And when he woke up.

Chapter 1: Cursed!

Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-Gi-Oh, would I write a disclaimer?

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Yami looked around again and laughed to himself. Then he went back to reading the diary he found. Hey, it was Anthy's fault for leaving it open. Yugi was out in the living room playing some sort of game with Ryou, Seto, Kaylynn and Anthy. Yami tried to muffle a laugh as his eyes read the last page. He snuck out of the room and joined the group.

"Yami, did you read my diary?" Anthy asked, suspicious.

"Me? No."

"Anyways, it's 11:30, turn in."

Yami threw on a tank top and shorts and curled up on the couch. Yugi was in the spare room and Seto Kaiba, Ryou Bakura and Kaylynn Pegasus set up their sleeping bags on the floor. Anthy discovered her diary was read and then laughed to herself. Her diary had a curse on it for male intruders. She grinned evilly and fell asleep chuckling.

(I know I'm moving a bit fast but hey.)

Yami sat up the next morning and found himself on the floor next to the couch. He leaned up against it and looked around. He felt rather different.

Then he looked down.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone found Yami wrapped up in a blanket blushing heavily. Anthy smirked. She took his hand and led him into her bedroom, blanket and all.

(In the room)

"Okay Yami, drop the blanket." Anthy said.

"No."

"Do it."

"No."

"Don't make me hurt you."

"Fine."

Yami dropped the blanket and Anthy shriek-laughed. Yami was a thin, big- breasted girl, and his tank top wasn't helping.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA. Okay, everyone's gotta know about this. First, put this on." She tossed him one of her shirts.

They stepped out of the bedroom and Kaylynn looked up, grinning.

"Yami is now a girl." Anthy announced.

Seto stretched his neck up and peered down. Yami gasped and slapped him.

"I had to know."

"Bull." Kaylynn hissed.

"Okay. 1, he needs a bra." Ryou said.

"Really badly." Yugi said, giggling.

"Hey, he's about Anthy's size. You girls can give him lessons." Seto said.

Kaylynn and Anthy disappeared into the bedroom for an hour.

(In the bedroom)

"Okay, Yami. Rule one about being a girl-guys are gonna hit on you." Anthy said.

"Especially with *those*" Kaylynn commented.

"You're not helping."

"And it would be bad for you to say something about actually being a guy. That would be *REALLY* bad."

"I think I'm bleeding."

"Where?"

"*BLUSH* Um.you know *BLUSH*SWEATDROP*" Anthy and Kaylynn shrieked in laughter and dragged Yami into the bathroom.

*After sorting THAT out*

"Time for an outfit that *ISN'T leather or something that consists of a piece of fabric and a shoelace." Kaylynn said, rummaging through Anthy's closet.

Yami was regretting that he even opened the diary.

"How about this?"

"Sure."

Anthy turned to Yami and held up a small, sleeveless, black shirt with silver trimmings. Kaylynn held up a pair of black shorts with silver trimmings. Yami's eyes bulged. The two stepped out of the room while Yami changed. They sat on the couch and laughed their heads off.

"How bad is it?" Ryou asked.

"He's a sweet girl! Perfect to fall in love with!" Kaylynn said, imitating her uncle. She and Anthy shrieked in laughter and nearly fell onto the floor.

Yami poked his (her?) head out of the room. He sighed and stepped out. The whole room stopped. They stared (and Seto's jaw dropped). Anthy and Kaylynn's eyes bugged. They sprang into action.

"ACSESSORIES!" They shouted, jumping over the couch.