"I wanted to start off by telling you that, well… in order for there to be life… a man and woman must put aside their differences long enough to get it on… or what have you…" The doctor explained. Lorelai and Rory looked at each other confused… they knew what they had done… Lorelai with Christopher and Rory with Jess… so they didn't suspect the other, but…
"Would you get to the point, doc?" Lorelai said, annoyed.
"Right, the point… you are BOTH pregnant!" The doctor said… Rory and Lorelai looked at each other in amazement.
"Rory!" Lorelai said, "What were you thinking… with whom… oh…" it suddenly dawned on her… duh Jess!
"Mom… You haven't been seeing anyone since… Christopher!" Rory suddenly got it, "What about Jess? Is he going to survive?"
"Fraid not!" The doctor said and giggled. Rory broke down to tears on the floor… "Too bad!" The doctor said mockingly.
"Go to hell," Lorelai told the doctor. "It's okay Rory, everything is going to be okay!"

A/N: Sorry, gonna have to leave you at that! No, this is NOT a dream… just keep reading… trust me, don't hate me yet!!!!