"What Da F*ck!"
By: Kristen and Kristina
Chapter 4
We disclaim! We use them but we don't own em!
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"OK Listen up people", shouted Marlena. "Sami get a trash bag, Chloe grab"-- --before she could
finish she was interrupted by Chloe "Whoa whoa whoa.who died and made u boss?" Marlena
tilted her head to the side and smiled sweetly "Victor did my dear and if you don't want to go to
Jail then I suggest you do as I say"
" Chloe you can't go to Jail! If you leave then that only leaves Sami left as the only prostitute in
tow. And let's face it, you give her a shiny nickel and an ice cream cone, she will do anything
you want!", Brady shouted to Chloe.
"Excuse me!?!?.. are you calling me easy?!, Sami cried as she marched over to Brady.
"Well Victor sure wasn't offering you much and you still managed to kill him! D*mn you were
soo bad you made the poor guy have a heart attack!" ,cried Brady immediately busting out in fits
of laughter.
Sami's eyes started burning a hole into him and her fists clenched together. Then she went
wide eyed and smiled sweetly. She picked up her knee, and slammed it right into Brady's
beloved crowned jewels.
Brady's laughter completely vanished and his face turned crimson. He immediately hunched
over and croaked out ".Ow.." before falling over. Chloe and Marlena Gasped and hurried over
to Brady.
"Omg Brady are u ok?!" cried Marlena crouching down on the floor beside Brady.
"What the f*ck do u think you are doing?! Get away from him! And you!", Chloe seethed
standing up and glaring blue fury at Sami. "You B*tch what are you thinking! First you kill
Victor now you go and put Brady out for at least a week! And I just got out jail, and I need some!
Oh you are gonna pay for this!"
Chloe then pushed Sami so hard she fell back onto the ground. Then Chloe jumped on Sami and
started wailing on her. Marlena ran to the living room. When came back she found Chloe still
over powering Sami, but then it looked like Sami was about to pounce, so she ran over to Chloe
and pushed her off of Sami.
When Sami tried to sit up Marlena whacked her right in the face with a chair. Sami completely
blacked out and fell back to the ground. Marlena then got up from the floor, and smoothed her
outfit down and turned to see Chloe and Brady staring at her and huffed, "Well, that will teach
that psycho a lesson or two. Now come on. Let's get rid of this freak." As Chloe started to pull
Sami away by her hands, Marlena stopped her. "No, Chloe. The other freak." Chloe looks at her
for a second and begins to pick up a confused Brady on his feet. "No, Chloe. Victor!"
"Don't yell at me. You were the one that started talking about freaks and you weren't specific.
God! Come on, one-nut," Chloe says as she grabs Brady's hand and together they begin to pick
up Victor.
"Wait!" shouted Brady.
"What!?"
"I am not touching a dead, naked man! I draw the line there," Brady shakes his head.
Marlena walks up to him in mercenary mode and grabs his neck and starts to squeeze. "You will
pick him up and stuff him in the trunk of the car or I will do exactly what Chloe said she would
do. Make. You. Sterile."
Brady squeaks out, "Yes, ma'am." she let's go and he runs over to victor and grabs his legs.
"Come on, let's go!"
"Shouldn't you get dressed first. I mean, not that I mind, but walking around carrying a dead,
naked body in boxers isn't a very good idea, dumbas#!!!" Chloe says.
Brady runs off to the bedroom and changes into black pants and black shirt. While he was gone,
Chloe and Marlena somehow managed to change Victor back into his suit.
Marlena, who is still in mercenary mode, "This place has a service elevator. We will take that. I
will go down first and make sure that it is clear. Then we will put the body in Brady's Jeep.
We'll put him in the back so it makes it look like he is alive. Then when we find a nice place, we
will put him there. Got it?!?!!"
Chloe says with wonderful sarcasm, "Yes, Mommy."
As Brady and Chloe are trying to get him to the door which is downstairs, they are have
some....trouble.
"OK, on three, one-nut. One, two-
"Wait. On three or after three."
Chloe just stares at him and puts a hand on her forehead and sighs. "After three. One, two,
three."
As they barely get him off the ground and are slowly getting him to the stairs, Brady let's go and
drops both of his legs. "I can't do it. Who knew an old, fat man could weigh so much?"
"I thought you were strong," replies Chloe.
"That was until Sami decided to be doctor and practically broke my equipment." Brady said.
"Just come on. I don't want the therapy ho on my ass. She seems scary."
Brady finally decided to help and they both got the dead man to the stairs.
Chloe wipes her hands on her pants. "How are we gonna do this part?" she asks her one-nut
partner.
Brady scoffs at her and shrugs his shoulders. "Easy." He gently moves Chloe aside and places
Victor on his stomach and part of his body leaning towards the stairs. Brady gets on his knees
and rolls Victor down the first step and because of gravity and fat things Victor's dead body fell
the rest of the way and landed on his stomach at the bottom. "See."
Chloe rolls her eyes and shakes her head and moves downstairs and past victor's body and heads toward where the liquor is. "I need a drink."
She takes a long drink of vodka and smiles. "They don't make it this good in prison. But it did the job. Thank God for
smugglers."
(Doorbell rings)
Chloe makes a mocking Marlena voice, "Coming!"
Marlena hears this from upstairs and yells down, "I would have been if you came home 15 MINUTES LATER!!!"
Chloe laughs her way to the door and the smile is wiped away from her face and placed with shock. "Sup?"
END OF CHAPTER 4!! MUHAHAHAHA
By: Kristen and Kristina
Chapter 4
We disclaim! We use them but we don't own em!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"OK Listen up people", shouted Marlena. "Sami get a trash bag, Chloe grab"-- --before she could
finish she was interrupted by Chloe "Whoa whoa whoa.who died and made u boss?" Marlena
tilted her head to the side and smiled sweetly "Victor did my dear and if you don't want to go to
Jail then I suggest you do as I say"
" Chloe you can't go to Jail! If you leave then that only leaves Sami left as the only prostitute in
tow. And let's face it, you give her a shiny nickel and an ice cream cone, she will do anything
you want!", Brady shouted to Chloe.
"Excuse me!?!?.. are you calling me easy?!, Sami cried as she marched over to Brady.
"Well Victor sure wasn't offering you much and you still managed to kill him! D*mn you were
soo bad you made the poor guy have a heart attack!" ,cried Brady immediately busting out in fits
of laughter.
Sami's eyes started burning a hole into him and her fists clenched together. Then she went
wide eyed and smiled sweetly. She picked up her knee, and slammed it right into Brady's
beloved crowned jewels.
Brady's laughter completely vanished and his face turned crimson. He immediately hunched
over and croaked out ".Ow.." before falling over. Chloe and Marlena Gasped and hurried over
to Brady.
"Omg Brady are u ok?!" cried Marlena crouching down on the floor beside Brady.
"What the f*ck do u think you are doing?! Get away from him! And you!", Chloe seethed
standing up and glaring blue fury at Sami. "You B*tch what are you thinking! First you kill
Victor now you go and put Brady out for at least a week! And I just got out jail, and I need some!
Oh you are gonna pay for this!"
Chloe then pushed Sami so hard she fell back onto the ground. Then Chloe jumped on Sami and
started wailing on her. Marlena ran to the living room. When came back she found Chloe still
over powering Sami, but then it looked like Sami was about to pounce, so she ran over to Chloe
and pushed her off of Sami.
When Sami tried to sit up Marlena whacked her right in the face with a chair. Sami completely
blacked out and fell back to the ground. Marlena then got up from the floor, and smoothed her
outfit down and turned to see Chloe and Brady staring at her and huffed, "Well, that will teach
that psycho a lesson or two. Now come on. Let's get rid of this freak." As Chloe started to pull
Sami away by her hands, Marlena stopped her. "No, Chloe. The other freak." Chloe looks at her
for a second and begins to pick up a confused Brady on his feet. "No, Chloe. Victor!"
"Don't yell at me. You were the one that started talking about freaks and you weren't specific.
God! Come on, one-nut," Chloe says as she grabs Brady's hand and together they begin to pick
up Victor.
"Wait!" shouted Brady.
"What!?"
"I am not touching a dead, naked man! I draw the line there," Brady shakes his head.
Marlena walks up to him in mercenary mode and grabs his neck and starts to squeeze. "You will
pick him up and stuff him in the trunk of the car or I will do exactly what Chloe said she would
do. Make. You. Sterile."
Brady squeaks out, "Yes, ma'am." she let's go and he runs over to victor and grabs his legs.
"Come on, let's go!"
"Shouldn't you get dressed first. I mean, not that I mind, but walking around carrying a dead,
naked body in boxers isn't a very good idea, dumbas#!!!" Chloe says.
Brady runs off to the bedroom and changes into black pants and black shirt. While he was gone,
Chloe and Marlena somehow managed to change Victor back into his suit.
Marlena, who is still in mercenary mode, "This place has a service elevator. We will take that. I
will go down first and make sure that it is clear. Then we will put the body in Brady's Jeep.
We'll put him in the back so it makes it look like he is alive. Then when we find a nice place, we
will put him there. Got it?!?!!"
Chloe says with wonderful sarcasm, "Yes, Mommy."
As Brady and Chloe are trying to get him to the door which is downstairs, they are have
some....trouble.
"OK, on three, one-nut. One, two-
"Wait. On three or after three."
Chloe just stares at him and puts a hand on her forehead and sighs. "After three. One, two,
three."
As they barely get him off the ground and are slowly getting him to the stairs, Brady let's go and
drops both of his legs. "I can't do it. Who knew an old, fat man could weigh so much?"
"I thought you were strong," replies Chloe.
"That was until Sami decided to be doctor and practically broke my equipment." Brady said.
"Just come on. I don't want the therapy ho on my ass. She seems scary."
Brady finally decided to help and they both got the dead man to the stairs.
Chloe wipes her hands on her pants. "How are we gonna do this part?" she asks her one-nut
partner.
Brady scoffs at her and shrugs his shoulders. "Easy." He gently moves Chloe aside and places
Victor on his stomach and part of his body leaning towards the stairs. Brady gets on his knees
and rolls Victor down the first step and because of gravity and fat things Victor's dead body fell
the rest of the way and landed on his stomach at the bottom. "See."
Chloe rolls her eyes and shakes her head and moves downstairs and past victor's body and heads toward where the liquor is. "I need a drink."
She takes a long drink of vodka and smiles. "They don't make it this good in prison. But it did the job. Thank God for
smugglers."
(Doorbell rings)
Chloe makes a mocking Marlena voice, "Coming!"
Marlena hears this from upstairs and yells down, "I would have been if you came home 15 MINUTES LATER!!!"
Chloe laughs her way to the door and the smile is wiped away from her face and placed with shock. "Sup?"
END OF CHAPTER 4!! MUHAHAHAHA