Stephanie quickly grabbed a fire hose.
"Attack!" She screamed at the hose and threw it at LIN/LIM.
Nothing happened.
"Ooooooh yeah!" Stephanie exclaimed. "The Shining is just a movie! Of course fire hoses don't - ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Stephanie noticed the LIN/LIM approaching and dashed under the couch. How she fit under said couch is a mystery to us all.
KT meanwhile stood frozen in fear.
"Get out of my fear!" Prue yelled and slapped KT.
KT quickly got out of the fear and stood frozen in silence. Prue was about to say something about her silence, but KT slapped her. Everyone stood quietly. Stephanie poked her head out from underneath the couch.
"She slapped Proo!" Phoebe screamed and began running in circles.
Stephanie jumped into Piper's arms and shrieked. "HOLLYGINS!"
Prue began walking toward KT slowly. KT kept inching away from Prue, not sure how the eldest Halliwell would take the slapping. Prue managed to get KT in the kitchen.
Beating noises were then heard from the kitchen. LIN/LIM raised the... RPoD and went into the kitchen. After a few moments of scuffle sounds (who came up with the word scuffle? I mean, just say it. Scuffle. Scuffle. Fight isn't good enough? Scuffle. Scuffle) there was a shriek and the sound of breaking glass. Then a booming SMACK!
"It wasn't me! I didn't jump through any windows today!" Stephanie yelled.
"Stop with the shannenigans!" Piper exclaimed.
Piper dropped her. Well, it wasn't the first time Stephanie had been dropped on her head.
KT then stumbled from the kitchen and collapsed. Stephanie and Piper took their time walking over to her to check on her. There were rolling pin marks all over her and hand imprints all over her face.
"She was beat good." Piper said. "Real good."
Prue then came from the kitchen and kicked KT a good one.
"What happened?" Stephanie asked.
"I was beating her good." Prue said. "Real good; then all of a sudden LIM/LIN comes... lumbering into the kitchen and starts hitting the little raj with the RPoD. After a bit, her ears perked up, she mumbled something about badmouthing, then jumped out the window and ran off."
"It was awful." KT sobbed and sat up.
It was then everyone noticed the imprint of the rolling pin and a caption: Rolling Pin of Death, 4,00 People Beaten Daily.
Everyone then had a good laugh. At KT's expense. Maybe it was because no one liked her. Maybe it was because Phoebe was nowhere to be found. Maybe it was because the author didn't know any other way to end this chapter. I guess we'll never know. Or will we? ...No.
"Attack!" She screamed at the hose and threw it at LIN/LIM.
Nothing happened.
"Ooooooh yeah!" Stephanie exclaimed. "The Shining is just a movie! Of course fire hoses don't - ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Stephanie noticed the LIN/LIM approaching and dashed under the couch. How she fit under said couch is a mystery to us all.
KT meanwhile stood frozen in fear.
"Get out of my fear!" Prue yelled and slapped KT.
KT quickly got out of the fear and stood frozen in silence. Prue was about to say something about her silence, but KT slapped her. Everyone stood quietly. Stephanie poked her head out from underneath the couch.
"She slapped Proo!" Phoebe screamed and began running in circles.
Stephanie jumped into Piper's arms and shrieked. "HOLLYGINS!"
Prue began walking toward KT slowly. KT kept inching away from Prue, not sure how the eldest Halliwell would take the slapping. Prue managed to get KT in the kitchen.
Beating noises were then heard from the kitchen. LIN/LIM raised the... RPoD and went into the kitchen. After a few moments of scuffle sounds (who came up with the word scuffle? I mean, just say it. Scuffle. Scuffle. Fight isn't good enough? Scuffle. Scuffle) there was a shriek and the sound of breaking glass. Then a booming SMACK!
"It wasn't me! I didn't jump through any windows today!" Stephanie yelled.
"Stop with the shannenigans!" Piper exclaimed.
Piper dropped her. Well, it wasn't the first time Stephanie had been dropped on her head.
KT then stumbled from the kitchen and collapsed. Stephanie and Piper took their time walking over to her to check on her. There were rolling pin marks all over her and hand imprints all over her face.
"She was beat good." Piper said. "Real good."
Prue then came from the kitchen and kicked KT a good one.
"What happened?" Stephanie asked.
"I was beating her good." Prue said. "Real good; then all of a sudden LIM/LIN comes... lumbering into the kitchen and starts hitting the little raj with the RPoD. After a bit, her ears perked up, she mumbled something about badmouthing, then jumped out the window and ran off."
"It was awful." KT sobbed and sat up.
It was then everyone noticed the imprint of the rolling pin and a caption: Rolling Pin of Death, 4,00 People Beaten Daily.
Everyone then had a good laugh. At KT's expense. Maybe it was because no one liked her. Maybe it was because Phoebe was nowhere to be found. Maybe it was because the author didn't know any other way to end this chapter. I guess we'll never know. Or will we? ...No.