Caitsville vs. Shinropolis
Chapter VI
+When we last left our idiots, they were walking toward the Shinra Building(?) and were wondering what they would find. As they approach the double doors, they come across the difficult choice whether to sneak in or bust in? Oh no, but which door to use. The left or the right. It was a difficult choice, really. Cloud said the left, it was the obvious choice, but Tifa said the right, because left is unlucky. Then our couple of Einstein's decided to use both of them!+
Tifa: Ready…
Cloud: Set…
Tifa and Cloud: Pickled cheese curds!
(They fall inside)
Tifa: Wow, this place is huge-mongous!
Cloud: I know! It's uh… big!
???: Welcome to my building!
Tifa: It's a bird!
Cloud: It's a plane!
+No, it's Reeve!+
Reeve: I know, har har har! *snort*
Tifa: What are you doing?
Cloud: Yeah, aren't you supposed to be with Cait?
Reeve: No, actually, I believe that fighting with myself is fun. And since I'm the smartest, I win anyway! You probably didn't know, I'm the President of Shinropolis!
Cloud: Yeah! And I'm not the real Cloud!
Tifa: Huh??
Cloud: I'm actually Clod! Cloud's twin sister!
Tifa: What??
Clod: *pulls off idiotic spiky wig and reveals blonde pigtails* Ta da!
Tifa: Noooooooo!!!! *stops screaming* Wait, then where's Cloud?
(In Rufus' lab, inside the thermo-cell, still in mutated form)
Cloud: Rufus!! Tifa!! Mommy!! Heeelllppp!!
(Back to the original scene)
Tifa: How come I'm stuck with you! I'd rather be with my mutated boyfriend then with you!
Reeve: Ooooh! Busted!
Clod: *snaps fingers* You startin' girl!
Tifa: Yeah, girl!
+Tifa and Clod get in a fight, and obviously Tifa wins, because she knows all her Limit Breaks. Clod is tossed to the side, one of her pigtails are undone.+
Clod: Uuuhh… *feels weak*
Reeve: Good show, Miss Lockhart.
Tifa: Thank you, hey wait! How did you know my last name?
Reeve: My personal spy, duh!
Tifa: Oh.
+Rufus busts in followed by 3 Cloud clones.+
Rufus: Heeelllp!!!
Reeve: Hey, Sephiroth is coming out of a volcano!
Cloud clones #1,2,3: Oh deary me!
(All the Cloud clones exit the room)
Reeve: That should keep them away for a while.
(At Mt. St. Helens)
Cloud clones #1,2,3: Die, Sephiroth!
+All three of the clones jump into the volcano followed by a strange hissing noise. Oh, well.+
(Back at the Shinra Building)
Rufus: Thanks, Reeve.
Reeve: You're welcome.
Tifa: What about the real Cloud? Where is he?
Rufus: Probably still in the thermo-cell. I never pressed the blueish-yellow button.
Tifa: What's that do?
Rufus: I haven't the slightest.
Reeve: Anyway, why are you here, Tifa?
Tifa: I'm spying on you!
Reeve: Really, oh, that's okay then. I mean, uh… NO!!! Not our secret information!! No!! Our yogurt!! No!!! It's ours!!
Tifa: Nuh uh! It belongs to Caitsville! They make the milk!
Rufus: She has a point Reeve.
Reeve: Oh dear. *runs to elevator and goes to 60th floor*
+Hmm. Another problem arises! Reeve has been boxed in by Tifa and Rufus (in a way). What will he do to react? Will Tifa succeed? Will Cloud get out of the Thermo-cell? What the heck is Rufus doing, anyway? And, what is so attractive about pigtails? Read the next death-defying, heart stopping, not really amazing chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis! I can't wait!
Chapter VI
+When we last left our idiots, they were walking toward the Shinra Building(?) and were wondering what they would find. As they approach the double doors, they come across the difficult choice whether to sneak in or bust in? Oh no, but which door to use. The left or the right. It was a difficult choice, really. Cloud said the left, it was the obvious choice, but Tifa said the right, because left is unlucky. Then our couple of Einstein's decided to use both of them!+
Tifa: Ready…
Cloud: Set…
Tifa and Cloud: Pickled cheese curds!
(They fall inside)
Tifa: Wow, this place is huge-mongous!
Cloud: I know! It's uh… big!
???: Welcome to my building!
Tifa: It's a bird!
Cloud: It's a plane!
+No, it's Reeve!+
Reeve: I know, har har har! *snort*
Tifa: What are you doing?
Cloud: Yeah, aren't you supposed to be with Cait?
Reeve: No, actually, I believe that fighting with myself is fun. And since I'm the smartest, I win anyway! You probably didn't know, I'm the President of Shinropolis!
Cloud: Yeah! And I'm not the real Cloud!
Tifa: Huh??
Cloud: I'm actually Clod! Cloud's twin sister!
Tifa: What??
Clod: *pulls off idiotic spiky wig and reveals blonde pigtails* Ta da!
Tifa: Noooooooo!!!! *stops screaming* Wait, then where's Cloud?
(In Rufus' lab, inside the thermo-cell, still in mutated form)
Cloud: Rufus!! Tifa!! Mommy!! Heeelllppp!!
(Back to the original scene)
Tifa: How come I'm stuck with you! I'd rather be with my mutated boyfriend then with you!
Reeve: Ooooh! Busted!
Clod: *snaps fingers* You startin' girl!
Tifa: Yeah, girl!
+Tifa and Clod get in a fight, and obviously Tifa wins, because she knows all her Limit Breaks. Clod is tossed to the side, one of her pigtails are undone.+
Clod: Uuuhh… *feels weak*
Reeve: Good show, Miss Lockhart.
Tifa: Thank you, hey wait! How did you know my last name?
Reeve: My personal spy, duh!
Tifa: Oh.
+Rufus busts in followed by 3 Cloud clones.+
Rufus: Heeelllp!!!
Reeve: Hey, Sephiroth is coming out of a volcano!
Cloud clones #1,2,3: Oh deary me!
(All the Cloud clones exit the room)
Reeve: That should keep them away for a while.
(At Mt. St. Helens)
Cloud clones #1,2,3: Die, Sephiroth!
+All three of the clones jump into the volcano followed by a strange hissing noise. Oh, well.+
(Back at the Shinra Building)
Rufus: Thanks, Reeve.
Reeve: You're welcome.
Tifa: What about the real Cloud? Where is he?
Rufus: Probably still in the thermo-cell. I never pressed the blueish-yellow button.
Tifa: What's that do?
Rufus: I haven't the slightest.
Reeve: Anyway, why are you here, Tifa?
Tifa: I'm spying on you!
Reeve: Really, oh, that's okay then. I mean, uh… NO!!! Not our secret information!! No!! Our yogurt!! No!!! It's ours!!
Tifa: Nuh uh! It belongs to Caitsville! They make the milk!
Rufus: She has a point Reeve.
Reeve: Oh dear. *runs to elevator and goes to 60th floor*
+Hmm. Another problem arises! Reeve has been boxed in by Tifa and Rufus (in a way). What will he do to react? Will Tifa succeed? Will Cloud get out of the Thermo-cell? What the heck is Rufus doing, anyway? And, what is so attractive about pigtails? Read the next death-defying, heart stopping, not really amazing chapter of Caitsville vs. Shinropolis! I can't wait!