KT, you can't hurt for When She Was Evil II, I mean... I - I - well, *stutters, then just plain overreacting* You just can't!
So, our heroes were - oh, whoops. Wrong story. *Ahem* So, our idiots were in Piper's bed...room and Piper had just woken up from some sort of unexplained unconsciousness.
"What the freaking... heck." Piper said and stood up. She dusted herself off as people always do when they get up from the ground, even if they aren't dusty at all.
"Heck?" Stephanie repeated.
KT and Steph looked at each other, but held in their giggles because Piper would've hurt them.
"Why did I just wake up from an unexplained unconscious state of being?" Piper asked.
"Well, you see," KT said. "Uh...Phoebe accused you of being one of us then, you're going to think this is simply hilarious, you were almost kinda sorta burned at the stake, but there was some sort of mix-up and... well, hey, it's fourteen days later and we've got no idea what's going on."
"So, this is all you're fault?" Piper asked, then slapped Steph.
"No, it's Phoebe's fault." KT sighed. "Were you not listening?"
"Actually," Piper said and slapped KT. "I wasn't."
Piper then left the room because.... she just did. So there.
"Want to sell her stuff on ebay?" Steph asked.
* *
"And so KT," Prue summed up. "As has been demonstrated by the wonderful me, I have perfect eyesight."
Piper walked into the kitchen then looked around.
"Uh, Pruesie, who were ya talking to?" Piper asked. Pruesie. Ha. I've got to write that one down.
"I was just showing KT here," Prue said and pointed to a bag of flour that had a smiley face drawn on it. "That my eyesight is like the best."
Phoebe walked into the kitchen, smiling as evilly as the little idiot could, and carrying a black marker.
"Prue, I kind of, but not really, hate to tell you this, but you've been talking to a bag of flour." Piper said. "Phoebe just put a smiley face on it."
"Look here," Prue said. Piper and Phoebe did, but then realized it was just an expression.
"I am not that little Stephanie demon-girl-idiot... thing." Prue continued. "I do not talk to inanimate objects."
"But she doesn't talk to them anymore either." Phoebe said. "So, you are like her."
Prue smacked Phoebe because...well, she's Phoebe. Then the toaster smacked Phoebe because we all know how the toaster feels about being ignored.
At that precise moment,
"Serendipity?" Piper inquired. Shut up, Piper.
KT and Stephanie came rolling into the kitchen, mid-fight. They had one of Piper's slippers and were pretty close to ripping it in half.
"I get the profits from this one!" Stephanie screeched.
"No way!" KT yelled. "You already got the money from her one-of-a-kind pretty, pretty princess tea set!"
"You know," Piper said. "That's funny, 'cause I think I've got one of those."
A/N: I apologize for this chapter. And KT, please don't hurt me.
So, our heroes were - oh, whoops. Wrong story. *Ahem* So, our idiots were in Piper's bed...room and Piper had just woken up from some sort of unexplained unconsciousness.
"What the freaking... heck." Piper said and stood up. She dusted herself off as people always do when they get up from the ground, even if they aren't dusty at all.
"Heck?" Stephanie repeated.
KT and Steph looked at each other, but held in their giggles because Piper would've hurt them.
"Why did I just wake up from an unexplained unconscious state of being?" Piper asked.
"Well, you see," KT said. "Uh...Phoebe accused you of being one of us then, you're going to think this is simply hilarious, you were almost kinda sorta burned at the stake, but there was some sort of mix-up and... well, hey, it's fourteen days later and we've got no idea what's going on."
"So, this is all you're fault?" Piper asked, then slapped Steph.
"No, it's Phoebe's fault." KT sighed. "Were you not listening?"
"Actually," Piper said and slapped KT. "I wasn't."
Piper then left the room because.... she just did. So there.
"Want to sell her stuff on ebay?" Steph asked.
* *
"And so KT," Prue summed up. "As has been demonstrated by the wonderful me, I have perfect eyesight."
Piper walked into the kitchen then looked around.
"Uh, Pruesie, who were ya talking to?" Piper asked. Pruesie. Ha. I've got to write that one down.
"I was just showing KT here," Prue said and pointed to a bag of flour that had a smiley face drawn on it. "That my eyesight is like the best."
Phoebe walked into the kitchen, smiling as evilly as the little idiot could, and carrying a black marker.
"Prue, I kind of, but not really, hate to tell you this, but you've been talking to a bag of flour." Piper said. "Phoebe just put a smiley face on it."
"Look here," Prue said. Piper and Phoebe did, but then realized it was just an expression.
"I am not that little Stephanie demon-girl-idiot... thing." Prue continued. "I do not talk to inanimate objects."
"But she doesn't talk to them anymore either." Phoebe said. "So, you are like her."
Prue smacked Phoebe because...well, she's Phoebe. Then the toaster smacked Phoebe because we all know how the toaster feels about being ignored.
At that precise moment,
"Serendipity?" Piper inquired. Shut up, Piper.
KT and Stephanie came rolling into the kitchen, mid-fight. They had one of Piper's slippers and were pretty close to ripping it in half.
"I get the profits from this one!" Stephanie screeched.
"No way!" KT yelled. "You already got the money from her one-of-a-kind pretty, pretty princess tea set!"
"You know," Piper said. "That's funny, 'cause I think I've got one of those."
A/N: I apologize for this chapter. And KT, please don't hurt me.