"What Da F*ck"
Written by: Kristen and Kristina
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: Use them, own them. What's the difference? We are all having fun. But we don't own them.
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"WHAT DA F*CK!?!? WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH *pause* MARLENA!!?!?!!?!."
Chloe was screaming as Brady got off of Marlena and was trying to find his boxers and put them on. Marlena, however, just put the sheet around her body and looked at Chloe completely in shock.
Brady found his boxers and was walking towards Chloe who was red in the face from anger.
"Baby, what are you-you doing here? I thought that you got out in a week?" He finally reached her and she punched him in the jaw and he fell to the ground.
"You B*tch Brady! Have you EVER thought about good BEHAVIOR!!?! Oh WAIT! You
haven't because you are SLEEPING WITH YOUR FATHER'S WIFE!!." She stomps over to the bed looking completely horrified and grabs the sheets from Marlena.
"OMG Brady!! Don't tell me these are my new sheets!! What the hell were you thinking!"
Marlena, who was sitting by terrified, becoming increasingly confused asked "Um..Brady baby..I think we should finish this some other time"
Chloe looked up from a bleeding brady to a shocked marlena with anger clear in her eyes. "Yes I would say so, you PSYCHOTHERAPIST HO!"
Chloe then looks down at Brady who is trying to sit up but she forces him down by slamming her foot on his throat "And you, you traitorous, deceitful, good-looking, Greek-god bastard, doing sleeping
with that thing!?!." Brady's only reply is choking. She sighs and lets her foot off of him.
"Answer me!"
But before Brady got another word out, a scream of ecstasy came from the bathroom.
Chloe raised a questioning eyebrow at Brady and then stomped over to the bathroom door.She cautiously put an ear to the door.
"Oh Victor!! Yes!!",
Completely baffled, Chloe storms in to find Sami Brady and Victor Kiriakis getting it on, on the bathroom floor.
Feeling eyes on them Sami and Victor stop and turn to see a completely, baffled, shocked and frighteningly angry Chloe Brady.
Chloe at this point has almost had enough but then feels Brady coming up against her
Brady peeks over Chloe to find the same scene she just witnessed only seconds before and goes wide-eyed and screams..
"OMG!! I just waxed that floor this morning!"
Author's Note: MUHAHHAAHHAH! Guess what? Chicken Butt! Guess why? Chicken
Thigh!!! BEANS!!!!!
Written by: Kristen and Kristina
Chapter 2
Disclaimer: Use them, own them. What's the difference? We are all having fun. But we don't own them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"WHAT DA F*CK!?!? WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH *pause* MARLENA!!?!?!!?!."
Chloe was screaming as Brady got off of Marlena and was trying to find his boxers and put them on. Marlena, however, just put the sheet around her body and looked at Chloe completely in shock.
Brady found his boxers and was walking towards Chloe who was red in the face from anger.
"Baby, what are you-you doing here? I thought that you got out in a week?" He finally reached her and she punched him in the jaw and he fell to the ground.
"You B*tch Brady! Have you EVER thought about good BEHAVIOR!!?! Oh WAIT! You
haven't because you are SLEEPING WITH YOUR FATHER'S WIFE!!." She stomps over to the bed looking completely horrified and grabs the sheets from Marlena.
"OMG Brady!! Don't tell me these are my new sheets!! What the hell were you thinking!"
Marlena, who was sitting by terrified, becoming increasingly confused asked "Um..Brady baby..I think we should finish this some other time"
Chloe looked up from a bleeding brady to a shocked marlena with anger clear in her eyes. "Yes I would say so, you PSYCHOTHERAPIST HO!"
Chloe then looks down at Brady who is trying to sit up but she forces him down by slamming her foot on his throat "And you, you traitorous, deceitful, good-looking, Greek-god bastard, doing sleeping
with that thing!?!." Brady's only reply is choking. She sighs and lets her foot off of him.
"Answer me!"
But before Brady got another word out, a scream of ecstasy came from the bathroom.
Chloe raised a questioning eyebrow at Brady and then stomped over to the bathroom door.She cautiously put an ear to the door.
"Oh Victor!! Yes!!",
Completely baffled, Chloe storms in to find Sami Brady and Victor Kiriakis getting it on, on the bathroom floor.
Feeling eyes on them Sami and Victor stop and turn to see a completely, baffled, shocked and frighteningly angry Chloe Brady.
Chloe at this point has almost had enough but then feels Brady coming up against her
Brady peeks over Chloe to find the same scene she just witnessed only seconds before and goes wide-eyed and screams..
"OMG!! I just waxed that floor this morning!"
Author's Note: MUHAHHAAHHAH! Guess what? Chicken Butt! Guess why? Chicken
Thigh!!! BEANS!!!!!