Caitsville vs. Shinropolis
Chapter VII

+Well, it's time for another dum-dum sucker of a fan fic chapter! Previously, Reeve was escaping up the elevator. Rufus and Tifa were confronting him so that he would return Caitsville's supply of fat-free yogurt!! Well, I'll shut up now so you can read.+

Rufus: *goes up elevator and listens to elevator music while humming* Hmm, hmm. Hmm, hmm.

???: Not so fast!!

Reeve: Whodawhatta!!

+Reeve arrives at the balcony and Cloud flies on top with his fly wings and readies his sword. Vincent then flies onto the balcony as Chaos. Cait travels through the panels of this story and arrives on the balcony to assist. Tifa and Rufus then climb up a ladder and get on the roof. Reeve flips.+

Cloud: Ah ha! I've got you now!

Cait: My yogurt!

Tifa: Yeah, give Cait his yogurt!

Rufus: Uh, Reeve, where's my paycheck?

Vincent: Uh, I think I'm in the wrong scene.

Cloud: Wrong scene? Where are you supposed to be?

Vincent: I dunno.

Cloud: Oh. *feels tingly* Ugghh!! Uhh! Aahhh!!

Tifa: What's wrong?

Cloud: *burps and turns back to normal*

Cait: Go figure.

Rufus: Reeve, I'm serious, I need my paycheck.

Reeve: Hahaha! The yogurt is mine! Hee hee! *snort*
Tifa: Oh no! The yogurt!

Reeve: *runs to the secret hiding spot of his yogurt* Vwee hee! My yogurt! *opens door of hiding spot place, and spots Yuffie*

Yuffie: *Burp* Excuse me.

Reeve: Yuffie!! You ate my yogurt!

Yuffie: That was yogurt?! I'm lactose intolerant! *breaks out in hives and starts to gag*

Cait: Oh well, at least Reeve didn't sell my yogurt.

Yuffie: Ack, hack, ookaka! Ugh, agh, oop. *continues gagging*

Vincent: Now that explains everything.

Cloud: You can say that again.

Vincent: Now that explains everything.

Cloud: You can say that again.

Vincent: Now that explains everything.

Yuffie: Agh, ugh. Ack, hack, Ookapak!

+Uh, I don't want to know how this will turn out.+



THE END…? Nah.