A/N: To Le Steph: I am sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so so so so so so sooooooo sorry I lubb you so much I lubb you hella! You are the Queem, you hear me? The QUEEM!!!! The best person in the entire world! Wowo, anyone know Stephanie? She ROCKS!
A/N: SO before you read this, remember how much I lubb you. Which is a lot. More than I lubb Pru... more than I lubb Pru... hold on, *regains composure* More than I lubb Pru... nah can't say it. Okay. More than I lubb Pipe... more than I lubb Pipe... dammit! More than I lubb Paige and Feebee... and Leo and Cole... put together!
Chapter 21: The One Where KT Writes a Chapter She will get smashed for.
After KT had finally gotten hella pissed off that it'd been a week since she'd got beaten good, real good, by Prue and the LIN/LIM and nobody had healed her, she started whining annoyingly.
Since Leo was 'out of town' with Cole (good, saves me having to write about them), Paige got a shifty look in her eye. "Hey how about I practise my healing powers on le KT?" She knelt down by broken KT's side and raised her hands.
"Suddenly I feel much better!" le KT cried, springing to her feet... shattering her shins which couldn't take her weight they were so buggered after Prue's beating. "... Owie." She fell over and Paige once again advanced. Le KT's eyes paiged (got really wide). "PLEH!" she cried.
X-Moonchik entered and stared at KT. "Pleh?" she said stoopidly, before being TK-Orbed out of the room by le Paige.
Prue walked in carrying a glass of milk and held it over Paige's head with a huge smirk on her face.
Then le Stephums entered and stared at Prue. "You gonna drink that?" she asked hungrily, staring at the glass of milk. "Mmm le milk," she muttered, and quickly wiped the drool off her chin. Prue watched Steph with a look of disgust on her boot-iful face. Steph looked back, then suddenly lurched forwards and made a grab for the milk.
KT pulled her legs up to her chin and blinked out, reappearing several feet away. "I keep forgetting I can do that..." she whispered to herself.
Prue pulled the glass of milk out of Steph's grasp... Steph, the poor demon, who then stumbled, fell, and landed on top of Paige (yes - Paige!) while screaming in absolute horror. Well I can understand her... although I think on some sick level she'd enjoy it... I hope Steph doesn't read this... who am I kidding? We are just gonna start doing really mean things to each other chapter after chapter... but back to the story.
So there were Paige and H'Pets... I mean, Steph, sitting on the floor like a small hoard of lesbiums, and Prue was 'towering' (well as much as you can tower, being 5'3/4) over them with a single glass of milk in her hands. She was wondering who to pour it on and say her famous line... le KT was hoping she wouldn't cos she didn't think she could bring herself to leap into the air, but hey, if it happened it happened.
"Who is crapper for me to pour my milk on?" Prudencia pondered aloud. She looked from Paige to Steph then to Paige to Steph and back to buggy- I mean, Paige again. "Dammit, they both suck so much!"
"I liek suckers..." Paige uttered. "Lee-ek. Not like. Liek. Say it." *Was that a subliminal message from the author kt?*
KT slapped her forehead. "Proo, Steph is sitting on top of Paige, and looks like she likes it. Likes it a lot. Likes it a lot good. Likes it a lot real good. So just pour it on both of them!"
A lightbulb appeared appeared over Prue's head.
Leo orbed in, looking especially nekkid and covering his orbs with a whip (didn't do the job really well now Leo, did it?) and spluttered "N... n... new pow..er?" before crying "I'm coming Cole... in more than one sense of the word!" and orbed out.
"Ookay," Prue mused, then pulled the lightbulb off her head and threw it at Piper (hey where'd she come from?). "Anyhoo, I have an idea. I'm gonna pour it on you both!"
"Hold me Paige!" Stephanie cried in horror, clinging onto the skeleton she was sitting on. "I love yoooouuuuuu..."
She was drowned out by a vast amount of milk (a lot more than would ever fit in that tiny glass) being tipped onto her head. It was disgusting... and old!
Steph felt her body go rigid as the cold slimy milk slithered down her back, recreating what it must feel like to have Freebee touching you all over... neughy.
Then came the moment we (as in me and Steph... and maybe Paige) were all waiting for.
Prue got a hella serious look on her face, then jumped into the air early. She didn't hover, and landed heavily on... you guessed it KT.
"Well, I'd rather it was Prue than Steph... or Paige... or is it Steph AND Paige nowadays?"
She received death glares from both concerned ladies. *I lubb you steph*
Prue got up, blew her bangs out of her face... if she had bangs at the time... and yelled "GET OUT OF THE PAIGE!"
Stephanie leapt into the air away from Paige.
Prue smiled and winked at KT, who nodded in thanks. Then le Prue musted up her strength and screamed "GET OUT OF THE MILK!"
Everybody jumped in the air and hovered. Well, except le Steph and le Paige who were 'indisposed' being covered in milk, and it was kinda impossible to get out of. Ah well.
Then some stuff happened, and Steph made up with KT and they were best demon buddies again, never to hold a grudge or argue ever again. Ever.
*
Le Steph: You know, I didn't put in any 'lyssie' lubbing, cos that's just plain out of order. OUT OF ORDER. As in don't go there. You hear me?
Light and Lubb,
le KT
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A/N: SO before you read this, remember how much I lubb you. Which is a lot. More than I lubb Pru... more than I lubb Pru... hold on, *regains composure* More than I lubb Pru... nah can't say it. Okay. More than I lubb Pipe... more than I lubb Pipe... dammit! More than I lubb Paige and Feebee... and Leo and Cole... put together!
Chapter 21: The One Where KT Writes a Chapter She will get smashed for.
After KT had finally gotten hella pissed off that it'd been a week since she'd got beaten good, real good, by Prue and the LIN/LIM and nobody had healed her, she started whining annoyingly.
Since Leo was 'out of town' with Cole (good, saves me having to write about them), Paige got a shifty look in her eye. "Hey how about I practise my healing powers on le KT?" She knelt down by broken KT's side and raised her hands.
"Suddenly I feel much better!" le KT cried, springing to her feet... shattering her shins which couldn't take her weight they were so buggered after Prue's beating. "... Owie." She fell over and Paige once again advanced. Le KT's eyes paiged (got really wide). "PLEH!" she cried.
X-Moonchik entered and stared at KT. "Pleh?" she said stoopidly, before being TK-Orbed out of the room by le Paige.
Prue walked in carrying a glass of milk and held it over Paige's head with a huge smirk on her face.
Then le Stephums entered and stared at Prue. "You gonna drink that?" she asked hungrily, staring at the glass of milk. "Mmm le milk," she muttered, and quickly wiped the drool off her chin. Prue watched Steph with a look of disgust on her boot-iful face. Steph looked back, then suddenly lurched forwards and made a grab for the milk.
KT pulled her legs up to her chin and blinked out, reappearing several feet away. "I keep forgetting I can do that..." she whispered to herself.
Prue pulled the glass of milk out of Steph's grasp... Steph, the poor demon, who then stumbled, fell, and landed on top of Paige (yes - Paige!) while screaming in absolute horror. Well I can understand her... although I think on some sick level she'd enjoy it... I hope Steph doesn't read this... who am I kidding? We are just gonna start doing really mean things to each other chapter after chapter... but back to the story.
So there were Paige and H'Pets... I mean, Steph, sitting on the floor like a small hoard of lesbiums, and Prue was 'towering' (well as much as you can tower, being 5'3/4) over them with a single glass of milk in her hands. She was wondering who to pour it on and say her famous line... le KT was hoping she wouldn't cos she didn't think she could bring herself to leap into the air, but hey, if it happened it happened.
"Who is crapper for me to pour my milk on?" Prudencia pondered aloud. She looked from Paige to Steph then to Paige to Steph and back to buggy- I mean, Paige again. "Dammit, they both suck so much!"
"I liek suckers..." Paige uttered. "Lee-ek. Not like. Liek. Say it." *Was that a subliminal message from the author kt?*
KT slapped her forehead. "Proo, Steph is sitting on top of Paige, and looks like she likes it. Likes it a lot. Likes it a lot good. Likes it a lot real good. So just pour it on both of them!"
A lightbulb appeared appeared over Prue's head.
Leo orbed in, looking especially nekkid and covering his orbs with a whip (didn't do the job really well now Leo, did it?) and spluttered "N... n... new pow..er?" before crying "I'm coming Cole... in more than one sense of the word!" and orbed out.
"Ookay," Prue mused, then pulled the lightbulb off her head and threw it at Piper (hey where'd she come from?). "Anyhoo, I have an idea. I'm gonna pour it on you both!"
"Hold me Paige!" Stephanie cried in horror, clinging onto the skeleton she was sitting on. "I love yoooouuuuuu..."
She was drowned out by a vast amount of milk (a lot more than would ever fit in that tiny glass) being tipped onto her head. It was disgusting... and old!
Steph felt her body go rigid as the cold slimy milk slithered down her back, recreating what it must feel like to have Freebee touching you all over... neughy.
Then came the moment we (as in me and Steph... and maybe Paige) were all waiting for.
Prue got a hella serious look on her face, then jumped into the air early. She didn't hover, and landed heavily on... you guessed it KT.
"Well, I'd rather it was Prue than Steph... or Paige... or is it Steph AND Paige nowadays?"
She received death glares from both concerned ladies. *I lubb you steph*
Prue got up, blew her bangs out of her face... if she had bangs at the time... and yelled "GET OUT OF THE PAIGE!"
Stephanie leapt into the air away from Paige.
Prue smiled and winked at KT, who nodded in thanks. Then le Prue musted up her strength and screamed "GET OUT OF THE MILK!"
Everybody jumped in the air and hovered. Well, except le Steph and le Paige who were 'indisposed' being covered in milk, and it was kinda impossible to get out of. Ah well.
Then some stuff happened, and Steph made up with KT and they were best demon buddies again, never to hold a grudge or argue ever again. Ever.
*
Le Steph: You know, I didn't put in any 'lyssie' lubbing, cos that's just plain out of order. OUT OF ORDER. As in don't go there. You hear me?
Light and Lubb,
le KT
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