The two demons stared at each other.
KT curled her lip. "So."
Stephanie gazed back. "So."
A lull fell over the two idiums, who were staring each other off in the attic. Nobody else was there, except them.
"This is pretty tense," Phoebe commented.
Why you little- how did you get in here? Goddamn! I just went to all that trouble of saying nobody else was there then you have to randomly appear out of nowhere! Scum! Repent!
Suddenly Phoebe popped out of existence. A disembodied voice which sounded startlingly like the little wench Phoebe screamed."Nooooo! This place is full of a million Prues and no pinnnnnnnnnk!"
Another disembodied voice interrupted her. "Shut up you loser. Now you know why not to cross me! Khaa!"
KT frowned. "Who the hell was that?"
"Dunno," Steph replied, "but it sure sounded like you."
The silence returned.
KT and Stephanie returned to staring at each other. A singular bead of sweat fromed on Stephanie's brow as the look of utter contempt on KT's face hardened.
"So Steph," KT said slowly and deliberately, increasing Stephanie's nervous state further. "I'm to understand you write stories sometimes. And put 'em on a little website called fanfiction.net. That true?"
Stephanie gulped and nodded frantically.
"And, Stephanie, would I be wrong in saying that you recently wrote a story called 'When She Was Evil'?" KT's eyes didn't leave Staephanie's.
"Yes, that's right," Stephanie's voice cracked as she spoke. 'Show no fear,' she thought to herself urgently, 'show no fear...'
Unfortunately for Stephanie, KT's psychic powers kicked in and she heard Stephanie's thoughts, so it became apparent to her that Stephanie was, indeed, terrified.
"And in those particular stories, there was a chatacrter by the name of... Lierre?" KT's breathing was still steady, but there was a hint of emotion behind her voice.
Stephanie nodded once more. KT took several steps towards her. She began pounding her hand with one fist in that threatening way people do to scare people. And by jove it was working.
"And, uh, you didn't happen to... kill Lierre off, did you?" KT squinte- I mean, narrowed her eyes.
"Uh, well, it was to further the-"
"SILENCE!" KT screamed at the petrified loser. Then began to shout. "I don't care if it was to further the f*cking story! Lierre kicked ass! And Prue finally managed to get and keep a man! And you killed him! What kind of sick person are you?"
"Please, KT, no!"
And KT lunged for Stephanie, beating her to the ground in a fit of rage and desperation. She grabbed Stephanie's hair and used it to tie her to the ceiling.
"You killed one of the best characters," KT sniffled, glaring at the swinging suspended Stephanie. "Why couldn't it have been Phoebe?"
Stephanie didn't reply. She couldn't. Already the tears were welling up inside her, trying to burst out of her eyes but she blinked them back. What had she done? What had she done???
"You killed Lierre. And now you must pay."
A small shiver went through Stephanie. "W... what're you gonna do?"
KT picked up six baseball bats.
"The Charmed Ones and Leo and Cole are waiting outside, itching to play a party game. They're all blindfolded, and when I say the word, in they come and BAM! Bitch went dahn!" KT smiled evilly. Which was good, seeing as she's evil and all.
"Please, KT, I'm begging you!" Stephanie said, then took on a different role. "If you don't untie me right now and let me down, I'll kill Prue in my next story*"
KT's eyes glinted rage as she opened her mouth and screamed. "PINYATA!!!"
The Charmed Ones and their male co-stars bounded into the room, grabbed a bat and descended on Stephanie, beating her well back to hell. Over the sound of blood rushing through her ears, Stephanie could vaguely hear KT screaming manically.
"This is for Lierre! This is for Prue! This is for the readers of fanfiction who loved Lierre! BAM! Bitch went DAHN!"
And something smacked Stephanie in the face so hard she instantly lost consciousness.
*Take that as a warning. If you kill Prue in your next story... just you wait and see what happens.
Why did I enjoy writing this so much???
KT curled her lip. "So."
Stephanie gazed back. "So."
A lull fell over the two idiums, who were staring each other off in the attic. Nobody else was there, except them.
"This is pretty tense," Phoebe commented.
Why you little- how did you get in here? Goddamn! I just went to all that trouble of saying nobody else was there then you have to randomly appear out of nowhere! Scum! Repent!
Suddenly Phoebe popped out of existence. A disembodied voice which sounded startlingly like the little wench Phoebe screamed."Nooooo! This place is full of a million Prues and no pinnnnnnnnnk!"
Another disembodied voice interrupted her. "Shut up you loser. Now you know why not to cross me! Khaa!"
KT frowned. "Who the hell was that?"
"Dunno," Steph replied, "but it sure sounded like you."
The silence returned.
KT and Stephanie returned to staring at each other. A singular bead of sweat fromed on Stephanie's brow as the look of utter contempt on KT's face hardened.
"So Steph," KT said slowly and deliberately, increasing Stephanie's nervous state further. "I'm to understand you write stories sometimes. And put 'em on a little website called fanfiction.net. That true?"
Stephanie gulped and nodded frantically.
"And, Stephanie, would I be wrong in saying that you recently wrote a story called 'When She Was Evil'?" KT's eyes didn't leave Staephanie's.
"Yes, that's right," Stephanie's voice cracked as she spoke. 'Show no fear,' she thought to herself urgently, 'show no fear...'
Unfortunately for Stephanie, KT's psychic powers kicked in and she heard Stephanie's thoughts, so it became apparent to her that Stephanie was, indeed, terrified.
"And in those particular stories, there was a chatacrter by the name of... Lierre?" KT's breathing was still steady, but there was a hint of emotion behind her voice.
Stephanie nodded once more. KT took several steps towards her. She began pounding her hand with one fist in that threatening way people do to scare people. And by jove it was working.
"And, uh, you didn't happen to... kill Lierre off, did you?" KT squinte- I mean, narrowed her eyes.
"Uh, well, it was to further the-"
"SILENCE!" KT screamed at the petrified loser. Then began to shout. "I don't care if it was to further the f*cking story! Lierre kicked ass! And Prue finally managed to get and keep a man! And you killed him! What kind of sick person are you?"
"Please, KT, no!"
And KT lunged for Stephanie, beating her to the ground in a fit of rage and desperation. She grabbed Stephanie's hair and used it to tie her to the ceiling.
"You killed one of the best characters," KT sniffled, glaring at the swinging suspended Stephanie. "Why couldn't it have been Phoebe?"
Stephanie didn't reply. She couldn't. Already the tears were welling up inside her, trying to burst out of her eyes but she blinked them back. What had she done? What had she done???
"You killed Lierre. And now you must pay."
A small shiver went through Stephanie. "W... what're you gonna do?"
KT picked up six baseball bats.
"The Charmed Ones and Leo and Cole are waiting outside, itching to play a party game. They're all blindfolded, and when I say the word, in they come and BAM! Bitch went dahn!" KT smiled evilly. Which was good, seeing as she's evil and all.
"Please, KT, I'm begging you!" Stephanie said, then took on a different role. "If you don't untie me right now and let me down, I'll kill Prue in my next story*"
KT's eyes glinted rage as she opened her mouth and screamed. "PINYATA!!!"
The Charmed Ones and their male co-stars bounded into the room, grabbed a bat and descended on Stephanie, beating her well back to hell. Over the sound of blood rushing through her ears, Stephanie could vaguely hear KT screaming manically.
"This is for Lierre! This is for Prue! This is for the readers of fanfiction who loved Lierre! BAM! Bitch went DAHN!"
And something smacked Stephanie in the face so hard she instantly lost consciousness.
*Take that as a warning. If you kill Prue in your next story... just you wait and see what happens.
Why did I enjoy writing this so much???