Um, that next story of mine where I mentioned Prue dying forever, uh, I'm not gonna write that I don't think. Heh heh.





After a while, Stephanie opened her eyes and looked around. Where was she now? Uh-oh. It looked like hell. There was pink and lots of lace.

"How did I get in Phoebe's bed...room?" Stephanie pondered aloud.

"I don't know." Phoebe's pink woolly hat replied. "Doesn't make much sense, does it?"

"Why, no." Stephanie said, lapsing back into her old bad habit of speaking to inanimate objects. "I certainly seem out of place."

"Yes, well, a little pink and you'd fit right in." The hat continued. "I don't know where we would put you though. Phoebe has so many pink things."

"I don't plan on staying." Stephanie told the hat. "Where is the door?"

"No one is allowed to leave until they sign up for Pink Woolly Hat of The Month magazine." The hat said.

Stephanie cursed Phoebe's semi-clever idea to get subscriptions for her magazine, then signed the paper.

"That felt strangely like selling my soul." Stephanie said then left. Yes, she simply left. Where she went I don't know.

In the kitchen meanwhile...

The Halliwells and those two guys that always hang around were in the kitchen, just loafing around doing nothing as they usually do. My, with all those demons out there you would think they'd be doing something, huh? Yeah, well, they're...um...playing Go Fish.

"Got any threes?" Leo inquired. Big word. Like asked, but better!

"No threes." Prue told him.

"Then what's that unusually loopy number? Kind of like half an eight?" Leo asked as he peered at Prue's cards.

"That's a threeve." Prue said as if everybody should know that.

"There's no such thing!" Leo exclaimed and threw down his cards.

"Yes, there is, so I win!" Prue said and took all the cards. I don't think that's how you win Go Fish, but I don't want to make her angry.

KT then randomly walked into the kitchen carrying Phoebe's laptop. She was very interested on something that was on the screen. She was on ebay again; selling more Halliwell merchandise.

"Five hundred for an old antique lamp?" KT muttered.

Stephanie appeared behind her and looked at the screen.

"Check on the rubber duckie bath mat."

KT clicked the mouse a few times, then both she and Stephanie let out small cries of joy.

"Seven hundred! Amazing!"

"Hey," Phoebe asked. "Don't we have a rubber duckie bath mat?"

Not anymore, Phoebe. Not anymore.