A/N: Here it is- the next chapter of my crazy story… and an explanation of my psycho doctor! By the way, it wasn't in my story that Jess and Rory slept together, but I kinda added it for effect… it didn't really work, sorry… now ya know, they did! Also, the only dreams are in the first 2 chapters, people were confused on when she was dreaming, and when she wasn't.
"There you are!" another doctor yelled from down the hall…
"Um…" the first doctor looked at Lorelai, Rory, and Luke confused, "I gotta go!" The doctor turned around to find himself face to face with a cop! Rory and Lorelai looked at each other.
"Um excuse me, sir," Lorelai said to the policeman, "what's going on here?"
"This doctor is FRAUD! He is a phony and we have been trying to track him down forever! He had gone from hospital to hospital and told lies about peoples operations and check- ups." The policeman explained.
"Oh my god…" Lorelai looked at Rory, then at Luke, then at the real doctor. "So we aren't pregnant?!?"
"No, I am afraid not!" The doctor said in a disappointed tone.
"Yes! YAY!" Rory and Lorelai said in unison.
"And Jess…" Rory asked.
"He is going to be just fine… sorry for the mix-up."
"That's okay," Lorelai said, "We are just so happy that everything is ok." So happy in fact that apart from a free check-up which was of course b.s. and no payment for Jess, they didn't think twice about it. Within a week Jess was fine, and EVERYTHING went back to normal. (A/N: and I'm not kidding when I say EVERYTHING!)
"So mom, Rory and I got a check- up the other day!" Lorelai said that Friday night.
"Oh really. How did it go?" Emily asked.
"Oh, it turns out we are both… pregnant!" Lorelai said and looked at Rory, Rory gave her an evil eye and Lorelai just smiled back.
"WHAT?!?" Emily said in shock. "You're… You're… Oh my…"
"Stop it that's mean…" Rory said. "Grandma, we aren't really pregnant!"
"Oh my god… Lorelai what were you trying to do? Give me a heart attack?"
"Let's hope so…" Lorelai mumbled under her breath. "Of course not." She said right away… "Aren't I aloud a little fun once in a while?"
"Ya, I guess so…" Emily said… "But this was insulting, rude and over the top!"
"I'm sorry mom!"
"It's fine Lorelai." Emily stated.
A/N: So… whadda ya think?? Told ya I had a plan… no need to worry… hehe, more to come soon!
Baby Bear
"There you are!" another doctor yelled from down the hall…
"Um…" the first doctor looked at Lorelai, Rory, and Luke confused, "I gotta go!" The doctor turned around to find himself face to face with a cop! Rory and Lorelai looked at each other.
"Um excuse me, sir," Lorelai said to the policeman, "what's going on here?"
"This doctor is FRAUD! He is a phony and we have been trying to track him down forever! He had gone from hospital to hospital and told lies about peoples operations and check- ups." The policeman explained.
"Oh my god…" Lorelai looked at Rory, then at Luke, then at the real doctor. "So we aren't pregnant?!?"
"No, I am afraid not!" The doctor said in a disappointed tone.
"Yes! YAY!" Rory and Lorelai said in unison.
"And Jess…" Rory asked.
"He is going to be just fine… sorry for the mix-up."
"That's okay," Lorelai said, "We are just so happy that everything is ok." So happy in fact that apart from a free check-up which was of course b.s. and no payment for Jess, they didn't think twice about it. Within a week Jess was fine, and EVERYTHING went back to normal. (A/N: and I'm not kidding when I say EVERYTHING!)
"So mom, Rory and I got a check- up the other day!" Lorelai said that Friday night.
"Oh really. How did it go?" Emily asked.
"Oh, it turns out we are both… pregnant!" Lorelai said and looked at Rory, Rory gave her an evil eye and Lorelai just smiled back.
"WHAT?!?" Emily said in shock. "You're… You're… Oh my…"
"Stop it that's mean…" Rory said. "Grandma, we aren't really pregnant!"
"Oh my god… Lorelai what were you trying to do? Give me a heart attack?"
"Let's hope so…" Lorelai mumbled under her breath. "Of course not." She said right away… "Aren't I aloud a little fun once in a while?"
"Ya, I guess so…" Emily said… "But this was insulting, rude and over the top!"
"I'm sorry mom!"
"It's fine Lorelai." Emily stated.
A/N: So… whadda ya think?? Told ya I had a plan… no need to worry… hehe, more to come soon!
Baby Bear