephanie froze and stared at KT. "Wait a minute..." she mused, "you... we... we could already shimmer. That's not a new power at all!"
"Huh," KT pondered, "must've forgot."
Stephanie shimmered out. Phoebe looked confused, then her gaze shifted to KT with a hungry look.
"Oh no you don't," KT said quicky, before snaffling Phoebe's wooly pink hat and following Stephanie. A disembodied voice, which I'm almost positive was KT's yelled "Shimmertastic!"
* * *
The two idiums - I mean... no, actually I did mean idiums - shimmered into the kitchen.
"After fourteen days of general unconsciousness, I'm hungry!" Stephanie said and began raiding the cupboards. "Hey," she stepped back, frowning, "where's all the grub?"
KT smirked. "You just said the word 'grub'. I won't forget that. Anyhoo. I have two suggestions for the general lack of foodal eateries. Either there is none cos the Charmed Ones are all anorexic hoedowns. Rr this whole f*ck off pink mansion is a set."
"Anorexic, eh?" Stephanie said and rubbed her chin. "Man I need to shave!" she shimmered out.
"You're telling me." KT said, and decided she looked cool with her beard so left it.
"KT!"
KT screamed in shock as she spun around to see Prue squinting at her.
"Ohmygod," she screeched dementedly, and said it like it was one word. "Prue. How long have you been standing there?"
Prue shrugged. "Couple of days, give or take."
KT blinked. "Oh hoh..."
Prue began circling KT staring at her. KT felt incredibly uncomfortable, which I guess is what Prue was trying to achieve. Wow for once she didn't fail!
KT flinched and randomly said "That kid... that kid, is back, on the ESCALATOR!!!"
Prue blinked. "What? You wanna do it in the elevator?"
KT stared. "Prue! Mallrats was seven - count em - seven years ago!" (I like the way I've said this in a different story too) "Get over it!" She picked up a piece of paper that was stuck to Prue's... hair and looked at it.
"How to defeat the Charmed Ones," was the title she read.
Prue snatched it off her. "That's not the spell," she said, indignant, "it's actually called," and she squinted here, "How to make tapioca pudding and pour it down your pants!"
"Really?" KT said. "Huh. I'm sure it said," she grabbed it back, "How to defeat the Charmed Ones. Oh, Prue, it SO does say that! You're just half blind from your squint and can't see good!"
KT ran away.
Prue continued to talk quite normally, as if KT was still there. "What do you mean squint? You know as well as I that I have perfect 634522:0.9 vision. What do you propose I do to proove it?"
* * *
In Piper's bed... room, KT was lying on the bed with the spell. She'd quite taken to hanging about in Piper's bed... room, especially when Piper was...n't there.
"Maybe I should recite this," she mused, "Stephanie may not listen to inatimate objects, but I sure as hell do!"
Stephanie mosied in, clean-shaven. "KT, what da hell are you doing in Piper's bed...room?" she shrieked.
KT looked up, shocked. "I, was... uh..."
A groan was heard from under the duvet. Piper woke up. "What the F*CK!!!" she screamed.
KT and Stephanie exchanged glances. "Uh oh..."
* * *
Go steph!
* * *
KT COMES UP TO THE... CAMERA.
KT: Jewel-Halliwell is the queen of them all!!! THE QUEEN!!
See? I'm... making it worth your while... aren't I?
Everybody, as no questions about the last bit you just saw. If you ask, you get keeled.