A/N: *slaps kt*
Stephanie showered immediately after that tragic event. She came out of the bathroom in a huff, smashing Paige with the bathroom door. And in like cartoons, Paige was really flat and slowly wafted to the floor. Then, unlike in cartoons, Stephanie set her aflame.
Then Steph shimmered to the kitchen, because honestly she was too lazy to walk and I, le author, didn't feel like describing her walking because that's just so... yeah. Anyway.
Once in the kitchen, Steph grabbed a carton of milk and sat on the counter, then she (gasp!) sprinkled the milk everywhere so that the entire floor was covered in milkiness.
"Oh no!" Steph then cried out. "Bane is nekkid! In the kitchen!"
Everyone in the house, except for flaming Paige, rushed into the kitchen. Stephanie laughed as they all tumbled to the floor and splatted into the milk.
"How does it feel to be milked?" Stephanie exclaimed then snapped her fingers. BAM! Paige's ashes sprinkled over everyone but Steph. "And Paiged??"
"Why, it's no fun at all!" KT squealed.
"...Actually, I quite like it." Phoebe mused and stroked some of Paige's ashes. "Like it a lot."
Everyone stared at her. Paige's eyes, like in cartoons where some character gets all burned and turned to ashes and all that's left is their blinking eyes, yeah, that's Paige. And some ashes. Anyway, Paige's eyes stared. Everyone stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared. And stared.
"Um... get out of the milk?" Prue offered lamely. I mean, really, what can you say after someone says something liek that? Not much really.
"Okay." Everyone agreed and slowly got up.
Piper picked up Paige's eyes and pocketed them, then everyone slowly left the kitchen.
"Oooooo! Ash angel!" Phoebe exclaimed then began rolling around in Paige's ashes.
How degrading.
Something kt should've gotten after the last chapter. But I guess having milk and some of Paige's ashes stuck to you is bad too.
Stephanie showered immediately after that tragic event. She came out of the bathroom in a huff, smashing Paige with the bathroom door. And in like cartoons, Paige was really flat and slowly wafted to the floor. Then, unlike in cartoons, Stephanie set her aflame.
Then Steph shimmered to the kitchen, because honestly she was too lazy to walk and I, le author, didn't feel like describing her walking because that's just so... yeah. Anyway.
Once in the kitchen, Steph grabbed a carton of milk and sat on the counter, then she (gasp!) sprinkled the milk everywhere so that the entire floor was covered in milkiness.
"Oh no!" Steph then cried out. "Bane is nekkid! In the kitchen!"
Everyone in the house, except for flaming Paige, rushed into the kitchen. Stephanie laughed as they all tumbled to the floor and splatted into the milk.
"How does it feel to be milked?" Stephanie exclaimed then snapped her fingers. BAM! Paige's ashes sprinkled over everyone but Steph. "And Paiged??"
"Why, it's no fun at all!" KT squealed.
"...Actually, I quite like it." Phoebe mused and stroked some of Paige's ashes. "Like it a lot."
Everyone stared at her. Paige's eyes, like in cartoons where some character gets all burned and turned to ashes and all that's left is their blinking eyes, yeah, that's Paige. And some ashes. Anyway, Paige's eyes stared. Everyone stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared and stared. And stared.
"Um... get out of the milk?" Prue offered lamely. I mean, really, what can you say after someone says something liek that? Not much really.
"Okay." Everyone agreed and slowly got up.
Piper picked up Paige's eyes and pocketed them, then everyone slowly left the kitchen.
"Oooooo! Ash angel!" Phoebe exclaimed then began rolling around in Paige's ashes.
How degrading.
Something kt should've gotten after the last chapter. But I guess having milk and some of Paige's ashes stuck to you is bad too.