"What Da F*ck?"
By: Kristen and Kristina
Chapter 3
We Disclaim! We don't own em but we like messin with em!
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"OMG!! I just waxed that floor this morning!"
Sami rolled her eyes at Brady as she crawled off Victor. "Come on Victor we can finish this at
my house" Sami said bending over to look at Victor, but Victor didn't make any motion to get
up. Chloe eyed Victor warily.
"Um..Victor you CAN get out of my bathroom now!", Chloe shouted.
Then all the sudden realization hit Chloe like a ton of bricks. "Omg this is the second ton of
bricks that has hit me today..someone get me a bottle of Scotch before I really lose it", Chloe
thought.
"Sami Omg you killed Victor!", Chloe exclaimed
"Holy Sh*t you b*tch!", cried Brady. Sami then nudged Victor just to make sure these
accusations we true. When he didn't respond she just huffed and sighed, "Well how was I
suppose to know the old fart has high blood pressure!"
All the sudden Chloe sees something moving out of the corner of her eye. She turns around but
Brady is blocking her view, so she shoves him out of the way and sees Marlena's a*s sticking out
form under the bed.
"Ahem!..Excuse me?! Didn't I tell u to leave?!"
Marlena brought her head out from under the bed and stood up. She smoothed her outfit over
and replied, "I was looking for my earring"
Chloe eyes almost popped out of her head. "earring?! We have an old dead man in the bathroom
and your looking for your earring?!"
Marlena looked confused then noticed the crowd in the bathroom. She moved past Chloe hitting
her shoulder on the way. When she got there she saw Victor on the floor, wide-eyed, and dead.
She puts her hand on her heart. "Oh my. Who killed him?" she replies looking around the room.
"His libido" is the mumbled reply by Brady which receives laughs from Sami and Chloe.
"Stop it!.", Marlena cried and was met with silence. "OK, we need to get leather gloves, rope, make fake
license plates, and an alibi. For each of us." She looks around the room to find confused eyes staring into her. "What? I DO have a
life outside of therapy you know.
Chloe hears this and puts her hands up in front of her. "No, no, no. HELL NO! Listen here, therapist
ho, if you just didn't forget your Alzheimer's for a SECOND! you would know that I just got out
of prison. PRISON! I am the victim here. I ain't going back. I am on probation! If I go back
there, I could go to block F, and then I will be in some deep sh*t. And be someone's b*tch!"
Brady asks, "Why are you the victim?"
Chloe looks at him really good. "You are soo lucky that you are my soulmate and have a body like a
god because those blonde roots are sinking into your brain. First of all, I am the victim by you
doing the nasty rhino sex with your stepmother! Second, I find Mr. Roger's grandfather on the
floor of our bathroom with the "STD girl!" And third, but MOST important, you did the nasty
ON MY NEW SHEETS!"
Brady tries to change the subject. "Can we please start this. Look...Victor's old, wrinkly, naked
dead body is making me sterile."
"You're just lucky that I am not going to make you sterile", Chloe replies as she points a finger
in his chest.
While all this was going on, Sami has dressed and is looking through her purse and pulls out
several objects. "OK, here is the rope, masks, and leather gloves. But the rope is thin but strong. So it
should hold.".another long silence until she finally replies "What?"
Chloe says, "You know, if it was another girl, I would be surprised, but for some reason, I am
not surprised with you."
Brady is trying to look in her purse from his point of view behind Chloe but can't see what he is
looking for. "Hey Sami? Do you have any handcuffs in there?" Which receives a slap from
Chloe.
By: Kristen and Kristina
Chapter 3
We Disclaim! We don't own em but we like messin with em!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"OMG!! I just waxed that floor this morning!"
Sami rolled her eyes at Brady as she crawled off Victor. "Come on Victor we can finish this at
my house" Sami said bending over to look at Victor, but Victor didn't make any motion to get
up. Chloe eyed Victor warily.
"Um..Victor you CAN get out of my bathroom now!", Chloe shouted.
Then all the sudden realization hit Chloe like a ton of bricks. "Omg this is the second ton of
bricks that has hit me today..someone get me a bottle of Scotch before I really lose it", Chloe
thought.
"Sami Omg you killed Victor!", Chloe exclaimed
"Holy Sh*t you b*tch!", cried Brady. Sami then nudged Victor just to make sure these
accusations we true. When he didn't respond she just huffed and sighed, "Well how was I
suppose to know the old fart has high blood pressure!"
All the sudden Chloe sees something moving out of the corner of her eye. She turns around but
Brady is blocking her view, so she shoves him out of the way and sees Marlena's a*s sticking out
form under the bed.
"Ahem!..Excuse me?! Didn't I tell u to leave?!"
Marlena brought her head out from under the bed and stood up. She smoothed her outfit over
and replied, "I was looking for my earring"
Chloe eyes almost popped out of her head. "earring?! We have an old dead man in the bathroom
and your looking for your earring?!"
Marlena looked confused then noticed the crowd in the bathroom. She moved past Chloe hitting
her shoulder on the way. When she got there she saw Victor on the floor, wide-eyed, and dead.
She puts her hand on her heart. "Oh my. Who killed him?" she replies looking around the room.
"His libido" is the mumbled reply by Brady which receives laughs from Sami and Chloe.
"Stop it!.", Marlena cried and was met with silence. "OK, we need to get leather gloves, rope, make fake
license plates, and an alibi. For each of us." She looks around the room to find confused eyes staring into her. "What? I DO have a
life outside of therapy you know.
Chloe hears this and puts her hands up in front of her. "No, no, no. HELL NO! Listen here, therapist
ho, if you just didn't forget your Alzheimer's for a SECOND! you would know that I just got out
of prison. PRISON! I am the victim here. I ain't going back. I am on probation! If I go back
there, I could go to block F, and then I will be in some deep sh*t. And be someone's b*tch!"
Brady asks, "Why are you the victim?"
Chloe looks at him really good. "You are soo lucky that you are my soulmate and have a body like a
god because those blonde roots are sinking into your brain. First of all, I am the victim by you
doing the nasty rhino sex with your stepmother! Second, I find Mr. Roger's grandfather on the
floor of our bathroom with the "STD girl!" And third, but MOST important, you did the nasty
ON MY NEW SHEETS!"
Brady tries to change the subject. "Can we please start this. Look...Victor's old, wrinkly, naked
dead body is making me sterile."
"You're just lucky that I am not going to make you sterile", Chloe replies as she points a finger
in his chest.
While all this was going on, Sami has dressed and is looking through her purse and pulls out
several objects. "OK, here is the rope, masks, and leather gloves. But the rope is thin but strong. So it
should hold.".another long silence until she finally replies "What?"
Chloe says, "You know, if it was another girl, I would be surprised, but for some reason, I am
not surprised with you."
Brady is trying to look in her purse from his point of view behind Chloe but can't see what he is
looking for. "Hey Sami? Do you have any handcuffs in there?" Which receives a slap from
Chloe.